LOL you sir, just got your like
3 girls decide they want to go skydiving. A blonde, ginger, and brunette. Once they're up, the ginger jumps, and she opens her parachute and glides down normally. The blonde then jumps, opens her parachute, and floats safely as well. When the brunette jumps, her parachute fails. When she falls past the floating blonde, the blonde says "Oh! I never knew we were racing!", and takes off her parachute.