Mafia: Classic III - Development Hell, 22.0 [GAME-OVER]

[BATMAN]

Whelp, I'll vote for Delpen. This was fun.

[Caboose The Ace]

Bye Delpen, nice knowing you, you have my vote. Now you go die.

Edited October 4, 2016 by Caboose The Ace

[Axilus Prime]

Kakashi_Hatake is still an unknown, be wary of what he says

"Unknown"

 

THE DON*

 

Frank is dead. Wam and Yang are Protown.

 

Who does that leave?

 

Not a protown.

[Guts]

Considering there's a few more people than that still alive......

 

I'm voting Wam

[Axilus Prime]

Considering there's a few more people than that still alive......

 

I'm voting Wam

Not voting Delpen? Voting a confirmed civilian? Pretending that it's the number of people in total that confirms your innocence rather than the dead, alive, and investigated people on each individual suspect list?

 

I suggest you take a class on acting.

[Church]

I vote le derpin

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Votes are locked. Lynch will be up soon.

[Delpen9]

You voted the wrong guy. I'm Hellpen666 now!

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

 

ROUND 3:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 4:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 5:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

 

ROUND 6:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

Lynch: below

 

ROUND 7:

 

 

Lynch:

Tonight, on Survivo-... What? What do you mean 'Wrong gig'??

 

Previously on Dragon Bal-... Huh?! WRONG GIG!?? GEEZ!

 

OK fine, there was a nuke, allot of people died, and all of the Townies & Mafians are now stranded on a deserted island. Happy? No, I'm not doing it over - keep rolling!

 

This deserted island - chocked full of deadly, horrific monsters (which would mean it's not actually deserted is it?) - is so deadly that even the monsters are scared of themselves. Although the biggest thing they're scared of is a new arrival: the most dangerous monster ever to have been conceived in fact. Even more horrifying is the notion that the beast walks among men, and has already revealed himself. Though his whereabouts are unknown the Townies still suspect that he hitched a ride somehow on the Black Hawk, and crash landed on the island with them...

 

Deciding the best way to not go totally bonkers about how low their survival rate is, the Townies made a gigantic bonfire, and sat around it on logs. How they managed to wrangle 20 10 foot tree trunks, and position them into a pyre is beyond me. The survivors all did their own things: Church & Drizzy_Dan both did interpretive dances while Orlando tried to drown himself in the shallows along the beach, but to no avail. Kakashi_Hatake was busy with trying not to die from a stroke from watching Drizzy & Church, and rrhuntington was in the middle of covering his body with war paint because it's every man for himself, and he's about to go full cannibal on that tasty Yang Xaio Long booty. Delpen9 was busy being the ignored elephant in the room while Wam tried to fix his malfunctioning Torque Bow he salvaged from the heli wreckage - if it was indeed every man for himself that would mean he would need a weapon to protect himself from the others... Preferably the most inane one available.

 

It was after maybe 30 minutes of soul-crushing tension that Yang decided to break it by telling a sweat-inducing tale of the beast mentioned earlier, "Avast ye maties, 'ol captain Yang gonna tell yer a starry. Yarrrr, lend me yar ears! Nuh Orlando, not literally!"

 

"Anyyar, any hope of subduing him is false - the mere sight of him is overpowering. No one is fierce enough to rouse him... yarrr... Who then is able to stand against him? Who has a claim against him that they must pay? Everything under heaven belongs to him! I will not fail to speak of his limbs, his strength and his graceful farrm... Who can strip off his outer coat? Who would approach him with a bridle? Who dares open the doors of his mouth, ringed about with his fearsome teeth?"

 

"His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together: each is so close to the next that no air can pass between! They are joined fast to one another: they cling together and cannot be parted... His snorting throws out flashes of light, his eyes are like rays of dawn! Firebrands stream from his mouth - sparks of fire shoot out! Smoke pours from his nostrils as from a boiling pot over a fire of reeds... yarrharr! His breath sets coals ablaze, and flames dart from his mouth. Strength resides in his neck - dismay goes before him... The folds of his flesh are tightly joined, they are firm and immovable... His chest is hard as rock, hard as a lower milestone!"

