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  1. Both xRaP1d Ardent and Azaxx are below me. ;) lmao

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    2. Complete Loser

      Complete Loser

      Lol you 2 having a play war such cute babies(JK)

    3. Ardent Prayer

      Ardent Prayer

      lol

       

      DELETE KEWES POST (jk)

    4. Azaxx
  2. I'm very close to starting a kickstarter titled "Buy The Director a computer". :/

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    2. The Director

      The Director

      More ram and rom, better graphics card, literally better in every way except screen size. It has the same screen size lol

    3. Twinreaper

      Twinreaper

      Ahhh...the married with kid life, I remember it well. On the bright side only 10+ years to go and you can have nice things lol

       

    4. Twinreaper

      Twinreaper

      If I could, I would send you my Asrock mobo, 8gb of ram and a quad core cpu along with dual gtx 550 ti

  3. Who's your daddy? Well not me but I'm going to be someone's here in a few months.

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    2. Vitamin Pwn
    3. Winry Rockbell

      Winry Rockbell

      Awesome! Congrats! Parenthood: Its the happiest, saddest, exciting, and tiresome thing in life! :)

    4. Helix Amell

      Helix Amell

      Congratulations Mr Nolen

  4. Getting married on the 8th. 11 days later The Witcher III comes out. Then we'll see how much my fiance loves me lmao

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    2. Ranger Intel

      Ranger Intel

      Congrats TD, take care of her.

       

    3. Drizzy_Dan

      Drizzy_Dan

      Awesome news Director. Many congratulations to you. Your month is going to be pretty awesome with a wedding and the Witcher III.

    4. Pbrabbit

      Pbrabbit

      YAYYYY! CONGRATS!

  5. My grandfather has died.

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    2. Helix Amell

      Helix Amell

      So sorry to hear that Albert, R.I.P.

    3. Jack Of Harts

      Jack Of Harts

      You have my condolences, friend. I hope you're doing okay.

    4. superintendent

      superintendent

      im sorry to hear that, especially since that was on my birthday

  6. The Director doesn't do what The Director does for The Director. The Director does what The Director does because he is The Director.

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    2. Ranger Intel
    3. Jack Of Harts

      Jack Of Harts

      The Director likes The Director to hear The Director talking about The Director.

    4. Spyro

      Spyro

      Put shortly, The Director is an egotistical maniac. :3

  7. Happy Albert Day everybody! :D Go have some cake in Albert's honor.

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    2. The Director

      The Director

      Why thank you everyone. ಠ_ರೃ

    3. One

      One

      Good to know that's 1 less year with you here

    4. Ardent Prayer

      Ardent Prayer

      Wow, you know how to mske everyone feel so good, One.

       

       

      Happy Birthday

  8. The kid can climb now. It seems like babies are little suicide machines, and the only job a parent has is to keep them from succeeding.

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    2. Twinreaper

      Twinreaper

      Parents aren't allowed to let kids be kids anymore. THAT is why those post Gen X are weaker and crybabies.....factual and true unfortunately...

    3. Melody

      Melody

      Those poor bubble-wrapped babies.. LOL

    4. The Director

      The Director

      There's a fine line between letting kids be kids and criminal neglect Twin. Allowing a >1 year old child to climb a bookcase that's easily 5 times his size leans more towards the latter.

  9. So I just got my first smartphone.

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    2. Frankenzer

      Frankenzer

      I got one just so I could play Halo Spartan Assault in it

    3. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      It's like you're old.

    4. Composite Armour
  10. Special thanks to COL0NEL SANDERS for doing my new background. It looks awesome! :D

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    2. The Director

      The Director

      Maybe, I know it plays in the opening cutscene.

       

    3. Spectral Jester
    4. The Director

      The Director

      That's kind of the definition of music... lmao

  11. The difference between a Halo fan and a Halo player is quite simple in my opinion. Halo fans may not enjoy every Halo game, but they don't publicly ridicule it and are always willing to at least try it out. Halo players play Halo, but don't pay attention to the story and are willing to move to any other game based on rumors without doing much research.

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    2. Zaguroth

      Zaguroth

      Then I must be the third option, a Halo fanatic... I play campaign for the story even if the gameplay sucks, and I don't move to other games lol..

