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  1. that means yours is pretty new. but see the other post in the Xbox 360 thread by the director, he has some tips for how to keep your Xbox RRoD and RDoD free!
  2. Actually probably not. The Spartan augmentation process had an unanticipated side effect of a decreased sex drive.
  3. I'm homeschooled, AND i'm already on SUMMER BREAK!!!
  4. One night i was lying in my bed, and I looked up at all the stars and skys...and I thought...where the hell is my ceiling...

  5. One night i was lying in my bed, and I looked up at all the stars and skys...and I thought...where the hell is my ceiling?

  6. I was told that when the ME3 reapers tried to kill SJ, but when he was finished with them, they became his PERSONAL SLAVES. I also heard that when Spectral Jester looks at the sky, he can count all the stars (including the ones that are on the other side of the planet)!!!
  7. then vote in the poll!
  8. One day when I was about 13 or so I was cleaning out our pool when I saw a HUGE black widow spider floating belly-up. I fished it out and put it in a clear plastic cup to show my mom, when EEEEEEKK!!! IT SUDDENLY REVIVED AND CRAWLED UP ME ARM!!! I suddenly became a poster child for the crazy dance, and managed to shake it off and POUND IT TO DEATH with my size 13 skateboard shoes without being bitten. And then i was all like; *WHEW*!!! Another time i was playing Halo Reach on the new super slayer playlist and i ran into an INHERITOR. As luck would have it, he was on the OPPOSITE team. Two of my team bailed out INSTANTLY. I was stuck with a corporal on my team (at the time i was a Lt. Colonel) up against TWO COMMANDERS, A COLONEL, AND THE INHERITOR!!! I won . Not a CLUE how it happened, but we played the map Zealot, and with a pistol, energy sword, a needler, and AWESOMENESS, I WON! -Church
  9. The largest FPS controversy is found between Modern Warfare 3 (MW3) and Battlefield 3 (BF3). But which really is better? Is it the destructible maps and sheer graphics awesomeness that puts BF3 ahead, or does MW3's superb campaign approach and ranking style win the tournament? Sniping? Game modes? Vote in the poll, and post pros and cons for either game in the thread. MW3 or BF3? You pick. -Church
  10. Master Chief PWNS.

  11. Excellent thread Director, one note I must make though: you said not to clean your Xbox with any manner of fluids; but using a q-tip with a SMALL amount of white vinegar on it is helpful for cleaning out your ports (i.e. USB, AV, HDMI, etc.). -Church
  12. yes it "works" but if you do it to your 360 more than 3 times it is likely to fry it. on the website i posted there is a link to how to PROPERLY overheat your xbox 360.
  13. well I can sound like master chief! EVERYONE who has heard my imitation thinks its AWESOME! and my voice can be a low growl or anything you want (within reason), really!
  14. ooh...ouch. NOT smart.
  15. decent comp...could run skyrim on max settings at about 40-50 fps...so pretty good.
  16. WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME!!! hope you enjoy the forum!!
  17. :thumbdown: no backwards compatability = STOOpid
  18. whatabout ghost? and i can voice act...i'm a LOW bass. can pull off a decent Master Chief voice occasionally.
  19. CABOOSE!!! NOOOO!!!

    1. Azaxx
    2. Church

      Church

      he died, so i killed wyoming.

  20. hey director. that's what i do in my spare time!! i've fixed at least 50 xboxes with RRoD, and have only failed twice! i also fix hard drives, system errors, and other things.
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