VivaLebowski

Use your internetz on the Google Machine! Though, I don't expect you to find the reference funny...I'm not sure why quoting an aging roman statesmen makes me laugh either.

What is this "Shawtiez" that you speak of, my brotha from anotha motha? Does Shawtiez know you are out this late? Tell him/her/it to aquire a proper name before I pop a cap in him/her/it's ass. Good day to you sir. And welcome to the forums.

Okay welcome back. Let me know when you decide to leave the forums forever for 5 minutes, again.

Has he stopped being MoM yet?!

Does Halo Wars count as non Halo?

AD is the one member who you absolutely must worship but will likely never see. Some say he was Twam incarnate, born to cleanse this forum of its sins. Others say he was just a cool guy. I say he doesn't exist, a but I'm in the minority on that one. Bow down and pay homage, before the wrath of Twam fall upon you! Alternatively, if you would like to beacome an Atwamtheist and deny the existence of Twam and his incarnate son, AD, please purchase my book, the Twam delusion.

Congratz on a job well done, keeping the trolls and the spam bots at bay. Just don't let all that power go to your head!

It is, no joke, a good study in human behaviour.

The simple answer is yes, Game designers should be unafraid to explore the complete depths of Human wickedness and all around crapiness. We are, after all, at least partly, very bad creatures and if your going to bother to have an adult, intellectual, thematically complex game, you should not back off from portraying human nature as precisely that. Besides, at some point, in adult games, having really seriously horrifying enemies kinda relies on them doing terrible things. And a truly effective and realistic portrayal of War or crime would have to be pretty damn nasty. Of course, Sexual assualt and rape are a whole other level above these things. The Video game industry finds itself in the weird position of objectifying Women to this horrible unseemly degree and then pulling their little heads in whenever the Femenists or the Family Values busy bodies decide that they have pushed the limit. I mean, here is an industry which has thousands and thousands of one dimensional female characters whose only real distinction is how big their boobs are and how small the skirt is...But then, these same idiots get all freaked out when anyone accuses them of putting stuff in their game which exposes the dark side of sexuality? This is modern moronic (dare I say Liberal?) happy horse$h!t at its finest...lets objectify women...lets pull all those clothes off and make sure they all look like real $luts! And then, lets all freak the hell out when the negative consequences of precisely that kind of attitude appear. Good god, if only we were lucky enough to have a interesting female protaganist who has to fight off real world horribleness, like Rapist terrorist ********! But no, like most people in the entertainment industry, these people will push the bounds of good taste as far as they will go as long as its hip (such as sluttier and sluttier looking characters) but immediately run for the hills when the Politically correct police come down on them. These people need to let the medium mature. Its not as if Games are completely the territory of 10 year olds these days, are they?

Imma duck and cover right now before sheet gets real. Welcome back!

Even though I loved the FR in the beta, it got nerfed, and while it is cooler than the Beam Rifle, it simply lacks any real punch. I'm not going to be scared of someone who has a focus rifle, you know? So that was the only one I voted to exclude. I'd be inclined to agree with you about the Carbine and the Needle Rifle BUT we already know that the BR and the DMR are in H4 Multiplayer. So, since they are keeping the mid range weapons from H3 and H4 for the Humans, why not do the same for the Covenant mid range weapons? It won't be fair to the covies if there are more Human weapons than Covenant weapons. Personally, I have fond memories of both the carbine and the Needle rifle and they both seem like fairly distinct weapons. Maybe 343 should do to the Needle Rifle what they did to the DMR and make it a longer range precision weapon vs. the Carbine.

I don't know. I found that on a trololo vid. I thought it was pretty fantastic.

Figures. I can't think of a favorite word right now.

