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VivaLebowski

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  1. See, I wish they had more really difficulty medals like this and less automatic ones like "assist", "first strike"...its okay to get extra points for trivial stuff like that, but I remember when medals actually meant something.
  2. All Chief needs is a bottle o' jack and some crystal meth and he'll be right as rain. Or not. I think it was for dramatic effect, as Drizzy said.
  3. Not you, Gabriel! I like your icon. I refer to 819, AKA, el Deeque.
  4. Welcome to the forums, enjoy your time IN HELL!
  5. This is actually a pretty cool idea...probably almost impossible to implement though, sadly, like so many things.
  6. The above persons icon picture is pretentious and makes me want to kill myself, and him, all in one fell blow. Good day to you, sir!
  7. The way people react to AD really is funny tho...I get that he's good and all that, its just hilarious what happens when he says one thing in the shoutbox. The man is not a god, lets bear that in mind.
  8. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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      VivaLebowski

      Pulp Fiction.

       

      Cool Story.

  9. I hope the Menu is more like Halo 3's. Reach's was cool but too somber for me.
  10. Thats just how I talk sir, no offense meant.
  11. I hate my life. I hate my parents. I hate school. I hate all of you. I love the knife that cuts me. Teenage enough?
  12. I like the tags for this post. Welcome to the forums, enjoy your time IN HELL!
  13. I loved BO 1 but Nuketown was too small and spastic for me...of course, I hardly played it for the multiplayer. The campaign was where it was at.
  14. What absolute BS. Multiplayer first. There. I said it. SUE ME!
  15. 1) We aren't an official 343 forum 2) We aren't abunch of fascists
  16. If AD is coming back, that means judgement day is coming.
  17. I ban azaxx for being...oh forgot about it, I ban him just cuz of who he is.
  18. I ban Fal. For making a thread called ban people for no apparent reason and then making sure everyone posts an apparent reason right after they're statement of banning.
  19. The Banshee should be like the Halo 3 one. So much better in general, yet oddly, less Op.
  20. I'm one part English, one part Italian, and all Ghetto. See me on the west side, Homies.
  21. As a wise man once said, Shawtiez luv my left trigga

  22. You are what I like to call, a limp *BLAM!*. A cowardly, no good, run of the mill bourgesie *BLAM!* head who can't tell his own ass from his face. Let me tell you something you pathetic excuse for a Human being, you make me sick. You make my mother sick and she's dead! She died when she saw your face and her corpse is still throwing up! Your pimply. Your pasty. Your no effing good. You look at Modern art and force yourself to like it beacuse that is how perverse you are. You actually LIKE Justin Bieber. Honestly, I have seen cockroaches who would make a better man than you. And if by some wild chance you were a Woman, I sure as *BLAM!* wouldn't know beacuse your voice sounds like some god awfull genderless freak! To think that at one time people respected you. YOU?! Your nothing! DISGUSTING, WORTHLESS, NO GOOD PIECE OF *BLAM!* Scum of the earth, thats what I say, and you and your kind should be wiped right out like the vermin you are. Your behavior suggests nothing more than a pedophile who mistakenly believes he's a great guy and that everyone loves him. No one loves you! Why would anyone love you? That would be like me loving excrement! Though, God knows, compared to you, excrement is looking pretty good indeed. Its remarkable how every single time I think I've mastered my own nausea, your face manages to floor me, literally, every time. The moles, the zits, the oozing postules, and the shady half half breed eyes which prove that you are the descendant of mongrels! No good half blood descendants of rats! It doesn't help that your glasses are thicker than the Empire State building, that your so fat you could use an interstate highway as a slip and slide. When your own mother saw what she had given birth to, she became comatose out of sheer disgust. Not fright! No one could be frightened of you...what are you, three inches tall? I need a magnifying glass just to see you. They'd have to build a roller coaster for ants just for you to be able to ride one and to top it off...you think your funny? Your jokes are staler than three week old bread! At best, AT BEST, the nicest, kindlest, gentlest among us can muster maybe half a respectfull chuckle at the abortive attempts at humor you come up with. You make modern day Adam Sandler movies look like laugh riots! And, to be quite frank, YOUR FRANK (if you catch my drift) is small, stubby and limp. I hope you burn in eternal hellfire you rotten, disgusting, lously, dead beat, *BLAM!* eating, mother *BLAM*! I'm Done.
  23. Nothing would make all Halo fans happy...if you gave them a replica master chief armor, they'd complain that the crotch guard wasnt canonically consistent... Tho....this would be cool. They should get Weta Digital to do it!
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