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VivaLebowski

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  1. Building 5 Mobile Artillary and recruiting 2000 infantry.
  2. Speaking as someone whos rather anti-authoritarian with things like that...thats actually a pretty good idea. Just make it as soon as they stop being a Grunt Minor, take them to a big page which says basically what this thread says, then another page which says you now have the ability to post threads, and bingo. Also, with regards to the OP, this advice is good for anyone saying anything in life. Make sure you have the facts on your side. Unless you know the person your arguing with is a dumbass. Then, you can likely pass off all sorts of assumptions as clear cut facts and they won't catch you on them...talking from experience here!
  3. Finished Recruiting from yesterday. Recruiting 5 Mobile Artillary and 2000 Infantry.
  4. Directors Campaign slogan: Bacon, for America's future. Drizzys: Believe in Hope for Change. "Governor Drizzy, how do you respond to Senator Directors accusation that you flip flopped?" Director: "The Senator is my close and personal friend, but I feel he was taking my quotes out of context. I only said I would feed them to poor people, and only if they were very hungry." Drizzy: "Well, with all due respect governor, that is just factually incorrect. I have a report here from the Think Tank, Progressive innovations for Solutions (PIS) , which says that you did indeed claim that cannibalism was okay as long as we left it up to the states." Director: "See that everyone? Senator Drizzy, you have repeatedly claimed not to have a bias, yet you are citing a think tank which has been given a 5 crazy nut rating by the Media Solutions for America association. The Senator only says these things beacuse he has been repeatedly playing to his left wing base and beating the socialist mantra." Drizzy: "The governor has been living in his harvard educated lah-lah land for the last 3 years, americans have been suffering. Oh, he likes Bacon all right, but has he given any to the poor and suffering?" Director: "Shut your F****** mouth!" "Wait...governor did you just..." *Telivision cuts off* CNN: We would like to apologize for the incident tonight. Safe to say we will not be hosting any more 343 community forum debates and will keep it to actual politics from now on. "Sir, how do you respond to accusations that actual politics is at least 3.57 times dumber than the forum debate?" CNN: "Shut your F****** mouth!"
  5. I can see that but it didnt seem clarified in game.
  6. Saturdays are Weasel stomping days. And there's free Spaghetti every Wednesday at 6. Dont be a racist, except against australians. No one cares if you abuse those. Welcome to the forums.
  7. "The hottest part of hell is reserved for thos who remain neutral in times of morale crises"

  8. That makes perfect sense good sir. Halo 3 "Oh a grenade! We got knocked off our path!" Halo Reach "Oh a grenade! We got knocked over to...wait, where da **** are we?
  9. Recruiting 2000 Infantry and building 5 Mobile Artillery. Current Delaware Unit Totals: -2 Minefields deployed to cover all naval access. -10,000 Infantry -4,000 Paratroopers -6 Coastal Defense Batteries -6 Guided Missile AA Batteries -1 B-2 Stealth Bomber -2 B-52 Bombers -2 AC-130 -2 C-130 Transports -2 Warthog Ground attack planes -12 F-22 Raptors. -35 Abrams MBT's -10 F-18's -15 Mobile AA
  10. This is yet another attempt by the forum elites to apply a top down federal model when what we really need are bottoms up solutions by the people! You know, the people? Government by the people, for the people. ITZ IN TEH CONSTITUTIONS! ... But seriously. I will express no opinion. I am tired of politics
  11. Snipers should not be able to kill tanks, except maybe with an agonizingly perfect shot to a critical point. The balanace of Vehicle killers and Vehicles felt balaned in Halo 3...whereas in Reach, it fluctuates horribly between OP Banshee's and Scorpions and DMR beat downs of every vehicle on the map.
  12. I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1 (google that if you don't know)
  13. Thats if you live past the age of five, survive the Bubonic plague, avoid the Inquisition, dodge the Turkish army thats invading, ignore the smell of dung, not be a woman, and gain respect from the local absolute monarch before he chops ya head off. Other than that? Good times, good times. Wish I was there.
  14. That wasn't a novel, that was my morning routine. Welcome to the forums.
  15. For abunch of years I would keep trying (and failing) to get into MMO's. IDK I can never handle them, they always get boring. The latest one was EVE online.
  16. I lol'ed at this post. It would have been funnier if you said "But I never boost and you shouldnt either!" at the end.
  17. Its bungie talk for big explosions. Everything can use more cowbell. And once it has it, it needs more. Imma justa trollina all ova da place.
  18. It seems appropriate that the flood likes to spam.
  19. Not a chance in hell Activision prepped this game and this announcement without thinking of that.
  20. Angry that the mans keeping me down.

  21. Ahh but you see thats the ironic thing...its set 500 years in the future and they are using gas operated, pump action shotguns to kill enemies that have plasma weaponry with more recoil than a World War Two Submachine gun.
  22. Just remember to duck and cover once the bullets start flying. And welcome to the forums.
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