@Roun Friendly advice, try to make your posts more focused. What you say about Skill was interesting but truthfully you ranted quite a bit in there about stuff which would probably be better off in a completely seperate topic, even if it was loosely related to your original point. Also, I'd suggest not centering your paragraphs like that and indenting it from the left as is the normal. Its simply hard for people to adjust to reading something which isn't in the normal paragraph form, espiecally when its this long. BUT, with regards to what you said, I am not partularly good with precision weapons...I never EVER pick up the Sniper Rifle, and am just good enough with the DMR to live long enough to get in cover. Yet, I would not say I am bad at Halo, I'd say I'm probably slightly above the average in terms of skill, if we include casuals as well as expert players. My "Skill" in Halo has never been using the weapons well...frankly, the only weapon I am really good with is the Sword, and, I'll admit it, thats cuz I know how to take advantage of the radar and stay hidden by crouching...and camp around corners. My skill has always been second to second tactical decisions...I decide to go down this hallway to get here...I do that to do that other thing. Allot of people incorrectly conflate skill with the BR/DMR and Sniper with skill, and frankly, if that is what it took to win at Halo, I would lose 2 out of 3 times against decent players. People should always limit their conception of skill to the end result, not the methods taken to get there. I am skilled at hiding, camping and using the mini map. Other people are skilled at using Precision weapons. But the true measure of skill is, simply put, who won. All that said, I do think there are things which are "unskillfull" like Armor Lock.

One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?

BEGIN! how dare you mock the great Edward Khil!!!! MrSpore75 2 weeks ago 122 This comment has received too many negative votes His name isn`t ''Edward'' it`s ''Eduard'' dip*BLAM!*.. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes someone already corrected me no life *BLAM!* sucking piece of *BLAM!* MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes And I was supposed to know that? dumbass *BLAM!*.. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes comments cow ass >  MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes I disliked each one of your comments just because I can YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago (>'.')> says"woooooowwwwww" MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago 7 This comment has received too many negative votes Tell it to the penguin <(") YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago yep you give up. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes Nah, I won`t give up. Just to keep the ''fire'' lit I`m gonna throw in an insult. You`re a *BLAM!* face, good day sir. <----- this is the part where he talks like me! YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes fire died out MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes It seems that I won, goodbye YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago im winning now MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes I beg to differ, mister YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes yo dad must have *BLAM!* you when you were a kid. he did it to you so hard, he *BLAM!* in yo *BLAM!*. after it was all done your ass was hurting like your *BLAM!* got whipped on and in the *BLAM!*. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago It sure sounds like someone (you) might have a bit of sand in her *BLAM!*. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes well, looks like your dad was at it again. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes I`m sorry, you must have mistaken him for your uncle. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes no, you must have had= *BLAM!*with a "woman", and "she" said "she" was a man. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago You sure are one disturbed kid O_o YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago This comment has received too many negative votes holy crap sorry my son must have gotton on my account. sorry about his trouble. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago Yeah sure, sounds like I win then. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago also i dont mean to brag but YOU FELL FOR IT*BLAM!*BAG! MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago Are you actually that dumb to not get sarcasm? Damn, I hate kids like you... YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago sure ive got bones to pick on adults. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago How about you learn to spell and then continue this actually quite meaningless fight over the internet? YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago In fact, this all wouldn't have happen if you have not add in dip*BLAM!*in the first place *BLAM!*licker. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago All of this wouldn`t have happened if you had not spelled Eduards name wrong you *Mentally Handicapped* piece of *BLAM!*. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago hey if you looked the the *BLAM!*ing comments you would see someone corrected me. *BLAM!*. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago I don`t actually give a crap about any other comments than the most rated ones. So, suck my *BLAM!* and shut off your computer. You have officially lost, moron. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago i don't give a *BLAM!* Your "Favorite" Fern. p.s. suck your own *BLAM!* *BLAM!*tickler. <-----------------this is probably my favorite part. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago ''You don`t give a *BLAM!*''? Yet you sit there typing out bull*BLAM!* every 5 minutes? Just leave it, I`ve won and there`s nothing you can do about it. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago course there's always something i can do about it thunder thighs. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago You`ve already been served. Good day, sir. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago im taking this to next level. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago Fine for me, this shall be the longest battle in the youtube history. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 2 weeks ago Epic Youtube Battle of History! MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 2 weeks ago Indeed, sir. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago oh i forgot YourFavoriteFern vs. MS75! BEGIN! MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 1 week ago *Ahem* You`re a *BLAM!*, your turn sir. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago i don't know about you but imma go hang out with my *AFRICAN AMERICANS* you homo daddy told me your cousins are fat piggas you may talk alota trash but when you dont look youll get bashed! MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 1 week ago *Flips you off over the internet* YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago hey hey hey why you flip me off instead why dont you just go *BLAM!*Abuse yourself* with the fact that you are *Homosexual* so go *BLAM!* little boys on the bay! MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 1 week ago Well, at least I`ve got something to*BLAM!*off with.. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago haha i was right i bet your thingy must be as small as a mite to bad you cant *BLAM!* off and you're still a knock-off besides you are still *Homosexual* though and when you go *BLAM!* little boys you are a *BLAM!* and a *Pedo-Bear*! MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 1 week ago It seems as if you got *BLAM!* when you were still a fetus, since your attitude is like that and the only things you think about is *BLAM!*and little boys. I`d say you`re the *BLAM!* and *pedo-bear* here. Go *BLAM!* yo uncle *Bungle of sticks*. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago ahhh *BLAM!* the rapping. if your trying to be a coolass you ain't cool, you just an *BLAM!*. also, when you were being born, your mother must have smoked and your brain melted 45%. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 1 week ago and your brain melted 99.5% when you *BLAM!*your uncle YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago Were you held back a grade? Two? All? Dumb*BLAM!*. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 1 week ago This comment has received too many negative votes Did you go to school at all? Oh, you did and got expended for being too dumb? *BLAM!*face YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago This comment has received too many negative votes i guess when your mom was pregnant, she took pills, which made you dumb. MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 1 week ago I quess your dad was a *Mentally Handicapped*, which caused you to be born as a *Mentally Handicapped* too.. YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago 6 are you still sore from the *BLAM!* your dad gave you? MrSpore75 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 1 week ago Is your uncle still sore from the *BLAM!* you gave him? YourFavoriteFern in reply to MrSpore75 1 week ago 3 KEEP THE CHAIN GOING! liamragmark in reply to YourFavoriteFern 6 days ago I am the one keeping it going. Mr.Spore just got scared and won`t say a thing :/ YourFavoriteFern in reply to liamragmark 6 days agoasdas WHO WANTS TO READ AN EPIC ADVENTURE, CLICK (SHOW THE COMMENT) TheDob567 in reply to YourFavoriteFern 6 days ago 33 laughed so hard.there has to be over 40 comments in this chain! MrFireworks888 in reply to McraakarB 2 hours ago

