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  1. If you like weird, wild, and stupid...check it out. If you are an 80's baby...you should check it out. If your mother slept with many men... you should check it out. If your father slept with many men...you should check it out. If your dog is a cleptomaniac...you should check it out. If you spank your monkey too much...finish up...then you should check it out.
  2. Creators: I is Bulimic & I is Dislexic Map Name: Beer Pong Map Gametype: Beer Pong (Assault) Players: 1v1 to 2v2. I've even had 4v4 and it was still fun so as long as it's even teams it should be good. Description: Red vs Blue. Spartan slam the ball into the cups. After you make it, hit the switch to sink the cup. If you get a rim job you die instantly. If you miss the cup completely but still land on the table you can go back to the teleporter in the middle of the table and get another shot (a roll back) however the other team can shoot at you. DON'T SHOOT AT EACH OTHER UNLESS THE TEAM GETS A ROLL BACK.
  3. Finally got a match in and ended up shooting a guys nade in his hand and killing him haha. Hopefully fixes come soon to have more moments like this.
  4. Hey everyone! Well as it said on the title (sorta ) I am a script writer. And well I want to be the lucky guy to help create a machinima for you. I'm asking this for many reasons to gain experience, have fun, and.... . Actually that's it lol . But mostly to have fun. I hope anyone out there is willing to give me a chance. And if you do I'll try my best to not let you down. Hope to hear from someone who's interested soon.
  5. Hey everyone! Check out my newest song for one of the best video game series of all time! My Youtube channel is full of songs of original compositions by me for my favorite video games and movies along with some topics of my own and I think you all MAY love this one. Hope you like! The Video My Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj94C4suvdSD-3wrenh4Cdw/videos Thanks!
  6. Hi guys, Here is a video about me playing in firefight. Something really funny happened... Enjoy!
  7. Hello everyone! I am hoppin' back into the groove of things here on the forum. I had to leave for a bit due to the hecticness of the theatre life and with life being busy in general. I am back again, and ready to party. I hope I can talk to all my old friends and new ones to come! So glad to be back. XD
  8. Hey everybody, I recently finished a Fake Movie trailer using cosplay footage from the 2014 Portland Wizard World Comic-Con. There's some GREAT Halo cosplay, including a small child in a Grunt costume, and a Halo 5 Master Chief. I also edited in some dialogue from various Halo games. Enjoy!
  9. Want to see the top 10 most useless Pokemon? This video really sums it up well. Click HERE
  10. In game on Spartan Ops "Episode 3 - Chapter 5" Don't no if this is a Glitch, Easter egg or what? Playing with some friends of mine, Lvling up my Spartan & some how we thought it was just the covenant guns shooting at us running around but up close you can see that the covenant them self about 1" & a half short lol. If you stop the video at 4:10 you can see one. I don't see 343 industries saying anything about this so it could be a glitch. What do you all think? Comment on my YouTube channel if you can and thumbs up if you like it thanks.
  11. Here is a video of Morgan Freeman and some other big actors reading some of today's most popular songs. Enjoy and Goodnight!
  12. Have about 10 hours to kill? I recommend listening to this. This guy, Edvard Khil, is amazing. Check him out for 10 HOURS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJL4Y3aGPuA
  13. So as I come back to 343, I notice more and more new and exciting names here on the site and I want to get to know some people better. So I want to do a little ice breaker with question. What is your favorite moment in any of the Halo games? PS. You may get to see some of my abstract posts later on this new year.
