My Campaign for Presidency

[The Director]

As president, I promise to be at least twice as great of a member as I am now. I know it will be difficult, because I am pretty amazing, but I will accomplish this feat. I will lead us into a new era of mutual respect and compromise. I will be nicer to everyone, help everyone who asks for it (and some that don't), and will always strive to be the best member you've ever known. In short, I'll do everything I'm doing now, but with a shiny title.

 

 

I will consistently provide aid to those who require it whenever I can.

 

 

I will tackle all forum related issues that need tackling, and cuddle the issues that need cuddling.

 

 

I will save this forum from boredom and trolls, and will provide hope for a better future.

 

 

My supporters know who they are supporting, and are willing to openly support me as I humbly ask you to elect me president.

 

 

Some of my supporters may seem intimidating, but they all have a good heart.

 

 

My opposition is vast, and they are all great members, but will they be a great President?

 

 

So remember, when the time comes this June or July, there is only one candidate that loves Bacon, unity, mutual respect, cupcakes, and Halo so much that he would go out of his way to educate everyone he meets in every aspect of each subject.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-gxPacU7TY&feature=player_embedded

 

Vote for The Director. He would vote for you.

 

I am The Director, and I approve this message.

 

This message has been paid for by The Director for President Coalition.

[Vitamin Pwn]

bravo sir, bravo. this brought tears of joy to my eyes

[a live dinosaur]

Lol, I laughed at some things. I think you would make a great president but you have to give the same respect that you give humans towards the dinosaurs.

[Anarchy]

Nice campiagn director, 3 thumd uup

[DoctorB77]

BOOOOO!

[The Director]

Lol, I laughed at some things. I think you would make a great president but you have to give the same respect that you give humans towards the dinosaurs.

Oh I do indeed! Some of my best friends are dinosaurs.

[Adam91]

director i will request you to step down as presidential candidate, i will remind you that i have photographs, whats it gonna be?

[The Director]

director i will request you to step down as presidential candidate, i will remind you that i have photographs, whats it gonna be?

I have nothing to hide. Literally, check out my facebook page xD http://www.facebook.com/albert.nolenii

 

In short, you can't possibly have real photographs of me doing anything incriminating, so I will not be stepping down.

[ZB-85]

Booo!! Drizzy_Dan for President . I do have to admit, very nice job Director.

[Adam91]

I have nothing to hide. Literally, check out my facebook page xD http://www.facebook.com/albert.nolenii

 

In short, you can't possibly have real photographs of me doing anything incriminating, so I will not be stepping down.

i know i was only joking lol, but i can make people dissapear if you know what i mean.

[Vitamin Pwn]

i know i was only joking lol, but i can make people dissapear if you know what i mean.

 

Are you threatening my client? if so

[Adam91]

Are you threatening my client? if so

bring it OOOONNNN!!!!

[The Director]

bring it OOOONNNN!!!!

And then poor adamj004 was never heard from again... LMAO

[Adam91]

And then poor adamj004 was never heard from again... LMAO

lmao!!

[DaveAtStateFarm]

This is exactly why you'd vote for me.

I wouldn't have to go around CONVINCING people, I'm a proud member to let everyone know who I am, and not lie to them,

i'm proud to say I'd tickle the crap out of Britney Spears of she wasn't.....that monster.

I'm proud to say I got to be a dedicated member,

I'm proud to say I lure kids into my van.

I'm proud to say if a 12 yr old can get to dedicated, he can be president.

I'm proud to say I'm voting for Bulletstorm.

[Donut]

Hmm, I believe The Director dies in RvB Season 10, so I'm not going to vote for you Director!

[Drizzy_Dan]

Ahhh fooey! I don't need a thread to win my candidates! They already know the deal. They know, they know, they knoww. (Drake reference)

[DaveAtStateFarm]

Hmm, I believe The Director dies in RvB Season 10, so I'm not going to vote for you Director!

Shadows can't die, even if the host is dead, the shadow lives on.

Vote for me.

And I'll show you how to prepare steak the Shadow way.

[The Director]

This is exactly why you'd vote for me.

I wouldn't have to go around CONVINCING people, I'm a proud member to let everyone know who I am, and not lie to them,

i'm proud to say I'd tickle the crap out of Britney Spears of she wasn't.....that monster.

I'm proud to say I got to be a dedicated member,

I'm proud to say I lure kids into my van.

I'm proud to say if a 12 yr old can get to dedicated, he can be president.

I'm proud to say I'm voting for Bulletstorm.

It shows bad taste to ask for votes in another candidates thread Just sayin. lol

[DaveAtStateFarm]

Shows bad taste to critisize people in their campaign.

Also shows bad taste to point it out to everybody to sabatoge.

I'm going to hang you by your ears, and slather you in gasoline.

Then I'll get the belt.

And maybe the subway sammich......

 

 

 

 

EXTRA MEATY!

[The Director]

 

The world's most interesting man and Morgan Freeman have pledged their support to my campaign

[DaveAtStateFarm]

Shadow.

Our savior, today's hope, and tomorrows victory.

Bacon for all. Because I know what's right.

[The Director]

 

Chuck Norris has now pledged support.

[M4sT3r Ch13f S117]

Um,when is the vote?I am having a tough time picking but I'm tilting towards the Director.

[The Director]

Um,when is the vote?I am having a tough time picking but I'm tilting towards the Director.

The vote is in June or July, depending on when the guy holding the elections decides to do it lol And I would be honored to have your vote