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  1. That's not really a clue. It's like me telling you the answer to a question, by saying "The answer to this question is ######". lol ***** ***** could mean anything.
  2. PSA: Bannedland Drizzy: Hi, I'm Drizzy_Dan, from the webseries that no one reads, TSO343i.org. Ranger: And I'm Ranger, from the same series. Drizzy: You know, it sucks knowing that nobody reads this, and that in truth we aren't the real Drizzy_Dan and Ranger. Ranger: We aren't? Drizzy: Yeah. The real you is currently named Caboose the Ace. Ranger: Whaaat? This feels so weird. Oh well - we're just characters. So, Drizzy. Tell me, why did the writer bring us here? Drizzy: Well, you see, the writer actually hates writing this story. His only wish is to pretty much torture, burn and agonize all his characters in front of an audience. Unfortunately for him and fortunately for us, he doesn't have an audience so he's stuck with us. He also has a story of some sort laid out but he's kinda lazy and unmotivated, because, y'know. How fun is it creating something magical for 0 views? *cough*343icommunityforumchannel*cough*yougetanaward*cough* Ranger: Oh. Cool. Well, it actually feels like torture for me, because I'm staring at a non-audience and saying all this out. Audience: ........ Drizzy: Aaaaaaanyways, lets get on. We're here today to do a public service announcement concerning the realm of the banned, which has appeared as a recurring world that TSO343i.org is set in. Ranger: Yup. Within the story, I'm a sniper who bans people - Drizzy: And I'm a worthless mod who got banned. Don't ask me why, just go blame the writer. Ranger: Now you're probably wondering, what is this banned place? Tell me more! Is it a great vacation spot? Drizzy: And we can tell you now that we don't know anything. Ranger: Ye- wait, what? Drizzy: Apart from some things. Ranger: *scratches head* Drizzy: The realm of the banned, AKA Bannedland, AKA banned, AKA the opposite world, AKA Twam's playground, and more specifically known as 'Real life'- Ranger: Subjectively. Drizzy: Is where all the members on 343i.org who have been banned go. Ranger: Nobody is exempt, except maybe the people who are exempt, like Twam, who, if banned, would take everyone with him. Drizzy: 'Real life' is home to many people who are messed up, full of issues, and worse. Monsters roam the wild lands without a second thought of civilization, and those who stay here will have lost their civility very quickly. Ranger: Time doesn't flow normally; space is distorted. Drizzy: Ever seen the Distortion world, in Pokémon, or the otherwordly creations on sandbox games? It's kinda like that. The rules of physics apply, but always with a twist. Ranger: So basically, for the uneducated, this is a ground-evener. Drizzy: Unfortunately, the same does not apply to those who are physically inept, because the harsh terrain to navigate is going to be a challenge to all those who get on the wrong side of Azaxx. Or Ranger's rifle. Ranger: Objectively. Drizzy: Anyways, it seems our time may be up so we'll have to go. If you've got any questions, feel free to PM me. My display name is still Drizzy_Dan. Ranger: But - wait. I thought you weren't the real Drizzy_Dan. Drizzy: Hmm. I dunno. What if we're all just a figment of imagination in the real Drizzy's mind? Even the writer? Ranger: Well, then, it might help explain why everything seems....slow. Drizzy: Not saying he's - I'm - slow. Ranger: Times up. See you soon!
  3. There's less aim acceleration in split screen? There's quite a big chance it's due to that; many good players have pointed out their dislike of aim acceleration because it simply can't keep up with their aiming and reaction time, so it's the players who have to then re-adjust their performance.
  4. An.....actual.........interview? My god. Apology might be accepted, Drizzy, so long as you pump these out some moar >_< KUTGW.
  5. Halo 4 game audio drowns out Halo 4's game chat like the sound of a nuke over the sound of a scuttling ant. Unlike games like CoD, there are no volume controls, so all you can do is up-down your TV, which doesn't help at all because I wanna record the video, with hearable game chat. Any ways to do it?
  6. Ohey, you did it. Naise. KUTGW.
  7. ????? Now you've confused the writer. Whaaaaat? Anyways, guys, I'm (sorry? to say that) losing interest in writing out the entirety of TSO343i.org. No, it's not writer's block, I know exactly where the story's going next and how to write it, I just....feel less inclined to do it. Chapters might get slower releases and shorter overall, and I hope it doesn't get shut down to the point of me just writing a summary of the story to come.... No, it's not because of life issues and whatnot.
  8. Will you be using the shoutbox to contact people?
  9. no Do you like our calendar format?
  10. That was an awesome academy award show.

  11. YEAAAAAAAAAAH FROZEEEEEEN

    1. Sadly Just AL

      Sadly Just AL

      Cool update.