  14. Hey everybody, first time posting in the 343 forums, but I used to post on the bungie forums a lot back in the day. Anyways, I made a short sketch about Master Chief having a crappy morning, and I thought you all might find it interesting/funny. Also, I'd appreciate some feedback as well. Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUNw_DHaDw0
  15. Bring Back the Original Grunts! Halo 4 was an amazing game, graphic wise and story wise. However, this small change has made it lose its 'Halo' feeling. The little voices of Grunts. Yes, strange. However, don't you miss just running around and keeping a couple of the critters alive just to taunt them? Hearing the common word of 'nipple,' or the absolute nonsense of a Grunt panicking, trying to hide behind the rest of the pack or behind a Sangheili. Hearing the Grunts even try to taunt you, but to fail miserably, allowing you to have a little laugh. Most importantly, their little voices. The voices were amazing. The voices also can help mediate you while playing Halo on Legendary. In Halo 4, there's nothing to help you be 'happy' while playing. All you really get is raspy voices, that really only tick you off. But the memories of past Halo's on Legendary. At the moments of most anguish, you'd hear a little squeaky voice of a Grunt, either in panic or taunting. This always made me laugh a little at least, and helped motivate to go on. Lastly, the look. The look of the original Grunts fit them, and I actually kinda miss it. They now look like turtles that are in heat. Hopefully, 343 will bring back the original Grunts. Most importantly their voices! (Including the comical language.) Thanks for reading! Comment please, and be sure to vote!
  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7bvgQvHUlw I played my first game of MINI Slayer and the name and title say it all. I guess it was a mod before then 343 seen it and implemented it into the game and called it MINI Slayer. It was fun to play and there are multiple things that you will need to know so you won't look like a noob. If you listen you will hear I'm getting advice from a friend, so just listen and you will end up on top.
  17. So i've been recently getting these urges to get into machinima again (earlier attempts were... lets not talk about them) and i've found myself getting few ideas. I finally got one good idea which i want to turn into a series but im gonna need help. I have already gone into halo 4 and made the map so all I need now is the storyline and scripts... and filming it and- you know what i mean. So the idea which i liked so much is an attempt at a comedy (of sorts). It follows a shop, more specifically a guy who works in the shop. Im very early in planning right now so we'll call this guy Jaime (better names are accepted). Anyways, it follows Jaime and his co-workers (number needs to be specified) in they're crazy events at the shop and from time to time outside the shop. They're rivalling with the next door shop which always has big shipments and better overall merchandise. Everything will be within Halo 4, as stated before. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you. -Ian
  18. If you had the power to summon one of the moderators in real life at any time, Which one would you summon and what would you make them do? I'll start. I'd summon Spectral Jester and make him cook me dinner while I play video games. I just think he'd probably be good at cooking.
  19. Here's a funny side to Bungie as they explain why "Tigerman" just didn't fit in Destiny! Rather entertaining! Rest in peace "Tigerman"! Tigerman was wise. Tigerman was bestial. Tigerman was wise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxJVDZpUEHI&feature=player_embedded Could have made for an interesting character, especially dressed in a suit, lol!
  20. Hello everyone and welcome back to Doctor Pbrabbit's Analysis Blog. Todays topic: Assassinations, and what you can do to get them! So in recent studies I have found that Assassinations today are on the brink of being easier and easier to get. Might I say almost easier to get than any STD. This is a very serious matter, so i talked to some people in this case study I like to call, "Give people $20 to lie and make my statements sound better". I asked one gentleman, "How is Halo 4 so far?" He immediately replied with, "Halo 4 is Assassinations!" and ran away. I feel that he might have had some brain damage due to the woodpecker on his head, but I did not care. I'm not that kind of Doctor, or at-least I think I am not, I might have to check the P.H.D again. Then I moved onto a really hot chick, who was a gamer, and asked her, her thoughts on Assassinations in Halo 4. She had to say this, "Personally Halo 4 is so dumb, I play Call of duty Black ops 2 and MW3 so those are way better than that stupid game." After that Interview at 5 O'clock on the evening news there was a hot chick missing for some reason. I could not comprehend what was going on. It was not like I released the info and the names of everyone who did this. And finally I had one last patient come in. He was 6 years of age and was cute as a button. I asked where his mother was and he said "shut up, lets get this over with." Right away I knew this kid was one of those COD trolls, but then again I was a doctor, and I was taught to not judge a book by its cover, so I began the interview. I asked the boy his thoughts on Halo and with Assassinations, and he replied with "Well first of all Halo 4 is the first step into 343 industries trying to make it big with this already big franchise....(he went on for a WHILE!). Secondly Assassinations in the game have turned out to be way to easy to get. So I personally think there should be some nerf to that. I do not know how, I just think they should." I was shocked, amazed, and you could even say flabbergasted! I was such in awe that as a doctor I PASSED OUT! Well when I woke up the boy was gone, there was a pen mustache on my face and he took $50 out of my wallet. Though he was nice to leave a thank you note. All in all a good interview. Ahem! ( clear the throat ), back to the analysis part of the blog. It seems to me that my case study of 3 random, country folk have proved to me and to you, the scientific community of HALO, that Assassinations are as easy to get as STDs and can be prevented by looking at your Radar. Thank you very much. Until my next Discovery I bid you a goodbye. This document is from the Un-federal archives of Doctor, Professor and Pimp, Pbrabbit. Any use of the Un-legal, fake and satirical documents will not have you be sued in any way. Hey guys, Pbrabbit here. So I was bored and this is a random, improvised story/blog I created. If you like it, let me know and I can create more of these for your enjoyment. If not, well then. Please do not be a hater and comment below with hateful remarks. Kindly message me to let me know of your thoughts. Thank you!
