Auramyst Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a religious woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter #1: "Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy" Leroy knew that wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year so he tore up the letter and started over. Letter #2: "Dear God, I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Leroy" Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So he wrote a third letter. Letter #3: God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Leroy" Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked as Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner", Leroy's mother told him. Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Leroy went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write yet another letter to God. Letter #4: "God, I've got your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike! Signed, YOU KNOW WHO" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAMAZING T4CO Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIREN4 Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 God might send a letter to YOU saying he doesn't like your story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuko 'Zarhamee Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorB77 Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 I'm sorry. This was all I was thinking the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpWithAGun Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 This is a funny story. I like it very much hahaha. LOL Doctor this is exactly what I was thinking aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4sT3r Ch13f S117 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Funny story. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iиversiσn Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Great Story, it made me laugh quite hard. My mom came into the room and asked me if I was okay . Great creativity Auramyst. -MaGIIXz EDIT: Not to dampen the mood or anything but I found you taking credit for this thread, when later I found it browsing around on a website. Not sure if it should be closed or not, but I do really dislike people taking credit for something they have not done. This is the website that I had first seen it on. This is the picture of the conversation in the shoutbox. I really do hope you can explain this, as I like you bringing a fun atmosphere to the forum and community in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auramyst Posted April 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Great Story, it made me laugh quite hard. My mom came into the room and asked me if I was okay . Great creativity Auramyst. -MaGIIXz EDIT: Not to dampen the mood or anything but I found you taking credit for this thread, when later I found it browsing around on a website. Not sure if it should be closed or not, but I do really dislike people taking credit for something they have not done. This is the website that I had first seen it on. This is the picture of the conversation in the shoutbox. I really do hope you can explain this, as I like you bringing a fun atmosphere to the forum and community in general. Great Story, it made me laugh quite hard. My mom came into the room and asked me if I was okay . Great creativity Auramyst. -MaGIIXz EDIT: Not to dampen the mood or anything but I found you taking credit for this thread, when later I found it browsing around on a website. Not sure if it should be closed or not, but I do really dislike people taking credit for something they have not done. This is the website that I had first seen it on. This is the picture of the conversation in the shoutbox. I really do hope you can explain this, as I like you bringing a fun atmosphere to the forum and community in general. Dude I'm just posting it so people can enjoy it...not taking credit LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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