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Well, I guess it's time to send in the champ! YEAHYAH!

So, uh. What are you getting out? Lol. Dying Light had an amazing campaign. Probably the best in awhile actually.

Well, obviously if you didn't waste your time searching on Halo MCC and just decided to play it after the update, they're not going to give you the free month. You have no reason to deserve it. You decided to use your time and do other things. Not once putting in the disc and trying to play MCC. I'm sorry, but you don't deserve anything. Not even a 2 Day Trial. Proof of picking it up before hands not going to pick it up, even if they would do that it's not like you couldn't of stole the image from someone else and try to claim it for yourself. I'm sorry, but what you're wanting doesn't make sense to me. That's like bringing a hamburger and saying there's no world hunger.

"That medallion is one of the few I have, I give it to people I trust. I trust you." I grabbed a couple of fruit and sat down with him. "I don't plan on stabbing you, it's not in me to do so. I only did because you angered me. Which explains why you might think I acted strange. I just got out of a cryogenic tube and that's the first thing I see. You tell me, would that make you upset? Your own team fighting?" I took a bite of my apricot. Not bad, but I've had better. I turned to look at what you were. Yeah, I saw Crossbones, but I really didn't care that he was there. "Looks like the mutt found out you escaped, don't you worry. I think I made him scared of me, doubt he'll come over here " I moved on to the tangerines.

Hehehe. Hehehe. It's time.

Who's the prettiest member?

I'll be adding my own character this book. 1.) Spartan. 2.) Silenced SMG. 3.) Combat knife. 4.) Stealth Drone. 5.) Spike. 6.) Eric Magarnold 7.) Fast, tough, intelligent/smart, brunette, conservative. Raised and taught to finish the job. No complaints, no back talking. The team matters most, no one gets left behind. 8.) Mantis 9.) Fine, as long as they do their job. 10.) No, his father's is enough. However, if it's a good friend, then yes.

Well, I don't know if this photo is appropriate, but idgaf. It's another award. Congratulations Ashylnn.

I walk beside a marine in the hallway. I grabbed him and took his pants off, throwing them at Valentine. "Here, put these on." We walked through another set of doors. "That may be your pride in joy, but if that's so you'll leave it as is; as I have left mine." I raise my left arm, showing an energy burn, approximately 8 centimeters long and narrow. "Oh, and about the whole stabbing thing. That was discipline. I'm not going to put up with a teammate who wants to fight with another teammate. Or vice versa, I don't care. We're not here to fight, we're here to get a job done. I respect you, but that craps uncalled for. Look, I like being able to work with another soldier, but I don't want to go into battle with teammates that are hostile with each other." I push past two more doorways, then turn right down another hallway. Alongside Valentine. "Here, I want you to have this." I grabbed a medallion out of my utility kit, it shined a nice silver with an image on it, I pressed it into his hand.

So now that you're pregnant, TD. Are you going to still pull off the "Typing Torso?"

It was clearly obvious this conversation wasn't going anywhere. The commander seemed to believe her story. I wasn't in the mood to stand around here and get lectured. I wanted to meet the rest of the ten l team. I tapped Runner on the shoulder, letting her know to get the major details and that I was headed out. I've worked with her quite a few times before. She's the quiet type and doesn't like to be involved in situations, especially fights among the team. I walked out into the hallway and towards the mess hall. I dropped the bag into a trash chute, as I went to continue to walk towards the mess hall, I noticed Valentine limping out of the medbay, I approached him. "What are you doing sneaking out of the medbay? You need help walking or something, bud?" I awaited in front of the door for his response.

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Here, let me help you with that link for the YouTube channel everyone.

99/100 members didn't check the link. Fail on your part.

