Is not JL

/snaps own neck

No, we are creating entertainment.

Voting ends in about 12 hours.

Name: The God King Bunsies Primary: None. Secondary Weapon: Boltshot Grenade: Frag Armor Ability: Thruster Pack Tactical Package: Mobility Support Upgrade: Dexterity Recommended Gametypes: FFA, Regicide,

Chapter 11: Legend of Doge Part 2 Darkness. "A long time ago," The old man began as the first of the holographics came on. These holograms were unlike the ones used in the city - they were crystalline in aesthetics, ancient in feel, majestic in size. To both Elite Sniper and Mayh3m, this was something they had never seen before - though at the same time it was something they seemed to understand. A holographic, 3D story was being presented. "343iCF existed in a near different iteration. Everything was different, older, but no less.....cool. Life was good, albeit different - it was unique, during days when the offbeats section of the city had not been created, when names once existed as something different." The holograms showed the same - the city, though recognizable in terrain and architecture style as 343i City, looked completely different. For one, the coliseum that dominated the modern day skyline was nonexistent. Many major threads that existed nowadays either did not exist, or were tiny stumps of a building compared to other threads that must have reigned during the older days. Both Elite Sniper and Mayh3m suddenly felt a flash and a slight pain in their heads as they gazed upon this surreal, three dimensional light show of a world as though they were playing a mix between a military operation planner and Sim City. The Old man waved, and a point of light appeared within the city centre, crimson, in contrast to the white that had been previously used to represent the city. "Then, an evil appeared within the city, arising to cause chaos and destruction. Normally, small problems like trolls are squashed by the moderators immediately, but......" "This evil was different." "To stop it, a sacrifice had to be made, at great risk and great cost. The consequences of that cost still exists, and it is why fate has brought you two here." The holographics turned off as the candles lit up once again, as if by magic. * * * The Pricks...... "So....what are we getting now?" Sparky muttered as he hopped from one rail to another, ignoring the pavement like a Pilot in Titanfall ignoring the floor as he parkoured his way through the map. The group, consistent of Boss, Sparky and Yoshi, had come into the city for something that Boss hadn't mentioned. Their leader still strode on silently, his face unreadable as always. Yoshi was, as he walked, tinkering with basic machinations in his hands. "I'm bored," Boss muttered, "And a local contact has told me something that I find interesting. But stay on guard - this contact is kind of not the person you'd trust." * * * Ranger smiled. Perched high in his vantage point in one of the taller buildings around, through his telescope, he could see clearly the Pricks as they walked. That was one factor that he could ignore for now. His watch turned elsewhere, as his telescope focused on another entity - one of red and blue armor. Prime.

Yes. Do you people know what 'Yes or no' means

Hmmm....WHat happened to your old account? O.o Meh. Welcome back~

No. The door is there Next game is 5 threads to the future.

A lot of us do. Found this quite a bit earlier lol Smexy, but I have no true use for posters. It's a desktop background I need more.

If you're not playing please don't try to point the blame on others.

Fox - 3 Frozen - 3 such bandwagon so unexpect

I wish I had somebody in my timezone or similar timezone to team up with We would be unstoppable

Night 2 Axilus Prime laughed, before continuing his story to the medic. "And then he said that he am cry! Like, what?" The grammar brought a smile to the other villagers around them. In the corner of the bar where the villagers were celebrating, Caboose's corpse sniffled. Suddenly there was a loud bang as one of the Mafia walked in, shooting Axilus in the face. "Awww," he muttered as he began to lose blood. The Medic looked at Axilus, then ran out of the bar, towards someone else. "I have to protect them!", the medic said, taking away the regen field, the only thing Axilus could have used to let him live. With the medic having run away to protect somebody from the Mafia, Axilus face finally bled to death. Axilus Prime, Civilian, killed. * * * "Oi! Put your hands up!" The detective said as he slowly tickled somebody else with his foot. His visor flared orange as Promethean Vision lit up, revealing to him another identity. "Well? Like what you see?" The person he interrogated said. "No. Too hairy." * * * SUSPECT LIST FOR THE DEATH OF AXILUS PRIME: Halo 5 2014/ Disney Frozen, who was seen inside the bar with a fish in his hands. Fox McCloud, who hadn't been seen for some time Unease P34nut, who had stolen all the peanuts in the bar uneasily Ledgend 1221, who was seen running away after hearing the gunshot You have Approx 48 hours to vote.

you're not even in the game lolwut

Resolution =/= Aspect ratio. I think it's not gonna change any time soon. The only major change will be when entertainment is embraced by VR, because then we won't be caring about aspect ratio.