  21. This is literally the most general question someone could ask. If you threw a sticky at a grunt, would the plasma tickle the grunt? or how about just touching the grunt? What do you think?
  22. Assassinations, we know can be pretty sweet, but have you gotten a really cool one yet in Halo 4? Like an Arial Assassination, or something else? let everyone know!
  23. So me and my friends where playing spartan ops last night liike we always do. it was kinda laggy like always (sorry 343 but your spartan ops serves kinda suck). but it got espically bad when we hit Ep 3 Ch 2. It was totally fine when we first started. But then weird stuff started happening.... Frst thing that happened is we all got trashed by the Elites and it spawned us in the very back of the complex map by the bushes. Well as we were getting wrecked by the frst wave and getting are death rate up one Ryan sawned outside the map, dont ask home I dont know. But as me and Kilo died we spawed wth ryan... Outside and under the map. Well we were presistent to get back on the map instead of quiting and evantually did after about 20 mins of fiighting threw the glitch. We felt proud, very proud indead. But then the all round weirdest thing happened after we finished the current wave of grunts and Elites. The next wave was mini! at first we thought they gltched to nothing and that they were just floating guns, but when we zoomed in on the guns we saw mini Grunts and Elites that werent even big enough to hit with bullets! We were determined to beat this lvl at all cost we had double Xp going so we didnt want to waste it! but long story short after mass amount of frags and stickys we finally beat the spartan op! so my question to everyone that reads this, has this ever happened to you? Mini Covies or glitching of the map of the spartan op?
  24. Okay, so I'm new to this site and want to get to know people. I'm going to start this forum so you can post your funny fails that you've experienced in the Halo universe. You can write it out, or post a video/ file share link. To start things off, here's one of my fails: So I was playing Flood matchmaking on Halo 4 (forgot the map name) and I was camping with some other guys. This huge pack of zombies come running at us, and I'm on the front line. All of a sudden the guy behind me fires his shotgun and kills me. I knew it was a total accident, so I don't boot him. As I'm dead, I see the group I was in from the back. Then I see the same guy that killed me accidentaly kill someone else, which was pretty funny. When I respawn as a human (getting betrayed doesn't turn you into a zombie), I spawn far away from where I was, and apparently I'm one of the last 2 humans alive. I get really freaked, as I know if I don't get to a safer area I'll get mobbed by zombies, so I start to move up a ledge. Off in the distance a zombie jumps up the ledge, looks at me, and starts walking at me. I get pretty freaked, as he's out of shotty range. Now I start cautiously walking back at he edges closer. After a few seconds, I end up walking off a cliff I failed to notice, but the guy didn't get the kill because he never hit me. (I was actually gonna make a clip of it, but the game didn't show up in the Theater Temporary History. RAGE!) Start posting those fails, I'm eager to hear them!
  25. This video is so great. and funny if you picture it as a day with Master Chief.
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