    3. Choot 'em

      Choot 'em

      Well said Director! :)

    4. XHN SCRAPY

      XHN SCRAPY

      true true :/ but i dont and cant move to other games* no 360 lolz just have to wait to get a 360 or wait till they come out on pc lol

  12. I forgot to post it on here, but it turns out I'm having a son. :D

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    2. Fishy

      Fishy

      Albert Andrew Nolen III, oh boy. Keep the tradition going TD!

    3. Ash

      Ash

      Congratulations Director!! :D

    4. Is not JL
  13. Getting married in just over 12 hours. There will be Nolens.

  14. Do you have Elder Scrolls Online for the Xbox One? Join us! http://343i.org/31y

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    2. Caboose The Ace

      Caboose The Ace

      I have it for Ps4. :D

    3. The Director

      The Director

      Well then you can't join. #thatwhatyougetwhenyouletsonywin #ooohohohohoooooh

    4. Caboose The Ace

      Caboose The Ace

      I don't need you and your guild!

       

      PS4 HAS KILLZONE SUCKA. :D

  15. BREAKING NEWS: Caboosh Teh Aish has been arrested for the murder of Lenny. More details at ten.

  16. Not going to have internet at my house until 9/17/2013. :(

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    2. The Director

      The Director

      Wonder if people actually have fingers in GTA V... Hmm...

    3. Church

      Church

      That's really good Director...

    4. Zelda

      Zelda

      We just got ours turned back on and its just as crappy as it was when it got shut off. :(

  17. What exactly is a "useful life"? Is spending your entire life in the service of others a useful life? Is providing others purpose leading a useful life? Is ending the lives of those who would harm others leading a useful life? Is providing entertainment but not being productive useful?

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    2. The Director

      The Director

      And is imitating a dog on a forum leading a useful life?

    3. GermanShepherdD

      GermanShepherdD

      bark or in human talk yes :3

    4. emeraldriver

      emeraldriver

      But is one doing this day in, day out, for a living? because yeah, that's unproductive, but i've not known anyone to lead their life like that....

       

  18. I have the most posts now. http://343i.org/2xq

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    2. Drizzy_Dan

      Drizzy_Dan

      It's actually quite impressive that Jester had held the most posts until now. Waiting on Caboose to take the lead.

    3. Fishy

      Fishy

      All I see is Twam. :3

    4. The Director

      The Director

      If you be spammin', I be bannin'.

  19. Alright guys, you probably won't see me around the forum much today. That would be because I'm rather ill. Hopefully I spend more time sleeping, less time puking. Bbl.

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    2. Absolute Dog

      Absolute Dog

      I think he has morning sickness!

       

    3. DarknessX03

      DarknessX03

      Take care and get well soon!

    4. Sikslik7

      Sikslik7

      Who's the father?

  20. Mount and Blade: Warband is on Xbox One for USD 19.99 :D

  21. International Ban Staff Day is in effect.

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    2. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      The government cannot be stopped, Austin.

    3. The Director

      The Director

      I love this day.

    4. Unease Peanut

      Unease Peanut

      We know...We know

       

  22. It is officially International Albert Day. Rejoice.

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    2. D-38 Boss

      D-38 Boss

      You should stop getting older. I've talked to old people. it doesn't sound that great after a certain point.... :/

    3. BerriesBoo

      BerriesBoo

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Okay.

       

    4. Helix Amell
  23. If you hate the way iOS 7 looks, go Settings > General > Accessibility > Invert Colors toggle on.

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    2. Spectral Jester

      Spectral Jester

      yeah but it ***** up the wallpapers, suddenly my dog looks very very different

    3. The Director

      The Director

      But Jester, is that necessarily a bad thing? ;D lmao

    4. Sadly Just AL

      Sadly Just AL

      Pffft, that's why you keep iOS 4.3.5 like me. :3

  24. I am back :D I am rested and relaxed too :D

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    2. One

      One

      Oh god you're back...

    3. ZB-85

      ZB-85

      Welcome Back.

    4. Vitamin Pwn

      Vitamin Pwn

      the Director, Welcome back, we missed you

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