Mafia 9.0: Banter Edition

[Fishy]

 

nah i investigated him hes a civie

Can we at least kill him? He kind of did ban everyone...

[Frankenzer]

Guys I have something to confess. 

 

I've been helping out the pro town and all, but I'm actually the hidden mafian.

[Axilus Prime]

Uh, Frank? We know who all the Mafia are.

[Frankenzer]

Nah, I'm mafian and I'm just warning you all. Things are going to get twisted soon 

[Pbrabbit]

I just want to say, the last person who is mafia, come at me bro

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

*Elevator music plays*

[joshyzburton]

*Elevator music plays*

 

*elevator breaks down*

[Mr Kittens and Gibberish]

Scene 5, Part 1...

Tonight is the night I hunt for my prey...who should it be? The Mafian thought to himself as he was walking down the dark streets of Banterville, wearing his invisibility bra on, which was a little bit too loose. "Damn, if only they came in a size XXXLLLLLLLMMGGGGGVVVBBCCCCS670548265L! But they don't..." The Mafian whispered to himself. Damn it! I shall have revenge, and pudding! Lots and lots of Pudding! And Revenge... Ah ha! Theres my target.

Caboose was walking back from the pet store, where he usually ate peanut butter and cheese with a spoon infront of the little caged dogeies and neon kittens. He had dropped his spoon on the ground by accident, and started crying with tears of apple sauce. He started off to go to the bathroom when he noticed a little wave of movement. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Caboose Screamed, who started sprinting away, knowing that he was being hunted by a Mafian. Caboose ran for about 0.000094697 Miles before he tripped on an object that weighed about 44444444444447.0000375648365587563673871 attograms. He fell on his stomach, shook his head, and got up, and stared running again.

"Oh no you don't!" The Mafian shouted, throwing a fluffy feather. The fluffy feather struck Caboose in the back of the head, killing him instantly. "Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!" The Mafian laughed as he walked away.
 

Caboose the Ace - Police, death by a fluffy feather.

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Suspect List

 

self destruct

Edward Kenway

TheSilverCenturion

Seigrain

 

You have 48 hours to decide...

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Edward Deadway. Ur dead. Let's call it a night.

I vote for Edward Kenway

[Church]

Edward Kenway.

 

Deadward Kenway.

 

My vote I cast

 

He will not last.

[Seigrain]

(oT-T)尸

[Fishy]

I vote Self Destruct.

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

I vote Self Destruct.

 

 

 

 

 

[rrhuntington]

 

 

 

 

Tu Bad. Most Medics are evil at heart anyway.

[Axilus Prime]

I vote Edward Kenway. And then when he survives because he's the juggernaut, I'll snipe him.

[Caboose The Ace]

WOLOLOLOL You guys actually went after me?

 

You mafians are done.....

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Tu Bad. Most Medics are evil at heart anyway.

 

At least I'm not... heartless you... nobody Mafian.

 

Good game though.

[Fishy]

 

 

 

 

1v1 me, bruh.

[Frankenzer]

Why don't I ever get a role besides being a mafian? 

[Axilus Prime]

Lol, give it up. You can't be one, you're not on the list and only one remains.

[Frankenzer]

Don't tell me I didn't warn you once things go down real quick 

[Caboose The Ace]

Im mafian, your mafian were all mafian!

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Don't tell me I didn't warn you once things go down real quick 

 

There's 1 Mafian left. That 1 Mafian is forced to be on the Suspect List now. You're not on there.

[Fishy]

There's 1 Mafian left. That 1 Mafian is forced to be on the Suspect List now. You're not on there.

I hope you die next.

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

I hope you die next.

 

I can just protect myself for the rest of the game.