 

"When he rises up, the mighty are terrified: they retreat before his thrashing! Yarrr! The sword that reaches him has no effect, nor does the spear or dart or-!", it was at this exact moment that Wam's Torque Bow made a "WRRRRRRNG" noise, and a bolt the size of a man's femur shot out. It flew across the beach, whizzed right past the surly Yang's face, narrowly missed Orlando's lended ear, and finally embedded itself into a profusely sweating Delpen9's right thigh - it fizzed, and threw out sparks as its fuse began to burn away.

 

Delpen9 let out a tired sigh, and released a poot he had kept in since he was almost killed a week or so ago. Orlando tried his best to get as close to Delpen9 as possible so the bolt would take him too, but it was too late: it erupted into a fiery explosion, and launched huge chunks of Delpen9 all across the nearby beach. Remembering that Delpen9 was the Juggernaut the entire group did a victory lap around the island in celebration, but then recalled that they were still in dire straights. So they went back to the pyre, and continued being in the depressing stupor they were in before...

 

Delpen9, Juggernaut, unexpectedly gibbed.

You have 48 hours or less until Round 7.

Player List:

1. Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
2. Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
3. Drizzy_Dan
4. Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
5. Kakashi_Hatake
6. Yang Xiao Long
7. Church
8. Delpen9, Juggernaut - Lynched, Round 6
9. rrhuntington
10. Wam
11. BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
12. Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
13. Orlando
14. Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
15. Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

 

Role Status:

 

[Caboose The Ace]

Good riddence to bad rubbish.

[Delpen9]

I really appreciate how muhc effort you put into these stories Destruct. 

[Frankenzer]

These stories are so entertaining xD

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

 

ROUND 3:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 4:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 5:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

 

ROUND 6:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-10

 

ROUND 7:

 

Execution & Suspect List: below

 

 

Execution:

An hour had passed after the death of the Juggernaut, and within that time the survivors yet again formed an alliance, then a Democracy, then a Utopia, and finally a Dystopia writhe with pain and despair. Civilizations rose and fell with little left to indicate that they ever existed... well maybe except the copious amounts of nuclear waste drudged from the nearby sea left over from Melody's death flame, and recycled as fuel for the now-fallen war machine... but then reduced to waste once again. Yeah, there's freakin' barrels of radioactive crap just lying around all over the place. I think some of the hideous, disgusting monsters roaming around in the central island forest mutated into even MORE hideous, disgusting monsters. Though it's kinda weird we haven't seen one yet? Idk, don't look at me, I don't control them.

 

Wam's bone headdress, a crown he sculpted out of the Juggernaut's remains that he used during his reign as Wamopatra III, was now positioned on one of the many tribal-like pikes planted around the island to ward off the evil spirits: one of which happened to be a very vengeful Franku who wished to destroy the strudel that betrayed him all those years ago. This strudel was mighty, and swift - a worthy contender in the form of a crime-fighting luchador wearing some kind of freakish bat garb. Franku believed this person to still be alive, but little did he know she was totally ded like a month ago or something. Franku then disappeared for good, but probably not - still fuming about pastries.

 

Now a Shaman Witchdoctor extraordinaire after reading a "For Dummies" book (and brandishing a brand spanking new headdress complete with WiFi and Blutooth functionalities), Wam determined that if they were to truly survive... hoodoo and a little bit of voodoo must be used to judge which of them is guilty of being a mass-murdering Mafian (and/or Townie if you really think about it). Orlando wondered why they weren't being civil, and just present their in-depth cases against guiltiness in a court of law, and see who's story is the least believable. Wam scoffed at the mere notion: he bopped Drizzy_Dan on the noggin with his staff, and told him to get his head out of the clouds. What is this, Law & Order??

 

But then Drizzy wondered why he was assaulted for something Orlando said - rubbing the new red blemish on his crome-dome. To this Wam responded with a quick roundhouse kick to the face, and a systematic smackdown of Drizzy into the pavement. Kakashi_Hatake, rrhuntington, and Orlando watched with little, if any horror as Wam disemboweled Drizzy and put him back together good as new with some weirdo magic. Drizzy was winded to say the least.