Chapter 10: Legend of Doge Elite Sniper and Mayh3m stared up. It wasn't every day you found cool stuff randomly in the woods. As it was, they had found something that was surprisingly...cool. And random. The first reaction that Mayh3m gave was, "Uhhhh.....what's that?" and the first reaction that Elite Sniper gave was "It's bigger than a CoD player's mom....." In the middle of this lush and untamed jungle was a shack. Except this shack was about the size of a mansion. That was the first clue that the duo had that this wasn't a normal shack. (The second clue was that the shack was glowing, but who cared about that?) "What do you think this is?" Elite Sniper asked Mayh3m, who simply gave a shrug to the annoyance of Elite Sniper. "You're the jungle freak. Thought you'd know." "Just because I like trees, doesn't mean I know every single thing in every single uncolonized area of 343iCF." "Right." Both of them did the natural thing - rather than knock, they simply walked through the doors of the shack like they owned the place. "Woah." In heavy contrast to the outside, which was unleashing light rays in a magical, aura-like way, the inside was nearly pitch black. The only thing they could see was a button, a muffin, and what looked like a stick with an old man leaning on it. "Sup," the old man said. Mayh3m looked at Elite Sniper. Elite Sniper looked at Mayh3m. "Sup," they replied. "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HOLD A CONVERSATION?" ===== "Energy reading has spiked," Ranger said, tapping away at a holographic keyboard and selecting different pre-set radiation reading levels. The three-dimensional hologram of the energy spike itself changed it's shape as Ranger adjusted the reading levels. "It seems your plan works." "I see." "Begin Phase 2." ===== Mayh3m rubbed his head. Elite Sniper would, but he wore a helmet. The Old man, meanwhile, had walked off somewhere in annoyance at the duo's miserable and pathetic attempt at starting a conversation. "So...who's he?" Elite Sniper muttered as he slowly caressed the top of his helmet. His helmet had now switched to VISR mode within the dark, though the old man had decided it would be cool to light some candles in the dark. Really did set in the mood. ***** Filler please.

Hanging 1 Slowly, Caboose walked up towards the noose, being spat on as he did by all the villagers around him. "Skin him!" Shouted Connor. "Flay him alive!" Axilus Prime yelled. "Skin him, then flay him alive!" Fox McCloud suggested. Two guards walked up, and yanked a rope quickly around Caboose's neck, before trying it into the noose that would send him to his death. There would be no more votes coming from him now, unless the dead could affect the living. The GM chuckled, musing that this was Mafia, after all. The dead could certainly affect the living. Even still, as he held the reaper's scythe within his hands with a twirl, he walked up with a scroll of exactly what had happened when Caboose had decided to do whatever it was he'd done. Some of the information though, would have given away some roles, so all the GM could do to keep it fair was to say what Caboose tried. "My Dear not-really-my-friend Caboose, you are hereby here today to be hung by the village, lynched for your attempts at causing chaos." "Stupid Mafia!" Somebody shouted. The GM wondered if they guessed wrong. "You began the game with everybody already somewhat mad at you from out-of-game stuff. Not that I care - bloodlust is just more fun. But the moment you got more votes than JXZAW, you panicked immediately. And what is the first thing a Mafia shouldn't do?" The crowds of people all mumbled at once: "Don't panic." "That's right," The GM continued, before taking a look at his scroll. "You then attempted to threaten your Mafia teammates, saying that if they didn't vote for JXZAW to save you then you would reveal who they were. Not really a team player, are you? And yet you question why you were voted to be hung. Nonetheless, you continued to panic, and decided to claim that you had been PM'd by a Mafia to help save him. You yourself were the catalyst for shattering that plan - you panicked more, and somehow forgot that one day isn't two days. Tadah. You reveal yourself as Mafia, much to the chagrin of those in your Mafia PM." He took another look at the scroll, before raising his head back to address the people. "Your plan now a pathetic attempt at living that you practically destroyed yourself, you resorted to claiming that other people are Mafia to see if that somehow saves your own skin, or something like that. You also gave evidence to show that everything that had happened in Scene 1 was 'planned'. If it was, AWESOME. Then Pro-town has some great players. If it wasn't, then Pro-town was very lucky." "Because in Scene 1, The medic (randomly?) protected Connor, probably thinking the Mafia would try to assassinate the assassin just for the irony, while the Detective investigated you, Caboose. But that matters no more - your role will now be for everyone to see." Deathscythe in hand, the GM shook his head in mock disappointment. "Either way, the only thing this showed to me was bad teamwork. So I guess this might be a good thing for whichever team you're on - one more Feeder off your team." He swung his scythe, slapping a big red button that immediately opened the door beneath Caboose, who fell downwards immediately. There was a snap as his neck broke. "Awwww," Caboose's corpse muttered, "Now I'm dead." Caboose the Ace, Mafia, Lynched. All players with roles (Mafia, Medic, Detective), PM me your targets for night 2 ASAP. EDIT: Okay, here's the tip. Common sense should have told you this already (Especially you, Caboose, because this was one of the factors that gave you away), but Connor Kenway is innocent. [Note - This is only for this game - in other games different varieties of roles could mean he wasn't innocent. But here, there are only Mafia killers, and everybody else is innocent, so yeah.] He was attacked and saved, but even if he was dead or alive it doesn't matter. He is proven innocent. This means that roles like the Detective and the Medic can PM him, and use him as a conduit to talk to each other or figure out who is who through screenshots and whatnot. Villagers can do so as well to know who the roles are, and who the roles think they should vote for. But beware, for the Mafia can fake up screenshots and PM Connor as well. Logic. Have fun.

Caboose the Ace - 6 UNSC Spartan-II - 1 JXZAW - 2 Approximately 4 hours till hanging scene is up, ± 2 hours or so.

I may also go about and give some tips to all players.

If it's caboose who dies, I WILL explain, in a way that benefits neither side, everything he did. And why It is hilarious. (48 hours is two days. Only one has passed. I think you killed yourself, Caboose.)

I am ok You are ok We are all ok