The Director Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 As president, I promise to be at least twice as great of a member as I am now. I know it will be difficult, because I am pretty amazing, but I will accomplish this feat. I will lead us into a new era of mutual respect and compromise. I will be nicer to everyone, help everyone who asks for it (and some that don't), and will always strive to be the best member you've ever known. In short, I'll do everything I'm doing now, but with a shiny title. I will consistently provide aid to those who require it whenever I can. I will tackle all forum related issues that need tackling, and cuddle the issues that need cuddling. I will save this forum from boredom and trolls, and will provide hope for a better future. My supporters know who they are supporting, and are willing to openly support me as I humbly ask you to elect me president. Some of my supporters may seem intimidating, but they all have a good heart. My opposition is vast, and they are all great members, but will they be a great President? So remember, when the time comes this June or July, there is only one candidate that loves Bacon, unity, mutual respect, cupcakes, and Halo so much that he would go out of his way to educate everyone he meets in every aspect of each subject. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-gxPacU7TY&feature=player_embedded Vote for The Director. He would vote for you. I am The Director, and I approve this message. This message has been paid for by The Director for President Coalition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 bravo sir, bravo. this brought tears of joy to my eyes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a live dinosaur Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Lol, I laughed at some things. I think you would make a great president but you have to give the same respect that you give humans towards the dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchy Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Nice campiagn director, 3 thumd uup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorB77 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 BOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Lol, I laughed at some things. I think you would make a great president but you have to give the same respect that you give humans towards the dinosaurs. Oh I do indeed! Some of my best friends are dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam91 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 director i will request you to step down as presidential candidate, i will remind you that i have photographs, whats it gonna be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 director i will request you to step down as presidential candidate, i will remind you that i have photographs, whats it gonna be? I have nothing to hide. Literally, check out my facebook page xD http://www.facebook.com/albert.nolenii In short, you can't possibly have real photographs of me doing anything incriminating, so I will not be stepping down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Booo!! Drizzy_Dan for President . I do have to admit, very nice job Director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam91 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 I have nothing to hide. Literally, check out my facebook page xD http://www.facebook.com/albert.nolenii In short, you can't possibly have real photographs of me doing anything incriminating, so I will not be stepping down. i know i was only joking lol, but i can make people dissapear if you know what i mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 i know i was only joking lol, but i can make people dissapear if you know what i mean. Are you threatening my client? if so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam91 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Are you threatening my client? if so bring it OOOONNNN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 bring it OOOONNNN!!!! And then poor adamj004 was never heard from again... LMAO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam91 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 And then poor adamj004 was never heard from again... LMAO lmao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAtStateFarm Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 This is exactly why you'd vote for me. I wouldn't have to go around CONVINCING people, I'm a proud member to let everyone know who I am, and not lie to them, i'm proud to say I'd tickle the crap out of Britney Spears of she wasn't.....that monster. I'm proud to say I got to be a dedicated member, I'm proud to say I lure kids into my van. I'm proud to say if a 12 yr old can get to dedicated, he can be president. I'm proud to say I'm voting for Bulletstorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Hmm, I believe The Director dies in RvB Season 10, so I'm not going to vote for you Director! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzy_Dan Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Ahhh fooey! I don't need a thread to win my candidates! They already know the deal. They know, they know, they knoww. (Drake reference) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAtStateFarm Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Hmm, I believe The Director dies in RvB Season 10, so I'm not going to vote for you Director! Shadows can't die, even if the host is dead, the shadow lives on.Vote for me. And I'll show you how to prepare steak the Shadow way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 This is exactly why you'd vote for me. I wouldn't have to go around CONVINCING people, I'm a proud member to let everyone know who I am, and not lie to them, i'm proud to say I'd tickle the crap out of Britney Spears of she wasn't.....that monster. I'm proud to say I got to be a dedicated member, I'm proud to say I lure kids into my van. I'm proud to say if a 12 yr old can get to dedicated, he can be president. I'm proud to say I'm voting for Bulletstorm. It shows bad taste to ask for votes in another candidates thread Just sayin. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAtStateFarm Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Shows bad taste to critisize people in their campaign. Also shows bad taste to point it out to everybody to sabatoge. I'm going to hang you by your ears, and slather you in gasoline. Then I'll get the belt. And maybe the subway sammich...... EXTRA MEATY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 The world's most interesting man and Morgan Freeman have pledged their support to my campaign 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAtStateFarm Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Shadow. Our savior, today's hope, and tomorrows victory. Bacon for all. Because I know what's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Chuck Norris has now pledged support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4sT3r Ch13f S117 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Um,when is the vote?I am having a tough time picking but I'm tilting towards the Director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Um,when is the vote?I am having a tough time picking but I'm tilting towards the Director. The vote is in June or July, depending on when the guy holding the elections decides to do it lol And I would be honored to have your vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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