 

 

Fast forward 1 hour and 1 minute into the future, and before us we can see Wam slitting the wrists of each Townie one by one to see if anyone has the gooey, green blood of a dirty Mafian. As large pools of red blood began to form underneath everyone's feet, Wam concluded that this wasn't the right way either: he had consulted the spirits, summoned a crossroads Demon, performed brain-surgery on an unconscious Orlando with makeshift wooden tools, did jumping jacks and a rain-dance to appease the gods, and drank an entire bottle of drain cleaner. WHY IS NOTHING WORKING??? Kakashi_Hatake suggested that Wam go die in a hole so that they could get to work actually finding out who's Mafia. Wam concurred, and proceeded to dig out a shallow grave, and began to bury himself in it - stating that they should wake him up when this all blows over.

 

 

Suddenly out of nowhere, Church - content with not being a part of this dangerously dumb story, and feeling as though he was nearly in the safe-zone - heard a "Ka-KAAAW!" in the distance from a man-sized bird. He heard some rustling above in a tree, and a light shown on him as he cranked his head upward... Perched on a branch was the surly Don cloaked in a feathery ghillie suit, and held atop his shoulder some kind of large tube with a laser sight...

 

With absolutely no warning a gigantic frickin' beam of light shown from said tree, beamed downward onto the beach, and blasted a hole into Church's face the size of a cheesewheel. His corpse stood there for a moment before falling backward, and plopping unnervingly onto the bloody sand. The Townies, about as confused you are, wondered who was monkeying about up in the trees and quickly responded to the threat by throwing a bunch of rocks at the forest. But it was far too late: the Don had already made his getaway by swinging away vine to vine like in his favorite movie Tarzan.

 

Wam, comfy cozy in his grave, sensed that Church was finally at peace in the afterlife along with his eternal best-buddy Cabus. Church screamed harder than he had ever done in his entire life whilst in the afterlife, and begged for any other fate than this hell.

 

Church, Civilian, murdered by a death ray to the face.

Suspect List:

Orlando

Yang Xiao Long

Wam

Kakashi_Hatake

 

RNG

Null

 

You have 48 hours to decide who dies (or not) in the Lynch.

Player List:

1. Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
2. Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
3. Drizzy_Dan
4. Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
5. Kakashi_Hatake
6. Yang Xiao Long
7. Church, Civilian - Executed, Round 7
8. Delpen9, Juggernaut - Lynched, Round 6
9. rrhuntington
10. Wam
11. BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
12. Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
13. Orlando
14. Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
15. Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

 

Role Status:

 

[Composite Armour]

I vote Orlando

[Frankenzer]

I like how vengeful Franku disappeared for good xD

 

or maybe not...

 

These stories are hilarious ^-^

[Axilus Prime]

I vote Kakashi. All protown, vote for Kakashi. He's the Don.

[Drizzy_Dan]

I actually really enjoy these stories lol 

 

I think Orlando is mafian I vote Orlando

[Guts]

I'm voting Orlando until this McCarthyism stops

Edited October 10, 2016 by Kakashi_Hatake

[Melody]

^-^

^{^-^}^-^_^-^

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

I vote drizy_pls.

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Ya huh

[Caboose The Ace]

I vote Kakashi or however his name is spelt.

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Votes are locked. Prepare for the Luncheon.

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

 

ROUND 3:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 4:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 5:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

 

ROUND 6:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-10

 

ROUND 7:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-10

Lynch: below
 

ROUND 8:

 

 

Lynch:

It was eleven past the hour... Drizzy had been in hiding for almost 50 minutes, sitting on his quads in a thorny bush. He was on the lookout for that crazed cat-man who appeared out of nowhere a while ago, and began terrorizing the once peaceful island full of death, destruction, and now even MORE destruction. Orlando was on the lookout in plain sight outside the bush, ready to die with Drizzy like the comrades they were.

 

It felt like it happened only yesterday... even though it happened like an hour ago. Pro-Town was in the middle of having a fiesta celebrating the death of Wam... Except he's not actually dead, but buried alive in a shallow grave - currently counting the number of unique roaches entering, and leaving his tomb. In any case, a heavily suppressed Wam is a good Wam, and Pro-Town wants to reap the benefits of it for as long as they can.

 

Orlando however was on edge. He had been hearing mysterious rustling in the bushes for exactly 2 minutes - the time it took for me to explain the situation - and maybe, possibly 50 minutes before that even. After a minute more of loud banging, construction noises and ear-splitting grinding Orlando finally decided to see what was up. He parted the leaves of the bush, and saw Drizzy sharpening a stick into a spear with his crusty finger nails:

 

"What the hell are you doing in here?!"

