Eisenhower

Granted. Now everyone sits inside and do nothing but listen to bad music from 1999. Happy? I wish to learn french, travel back in time and speak witn Napolean Bonaparte .

Banned for thinking Caboose is all mighty. How do you know some hobo on the street isn't the real all mighty being?

Granted. You are made a moderator that can't do anything but have a flashy blue name. I wish for an P-40 Warhawk.

Everyone, DEMAND this resurrection! If we succeed there will many cookies. (>'-')> @

Granted. You are now immortal but feel pain still. I wish for a steak sandwhich.

Granted. So it rips all your limbs off before tearing your head in two and eating your brain. Also it tore your spine out of your mouth. I wish North American cops weren't so racist.

Banned because for treason on the account that you're speaking with a traitor.

I hate people who whine when the enemy gets scarabs. If it's a private match tis their fault as they laid no rule down saying "No Scarabs" and if it's a Matchmaking match they just outright suck and need to learn that as a covie getting Scarabs is inevetable.

Granted. So he takes part in the pain olympics. I wish for a Tiger tank. (Or a Panzerkampfwagen Mark VI, if you wanna get technical.)

Name: Joseph A. Welders Occupation: UNSC Marine (Radio Operator) Armour: Standard UNSC Marine armor, but with a slight plasma burn on the left kneepad. Facial features: Brown hair with Hazel eyes. Also a few small cuts and scrapes. Equipment/Weapons: Backpack with a semi-operable condition radio kit and a few left over rations. A Shotgun (Only a few shells spare) and a Magnum. Plus one UNSC Frag grenade. Backstory/History: Being fascinated by communication technology as he grew up, Joseph enlisted in the marine corps age 22. He has seen battles waged on Harvest and taken part in the civillian evacuation effort on Arcadia. A noteworthy action on Arcadia earned him a Purple Heart and a promotion to Corporal. The action of bravery he achieved was where a Zealot was slaughtering civillians, so the Marine charge it. He pumped at least three AR Magazines into it, and as he did so the marine got his left knee scathed by the sword. Is everything alright here?

Top 10 World War II Tanks: 1: King Tiger 2: KV-1 3: Tiger I 4: Panzer IV 5: M4 Sherman 6: T-34 7: Crusader 8: Matilda 9: Panzer III 10: Char B1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanks_in_World_War_II ^Look at this if you want to know what some of these are^

Is Rise of the Spartans Halo related? If so, Archangel. Because epic war speeches and a dramatic death. If not, Linda 058. She's so cool! Who else can you name that has shot a sniper rifle at brutes whilst hanging upside down by a rope?

Greyhound - Swedish House Mafia. Get Lucky - Daft Punk Numerous Polish electronica tracks. Yup. I like music.

Grunt versions of PETA? GROaS? Grunt Rights Organization and Stuff?

Banned because you're human so you created a self paradox where you say humans lie yet you're human yourself so really you're saying that you are a liar. You liar. No cookies for you! (>'-')> Nope.exe You get a useless computer program instead.

[This is a fictional story on what if the Axis invaded Britain and the battle of Britain was a success by the Luftwaffe] I awoke to the sound of German artillery, it felt as if the ground was shaking around me with the sound of our British artillery and the Germans bombarding us. It was an insane experience. This was it, the Germans were here, at Dover. I grabbed my Lee Enfield rifle and swung into action. Almost immediately we saw Axis landing craft and bombers going full steam ahead towards us. I heard the loud buzzing type of noise that came out of a Stukah dive bomber. I proceeded to look to the left of me and saw a bomb drop directly upon the turret of a Matilda heavy tank. There were no survivors. Then German infantry started suppressing me with their MG-42s and 34s, after that a Captain ran to me and said "What's your name soldier?!" in a rather demanding voice to me. I replied "Private James Asher, sir!" After that he was shot directly through the head by a German rifle, the K98k, I believe it was called. There were heavy losses, we had to fall back, that was the start of the end, the Axis had captured Dover, World War 2 could be won or lost in the following days, weeks or even months. ....To be continued....

When you get train mass marines, getting every upgrade, until then you realize you're Anders and attempt to quickly get Hawks before the enemy attacks.

I chose Kig-Yar because I'm really scrawny. Also because birds with energy pizza shield. Anyone want buzzard for dinner?

Yeah... I think they enjoyed the taste. Also, BUUUUUUUUURN! Yeah, I like fire. And the flamethrower.

Granted, but then the Republican party resurrects Ronald Reagen who then proceeds to be re-elected as president, becoming the only one to ever serve a third term, then he deems you a threat to the free world (almost as bad as the USSR, in fact.) and sends the entire US Army after you. And THEN you are pumped full of 7.62mm NATO standard ammunition. I wish that a dig ejaculated on Rupert Murdock's face.

Banned for thinking of someone you knew. (PS Is it Church?)

Awww.... BaconShelf.... Y Yoo Doo diss? I fan! I fan! ): Don't tell me I was the hurtful commenter... I feel sad now if I was...

Granted. But your mind explodes at even the slightest sight of max graphics SC2. I wish Republicans and American politics weren't so dumb.

Granted. Then your PC blows up. I wish religion never existed.