So that time of year has came around again. It's April Fool's. Yep, and this year most sites are going all out. I have screenshotted a few things that have been announced publicly. You should do the same and post yours below! iFunny is on the trolling end: Google... Their sites ran backwards! Visit https://com.googlefor the personal experience. Techland is giving their players some fun buff as well. (Video Link is broken, otherwise I'd link it) League of Legends is also getting their "Lol"out of this. Chrome is also doing their own reaction Selfie for Android users across websites. Nature is posting some news with the following content: Next up, a retailer has celebrities purchasing their content, and oh boy are they funny. Remember playing Pokeman last year? Well this year Google Maps let's you play Pacman! DeviantArt thinks they're funny too, with their Today's stuff. You guy's gotta steam? Well no more PC gaming, they have just introduced the new Steam console! HaloWaypoint decided to get their SWAG on. Netflix was putting out some jokes as well. Making fun of their users. HaloCustoms also made their own Spoof contest. Not to mention, Frank O'Connor himself has revealed the upcoming H5 story. Last, but not least. Self Destruct has came clear on his favorite Halo: Reach armor ability! Well that's all I have for now! I will upload more later. Why don't you all share your experience down below?

I stood in the back, I was the only one that refused to take a seat. I watch as Runner explained what happened. The conversation was out of my focus. I pulled open my tablet and watched as Crossbone took care of Valentine. He seemed to know what he was doing. Perhaps Runner should've went with. That would've speed up his recovery rate. Hell our medics better get their cooperation together. Now that I think about it, where's our grenadier?

I walk quietly around the hallways. My name was called. Of course, making mother proud. Oh well, guess I'll have to face consequences. Of course, not my fault I'm stuck on a team who can't go the first five minutes without criticising each other while I go look at the War Games information. No matter, I guess I better go. I eye a few grunts in the hallway. They're having fun... I meet up with Runner and the Elite. Who I have yet to meet. A giant bag tossed over my shoulder.

"Hehe, Crossbone. Don't talk to me like you can defeat me. Remember that Refinery 'accident' a few months ago?" I took off my helmet, showing a grin on my face.

I stood on the other side of the door,I waited for Valentine to try and leave He did such. He was underneath me, now was my chance. I jumped off the balcony and on top of Valentine. Pushing him onto the ground, face first. I quickly withdrew my knife and stabbed it through his shoulders pressure point. Completely making him immobile. "You knock your **** off. If you're going to talk **** about the commander, expect a fight. I'm not going to put up with this, I will kill every single one of you. And don't think I won't. My mother is Commander of a UNSC fleet, I had special access to privileges that are classified. If you wanna fight, you leave it to the enemy. UNDERSTOOD!?" I say. "As for the rest of you, let's get ready."

"Hehe. You guy's have fun." I say as I walk into the other room. Completely ignoring Runner's look.

"Systems Online. Good job Eric, we have a new task for you." I awoke from my cryogenic sleep. No burns this time, or any other symptoms. I was happy to be back in the action, I wonder what they wanted me to do this time? No matter, it'll be finished. I went through my diagnostics, everything seemed clear. No negatives, everything was the same as before I went in the pod. Oddly enough, they already had my equipment on the table, including my good ol' Assault Rifle. My armor was being brought to me now. "Come on, Eric, put your armor on.. We need to go. Your team is waiting for you." Team, eh? No matter, I'll do as I'm commanded. I met up with her in the elevator and we went down. The mission was simple, we were going to do some War Games. Ha, haven't had to do one of those before. She left me as the elevator came to a halt. I noticed a group of 6 others standing close together. This must be Bravo Team, my VISR points right to them. "Well, better make myself at home." I said to myself. I walked up to the group, I noticed a familiar face. Ah, Crossbone. I believe he was on a Special Operation with me before. No matter, glad he's back. I approached the other two off to the side, one of them was a medic. "Hello. You must be Runner our other medic. Nice to meet you, same as you Valentine. I'm glad I'm not the only soldier here. But I'm expecting you to do your best. Understood." I nodded my head in acknowledgement to our Commander for his approval of my late entrance.