 

Drizzy was confused with Orlando suddenly forgetting the plan, "Wat?"
 

"WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOIIIINNNG?!??"

 

"Oh lol, imma makin me a speah. Go away, ur givin up ma positon. Imma campin'!"

 

 

Orlando didn't like this alibi at all, and decided to punt Drizzy into the sunset, but the sunset was a tad too far away to reach, so he settled for the rocky shallows by the beach. Drizzlith slammed into the rocks with a loud, chainsaw-jet-engine-like blast of noise. Pro-Town stopped what they were doing, and to their dismay Wam emerged from his grave with a mouthful of roaches - disturbed from his eternal slumber by all the racket.

 

"Ouchies...!"

 

"Da WHUT? WHY U MAKIN DA NOISE, DIRZA?"
 

"Nyeah say, nyeaaaah!", exclaimed rrhuntington.

 

"I was protectin' frum da Beer! Whey u forgit?"

 

"HWAT?!?"
 

 

Drizzy knew what was coming, but these poor, stupid id'gits hadn't a clue. Even though the island had been destroyed in a fiery blaze not long ago Drizzy still somehow survived, but what was strange was that the destruction he saw... seems to have never actually happened. Everyone was still alive, and no one appears to remember anything... It was like it was just a vision, a grim message only for he to witness. Both he & Orlando did not discard their animosity for each other, and form a brief friendship out of total fear. Wam was not only buried, but dead underneath a mountain of roach corpses - a humongous bottle of RAID took em all out... Did Drizzy somehow travel back in time?! He must warn them of the destroye-!"

 

 

Then out of nowhere Beerus The Destroyer manifested with his lackey, Whis. They had been lured here by the delicious strudels being cooked over the open flame in the middle of the beach - the aroma traveling across time, and space to reach their domain far away in a distant galaxy:

 

"Yo dawg, I heard der was a Luncheon here yo?"

 

"SHUT. UP. BEERUS.", Whis smacked the baby boy on the back of the skull, and caused internal bleeding.

 

Bills rubbed his noggin, "Whey, Wizz, wheey??"

 

"What is this, a prison?? WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS, YOU FREAKING-??"

 

"oh noooooooo, th destroyaaah!", said Drizoi ahead of Whis laying some serious smackdown on the insolent Beerus. The shout surprised Beerus, piquing his interest that someone knew who he was. Bills hovered over to the crumpled Drizzly, and stooped down:

 

"Ya hoid ah mee?"

 

"Uhhh duh, stuppid. I saw yeur here befoeh..."

 

"Nu uh."

 

"Yaes?"

 

"NO."

 

"WHAT?"

 

"Who you?"

 

"Who me?? Who YOU?!"

 

"OH HELL NAAWWW!"

 

Beerus charged the biggest ball of plasma in the solar system, and launched it down at the Earth. Orlando tried to stop it with a Kamekameha, then a Spirit Bomb, and then by going x20,000,000 Kaio-Kalamari, but totally flunked, and took the entire brunt of the energy blast on himself alone.

 

The cat-god uttered some words about destruction or something, and Whis karate-chopped him back to his bed halfway across the universe before heading off in the same direction. Pro-Town had no idea what the hell just happened, or who a Birch was, but they DID know that a good State had fallen today. Poor, poor Florida... They made a note to never talk about Florida ever again.

 

Orlando, Civilian, erased from existence.

You have 48 hours or less until Round 8.

Player List:

1. Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
2. Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
3. Drizzy_Dan
4. Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
5. Kakashi_Hatake
6. Yang Xiao Long
7. Church, Civilian - Executed, Round 7
8. Delpen9, Juggernaut - Lynched, Round 6
9. rrhuntington
10. Wam
11. BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
12. Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
13. Orlando, Civilian - Lynched, Round 7
14. Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
15. Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

 

Role Status:

 

[Halo6 Follower]

I never was killed during the last Mafia game. 

 

I hope everyone has learnt from their mistakes. 

 

Know this: I could have easily destroyed you all. But I won't. After all... 

 

 

 

Now, about those strudels...?

Edited October 14, 2016 by Haloween Follower