rrhuntington Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I WAS talking about me... But I was also talking about someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I come today to tell a tale Of things once lost Things foes bewail I read and see the fatal clues This job of mine and other Blues I see the future, decree the past The one named "hunt" will be dead at last His foes are many, his friends are few But his friends will soon be in a stew My vote I cast, fly with the tide Rrhuntington, your sins provide A weary foot A stumbling track Here your loss is my victorious knack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Intel Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I come today to tell a tale Of things once lost Things foes bewail I read and see the fatal clues This job of mine and other Blues I see the future, decree the past The one named "hunt" will be dead at last His foes are many, his friends are few But his friends will soon be in a stew My vote I cast, fly with the tide Rrhuntington, your sins provide A weary foot A stumbling track Here your loss is my victorious knack. It's beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshyzburton Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I banter you banter, if no one banter they get bantered... in teh face if ye now wat Im sayin. Translation: 'I kill you kill, if no one kills they get killed...In the face if you know what im saying' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshyzburton Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Votes will be locked in 2 hours. Its been more than two hours.... :realmad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrhuntington Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Its been more than two hours.... :realmad: Welp, guess I get to live. You can't trust the justice system. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Welp, guess I get to live. You can't trust the justice system. You also can't trust you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 If not by law, your death will come For justice lives, a rule of thumb If somehow you elude the light You'll never make it through the night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshyzburton Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Welp, guess I get to live. You can't trust the justice system. What Justice system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 If not by law, your death will come For justice lives, a rule of thumb If somehow you elude the light You'll never make it through the night. Remember the last time you wrote a poem? You were lynched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshyzburton Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Remember the last time you wrote a poem? You were lynched. His last poem was on the page before this... He didn't get lynched... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 His last poem was on the page before this... He didn't get lynched... Previous games, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshyzburton Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Previous games, sir. Aaah you could have mentioned that sir...Just saying...sir... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Remember the last time you wrote a poem? You were lynched. You speak of a time I do not recall For this is my first, I nary withal These rounds you quote, I never saw So lie not fool, else show your flaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buns Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Votes were locked(passed the two hour mark) and rrhunt has been voted off.Just gotta wait for the lynch scene y'all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrhuntington Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Intel Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Yeah, and the votes were locked two hours after I posted the warning. I wasn't there to announce them being locked because I had Karate. If Ruby does not post the scene by 7PM EST (12AM GMT/6PM CST), I will post it for him. You will get the scene today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Kittens and Gibberish Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Scene 1, Part 2... It is a nice sunny day on Banter Beach, the sun is shining, the waters rising, and Cabooses Ice Cream melted all over his bib. Everybody in town gathered here for the Lynching of rrhuntington, who was chained to a rock that was on a cliff, with a great view of the pond, that was about 4 feet deep, awaiting for his death that was surely to come. The executioner finally showed up, with peanut butter and raisins smothered all over his mouth and chin, and a big stain of mustard that mysteriously smelled like toothpaste and vinegar. "Ok, Im here bowaus!" The executioner said to the mayor, who was looking at the big crowd of angry townsman and toastmistresses. "The executioner is finally here, so we can get this bloody lynch over with! Welcome to the first annual lynch Barbecue fest! The crowd roared with approval and applause. And I think a little apple sauce? "rrhuntington, you have been charged for the murder of ash, and illegal Ginger Bread Cooking! You shall be lynched infront of all these people. Have you any last requests?" the mayor said. "Mmm, mm mm mm m mmmmm!" "What did you say? Oh yeah thats right I have to take off the duck tape..." The tape quacked and flew away just as the Mayor ripped it off of hunt's mouth. "Ouchy!" Huntington cried, as tears of pain and kool-aid rolled from his eyes. "I request a pizza please...oooh and some pudding!" Squealed Huntington. "Ok, your request is granted, but only because I was about to eat some pizza and pudding. But my grandfather will have to feed you" 23 minutes later... "Finished?" The Mayor said mocking him, with a hungry belly. "Yeah, a great last meal...But you will Regret this lynching!" The Mayor looked at the executioner, nodded, and shouted out loud: "RELEASE THE CLUCKEN!" The executioner blew on a weenie whistle , and as he did a giant 500 foot chicken rose from the 4 foot deep pond, and clucked an enormous cluck. With giant loud car demolishing foot steps came racing towards rrhuntington. "LONG LIVE THE MAFIANS! AAAAAAAH" The giant chicken pecked at rrhuntington, ripping him off of the chains attached to the rock, and swallowed him whole. The giant chicken walked back to the pond, and mysteriously sunk back into the dirty four foot deep pond water...never to be seen again.rrhuntington - Mafia, eatn by a giant 500ft chicken 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) B-B-B-B-B-B--BOOM HEADSHOT! Edited January 9, 2015 by Caboose The Ace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 rekt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshyzburton Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 By any chance, could I possibly eat the chicken? I crave chickens! They are my favourite fudz! ...so hungry right now... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Kittens and Gibberish Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Nope! My chknz... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshyzburton Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Nope! My chknz... You did this to me! You make me hungry yet you persist! How dare you deprive me of my chicken... Could you at least share? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buns Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 [E]rekt []not rekt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrhuntington Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 know yall suk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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