This, was a well observed, cogent, and coherent argument. At no point, did Cupman fail in his capacity to deliver a relevant, well thought out and hard hitting criticism of this thread. Well done, sir. Well done indeed.

Neither, Mo Fo's, Covie Carbine, all the f'ing way!

But Medals have reached and exceeded that point with Halo 4...they were on their way there with Reach...I mean, I think having a medal for "First Strike" or "Combine Kill" was pushing that limit as is...I was consistently seeing people in the MLG H4 footage literally getting at least 2 medals per kill.

The belated intro's continue! Welcome to the forum, though, we've already met.

Roun...I was on at the tail end of the incident where people were getting pissed at them and you they...you were being a jerk. I don't remember specifically what you said, simply beacuse I don't remember what trolls say and frankly thats precisely what you were acting like. Just admit it was stupid on your part and move on. Hell, you don't evne have to admit it, just ignore this thread, stop posting in it, and let time wash this stupid little conflict away, no matter who's fault it was. No one cares about anyone who acts like a jerk. I suggest, if you want to be a good constructive member of this forum, stop arguing about this. And note to Roun AND Father B, For gods sake will you all stop being so melodramatic? We don't need these long rants about the Community "banding togethor like a family to defend itself" or stuff about how "the community doesn't care so I do what I can to survive!". Its the internet. Our community is important, and good, but it is demeaned by these stupid infantile rants where people treat a petty little issue like Roun's rant with such incredible drama. Will you imagine for one second how annoying it would be if you were bickering with your family and whoever your arguing with starts coming out with overly dramatic, high minded and pretentious platitudes? Beacuse that is the quality of drivel BOTH of you numbskulls just exchanged. You sound like High School Drama students bitching at eachother over who spilled the chocalate milk.

I gave you your first like! Now I own your soul. Welcome to the forums!

We already have way too many awards from my perspective...isn't it enough that you get points for Assists? I mean, watching the MP footage, one thing I definitely hate is that your getting 3 or 4 awards for relatively normal kills. Awards should actually mean something. And lets be absolutely honest here...giving points for assists seems very fair, but at some point, theres a point at which people who do not get as much kills should not get too many more points to compensate for that fact...they should be learning how to get more kills. We can't pretend that if someone gets 20 kills and someone gets 20 assists, the person with 20 assists just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time to get the finishing shot every single time. Kills are a better indication of skill then assists and thats the bottom line.