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A Poem for RSR...

 

 Early in the morn, I yearn for his blessings

 Late in the eve, his presence.... overwhelming

 He reaches far beyond, where humans only to dare

 To the stars and afar, RSR is is the lone glare

 

 He basks in awe and glory, while everyone tries to compare

 He makes the hearts of lowly, wish they were the heirs

 His tears are that of honey, sweeter than the moon

 He gives hope to the blind, when none else came so soon

 

 I love RSR, his beauty is far above...

 When Church tries to be him, he falters like a burning farm

 There is none like him, Church can not compare

 RSR in glory, and Church is in despair

 

 

I ♥ you RSR.

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I'll write a Shakespearean sonnet for GSD

 

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January 8th, 2015,

 

The poems continued. I've been on the site for years now and they've come up every now and then. They make me wonder... Why does thou GSD not just snipe the poem makers in the head? But I come to the stunning truth, that he would if he could, but he can't... because... because...

 

He has no thumbs. He can only bite! It disheartens me, in many ways. All hope is lost. The poem makers move in for the kill. Help me. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~2wjei3ej

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~Oracle

 

Bnus is hoagie, a glorified hot dog bun.

He's eaten at Subway, where the Weight Watchers people run.

To those who know the recipe, they make it with sesame. 

He's made soggy with Pepsi. 

 

It is the bread I dread... I said. 

I'd rather starve than with the carb! 

Let it dry, or I'll cry and make it soggy. 

Die! Die! Die! 

 

 

 

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