       

       

      ;)

  12. No, do not reveal your secrets. Revel in teh skillzz Meh. If you have any tips for players who do really well, but can still improve, mewantsthemall.
  13. Runescape AQ Worlds AQ MechQuest DragonFable And pokemans (Pokemon Crater!!!)
  14. No. K/D matters in Halo because if you die you are not helping your team, but if you kill a lot you are. In CoD, Teamwork matters because....well, it's a team based game. >_> Source: The fact that I play both CoD and Halo, and in both games the trend is high k/d players get higher scores and contribute to the team more. TL;DR - K/D is a factor of teamwork, therefore saying teamwork matters, not K/D, is kind of silly.
  15. I'd take a moment of your time to do it, but no. Do you like your hairstyle?
  16. ..... Year's now we've had this. Years. YEARS. Get used to it, using it will be fine. But considering I only play around with the ones on shelf display, I won't ever give up my awesome mac's key feels. beware NSA
  17. How did the player with the power weapon get it? By killing/pushing back enemies, gaining map control, etc. How did the player on the ledge get map control? Same. If all they can do is die they can't play for their team. As for CoD, no. Teamwork matters in CoD, as much as it does in any other game. It's just that it's a bit easier to carry in CoD because do well and you get rewarded well with killstreaks and whatnot. Get into a competitive game, it's still a team game.
  18. I asked him to post it. :/ Did not realize spacing would get shattered thanks to him though.
  19. With a little helpful help, I hope this little trick emphasizes the impact. Chapter 9: Force Blightning Galen Marek leaped forwards, thrusting his lightsaber forwards as he clashed against Ranger's own blade. There was a bright flash as the two beams of pure energy danced and intertwined, but neither fighter even blinked, though they wouldn't have needed to anyway. They could sense each other as they fought. Master and pupil, they could recognize, expect, predict, know exactly what would happen next. This was an un-choreographed dance, an un-practiced duet; they were creating an elegant, graceful opus, together. Galen pushed off, launching backwards while exerting a force upon Ranger. Rather than brace, he simply let himself get swept upwards, spectacularly doing a backflip in the process before landing on both feet without sweat. Both twirled their blade, readjusting their grip while at the same time breathing in that familiar hum that came from their swords, before they came together again, sabers twirling, clashing, blocking, slashing, and basically turning this fight into what looked like a funfest of glowsticks. Ranger tried for slice towards Galen's head, who promptly ducked underneath before pushing outwards with his palm, using the force to send a wave of energy into his opponent, sending him sliding backwards for about 5 meters. Ranger stepped forwards to renew his assault, but suddenly droop to a keeling position, his hands coming up to clutch his stomach as his lightsaber clattered out of his hands, the beam of energy retracting. Galen sprinted forwards. "Ranger, are you alright?" Holding out his hand, he took a good grip on Ranger's forearm before pulling him up. "Didn't think you'd take a hit that easy." Ranger shrugged it off. "An injury to my stomach some time ago. It's nothing. Let us carry on." * * * The Pit..... The prisoner within the suit of armor opened his eyes. Accordingly, two red lights flared to life within the faceplate, reflecting the state his eyes were. His eyes gazed around the hallway, watching the lights as they pulsed along the walls, tracing the outlines of the guardian statues that were placed equidistantly on each side of the hallway, each manually controlled by 343iBot. Although, something was different today. Each of them weren't moving, but they were all pointing their weapons at the suit of armor. The prisoner would shrug if he could move. All they would be able to do was break the armor, and then he'd be out and fighting. Staring up, he gazed at the visitor who had done all this - a figure that the prisoner recognized. The figure gazed at the two crimson eye-gaps. "I can get you out, if you will work with me." The prisoner would smile if he could move. "Do go on. * * * Elsewhere...... "Phase One is nearing completion." "Your prediction skills are of note. Without them, we would not be here." "Yes. The mods, as expected, have denied help. When the time comes, each of them will suffer. The member's attention has been drawn. Church's group are now hunting for our 'Sniper'. Mayh3m and Elite Sniper have responded to our call and have began to hunt for the relic. Our target for Beta has been chosen. The pricks will soon be entering town. Our friend downstairs will soon be unleashed, and our friend upstairs will soon be awakened. Even now, Drizzy and his team continue through banned. With the help of their next....teammate, they will gain the ability to navigate that world." "And me?" "You will continue being my hand, my pawn, my tool and my weapon. For that, I thank you." "No....Thank you." "But will you be able to take your next kill, I wonder? He is of importance to you, after all. Failure to do so, and....." The message was clear. "Have no doubt, Master. I am not afraid; you predict success, and success means we will meet again." "Good. Be ready for phase two. We'll cut off the prick's internet connection - they'll be forced to enter town. We shall initiate when that happens." "Yes, Master." * * *
  20. Yes. More customization. Do you like cockroaches?
  21. No. I look for fun, which can be from story and multiplayer. Do you like milk?
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