Didact: John...I am... Your father...
MC: NOOOOOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Didactic: You know it to be true. Join me and RPG-
Cortana: OMG STFU NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!CHIEFSHHOTHIMNOWHEISSOANNOYINGAHHHH.
Didactic: Wtf is wrong with her.
MC: Ya Idk
Didactic: well that sucks. I got 99 problems but a b**** ain't 1.