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Delpen9

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  1. (Your profile) Only if Rue is hooking you up, but nothing more. (loopholes aren't allowed) O_O

    1. Twinreaper

      Twinreaper

      I didn't do nuttin, I didn't see nuttin. What you talkin bout Delpie?!?

    2. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      You can't hide dis!!!

  2. Secret: I go offline to look at your profile everyday, so you don't know. Yes, YOU!

  3. As a gypsy fortune-teller, I predict that Hollywood will start making movies about food brands. The first will be Cheetos and Twinkies.

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    2. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      Haha. And the cover will be a picture of Buzz with a frowny face.

    3. MCPO Mayh3m

      MCPO Mayh3m

      Titled: BlackBee

    4. Sadly Just AL

      Sadly Just AL

      Twinkies... Then there will be a parody starring O.J. Simpson called "Twonkies".

  4. I'm going to start soliciting hugs from you? Can I have one... or more? XXXX

  5. On Bun's ROLLing entertainment center, he has a Breadbox 360 Rotary Oven with a DELLpen Breadsoft computer.

  6. Riddle: Who is fascinated with poop and makes many stale jokes?

  7. Twinreaper has been VERY childish lately. I think we should ignore what he says, especially what he wrote below this. >_

    1. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      Twinreaper is a child of the Enclave yes. And Hydra... and Atom.

  8. Winry, the world of Alchemy needs you!!! :(

  9. I see #TriShrek and I become seriously disturbed. Bnus, Maestro, and the third carpetbagger can all rot in a ditch. JK I love you.

    1. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      Soviet Bear is the real carpetbagger.

    2. Maestro

      Maestro

      #TriShrekforPres2014

  10. Sparky, my dear PUNisher that PUNS with PUNishments to the statuses that deserved to be PUNished. You are the class clown of the forum- the comic relief. Though I beat you in that regard. COME AT ME! ;)

  11. I know absolutely nothing about you. What I do know is that your name reminds me of those tasty vitamins I took as a child. So every time I see your name my mouth is imagines being filled with joy.

    1. Vitamin Pwn

      Vitamin Pwn

      Mmm tasty vitamins, were they the gummy kind or what? what made them so tasty i need to know before i explode!

  12. Everything you say has an unexplainable sense of composure- so much composure that it's tranquil to the mind. I'd be surprised if you ever make anyone mad.

    1. Drizzy_Dan

      Drizzy_Dan

      It is not my job to make anyone mad. In fact I don't like to haha if I ever make anyone mad it's because I kill with kindness

  13. I don't know much about you. You are the type of mystery that is better left not questioned. You're the type of enigma that people have grown accustomed to, like gravity. Please don't make an apple fall on my head. I don't want to know about you.

    1. Jack Of Harts

      Jack Of Harts

      Oh yeah? Well, you're a "that"!

  14. Yoshi, my friend that I haven't seen much of lately, regrettably due to my mistakes, you are the most approachable person I know of in this forum. That's an attribute that makes great friends- friends that can actually help, even when they think they aren't. Keep living. The world needs your talents.

    1. Yoshi1176

      Yoshi1176

      Glad I can help someone ever need anything just PM

  15. I waste time coming to your profile because you are my buddy. Buddies need to check-up on each other, even when they have nothing... to checkup on.

  16. Truthfully, the fancy curved designs of your name makes me envious. Such fluid expressions of curvature astonish me. One of the few beauties of life. #calligraphy

  17. You take enough medications to paralyze a horse and two particularly perky monkeys.

    1. rrhuntington

      rrhuntington

      At least it ain't pain pills... because then I'd be dead.

  18. Sikslik, my endearing friend that I'm so fond of, why don't you start a new forum game?- so I may beat more losers.

  19. When you were born, the Angels sung the sweet melody of AC/DC into the all of firmament. They had to make sure that everyone knew that the King was amongst us.

    1. TDM

      TDM

      I'm quite sure Twam is the real king here. ;)

    2. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      The MoM is the king. It's simple logic.

  20. Does anyone know the time when you feel alone? You pray and you can tell that you don't feel alone. Then you wonder if you're deceiving yourself, but decide that believing in your company feels the best. The most natural. Even if you lie to yourself, it doesn't matter. You are satisfied.

    1. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      I feel alone all the time.

      I prefer it this way.

    2. Drizzy_Dan

      Drizzy_Dan

      ^^

      It's good and bad at times.

  21. I MADE THIS... for YOU!

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    2. MCPO Mayh3m

      MCPO Mayh3m

      Don't drink that racist coffee.

    3. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      King: "Great news, I'm having a son!"

      Nobleman: "You queen is having a child, sire?"

      King:"What child?"

      Nobleman:"The one that you're having with your queen, sire. Someday he'll grow to takw the throne."

      King:"No child will take my throne. When is this foul verman being born?"

      Nobleman: "In 9 months I suppose, sire."

      King:"Well when this child is born I want him hung in front of the entire kingdo...

    4. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      Nobleman: "As you wish sire."

      King: "Good. *momentary pause* My son will be born in 9 months. The queen and I are very excited!"

  22. I have cherries!- but you can't have any! }:-)

    1. Rue

      Rue

      Good. Cherries are disgusting! I loathe them entirely.

  23. Dah Batman b them there watchin' you robbin' up the moneys. He's gonna' get u an b bringing ya' 2 justices.

    1. Rue
    2. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      This is what Spyro and I call 'African Vernacular Speech.' No, I just annoy him with it while he calls me racist, and it's anything but vernacular.

  24. Can we play a game where I'm punished for every bad thing that every member does? Let's say that Azaxx stabs the SB and gets banned for 3 days. I would then be given the same punishment.

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    2. Buns

      Buns

      Or try Awesomenauts since I play it and the music/voice acting is better and its 2D

    3. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      Or I could just ban you.

    4. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      Azaxx you scared me. XD

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