Delpen9
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I'm sick of Bnus now.
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LETS MAKE IT TO 100COMMENTS PEOPLE
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LOLOL
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No.
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Turkey Destruct exploded in the oven. He was constipated from all the stuffing.
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And Parrots
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Cool story bro.
10/10 would eat again.
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I saw it all happen.
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If it's not a Mac, take it back!
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All these rhymes have the sourness of a lime.
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If you don't stop it, Self Destruct, I may erupt.
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Delpen9 please. You must have a mental disease.
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I'm a care bear. If you hug me, I'll care for you. If you don't hug me, I'll care to kill you.
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Yoko WHERE'S MY LOBSTER MONEY!?
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You got lobster and didn't invite me?!? This is an outrage.
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Ted is my batch. He brings the hugs in batches.
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Halo playdates are like listening to donkeys honking.
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Then find those people.
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^They should find me.
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Lol, k den.
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Sweet Jesus Bungie! 0_o
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si amigo.
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It looks so much better than Borderlands, but the AI is still stupid and every class compared to the Titan is bad.
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No one likes the voice work, because it sounds like someone reading a 'bedtime story'. I thought that was the point?
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A wild Delpen has appeared.
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Delpens are too weak for my party.
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All Delpen are wild Delpen
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*Catches with Master Ball... throws ball into Lava...*
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Suction cupped my ear to the couch. I was scared.
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Classic Delpen...
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Derpen9
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Right HEAR, right now.
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Here's a riddle: 1. 21 years before Reach. 2. Buildings perish. 3. Cut off the four inner legs of a spider. 4. Color me purple 5. I like it. What is it?
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@The Dumb Marine what- I said no such thing.
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It sounds like a Giraffe, but I could be wrong
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Cooliest you don't get to delete your comments! What's wrong with you!
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Today is the celebration of me being one year closer to death.
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Your too negative but happy birthday...
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Umm, happy birthday?
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Happy birthday you old man
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I'm gettign a German Shepard today.
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Adorable
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Aw...nuthing better then a cute doggy (kittens)!
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How much bacon did you have to pay GSD before he decided to become your pet?
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Riddle: Who is fascinated with poop and makes many stale jokes?
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B-B-B-B-B-Bnus
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YES. 'Stale' jokes. Jeez. lol
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More than just the poop
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What's your New Years resolution?
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Get you a new joke.
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To make one
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To eradicate the world of all "Those's"
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What's the recommended video limit for an original topic: 5, 10, 15, 25?
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5, 10, 15, 20 is a game. O.o
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I'm skeptical about what you find entertaining?
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This will be made sometimes within the next week because of other things I'm doing.
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Bnus says he is taken. Is this about Azaxx, or is it something ELSE.
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Azaxx, I'm questioning the credibility of Self Destruct's statement. I think you're a cousin 6th removed removed, which would make dating acceptable.
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Revisit my 2nd reply.
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I think #RedneckSelection applies here. Cousins are AOK.
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Winry is the queen. All hail the queen. The Director is the king. All hail the king. BeckoningZebra is the president. All assassinate the president. Don't listen to Spyro, he called me a hypocrite.
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Maestro is the Phantom!!!
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I'm not a phantom, I'm the mayor. Sheesh!
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Director King? I prefer to see Mayh3m in that position HAIL Mayh3m!
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Creeper Status: O_O I look at your profile more than you look at your own.
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Creeper Status: I have a special hole that I use to get into the elementary school play ground.
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I almost never look at my own profile though.
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I'm stalking Axilus' profile.
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So the forum members agreed that im the collective unconsciousness of all the staff members. its so true that i put it in my profile.
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You have my humor
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@Bnus i dont have your anything! i didnt take your anything! i dont have it i swear!!!
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I bet none of you have any table manners.
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*Azaxx smears mashed potatoes all over his face, and dumps his drink on his head*
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*Azaxx ate good that day*
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tables?
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For all you DBZ fanboys, Hunter x Hunter is a thousand times better.
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lol
joke of the day much
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DB and DBZ are better. (Well at least to me...)
But then again, I have never seen Hunter X... so... who knows! For all I know I could love it equally! But never more than Pokemon or DBZ... ;P
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@The Stig watch the 2011 version. the first arch is childish but it gets darker and psychological afterwards.
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Do the podcast participators get regular water breaks?
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Sigma, you morally corrupt... expletive expletive expletive
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They are allowed to graze, and defecate wherever they want.
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No, we're held hostage Al the way through
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I am unlike most Delpens.
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They are multiplying. o.o
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It's worse than I anticipated...
Penguins... are the new dominant species!!!
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If Delpens 1-8 sign up I may have to declare the site a quarantine zone. So hop in your Spectre!
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I JUST HAD AN IDEA. Make a (#) into a customizable reticle dot sight. #UltimateDLCHashtagKillAll
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#Hi
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#Weasel
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#IHateHashtags
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As a gypsy fortune-teller, I predict that Hollywood will start making movies about food brands. The first will be Cheetos and Twinkies.
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Haha. And the cover will be a picture of Buzz with a frowny face.
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Titled: BlackBee
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Twinkies... Then there will be a parody starring O.J. Simpson called "Twonkies".
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Secret: I go offline to look at your profile everyday, so you don't know. Yes, YOU!
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I knew it...
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Me too.
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???