VinWarrior Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 So I love Mudkips Suck's little story series The Sniper of 343i.org, and I have decided to put a twist on that. To gear up for Valentine's day, I'm giving a special gift to those lonely people. In short little mini-chapters, I pair up two forum members and put them on a date with each other, to see simply, their hilarious reactions. If you wish specifically to not be used, I will keep you out, or edit you out if you're in this post by any chance. Pairing 1: Bnus and Azaxx Azaxx walks through the outdoor cafe's small barred gate, it is an incredibly sunny day and not many members are in the cafe, Azaxx is wearing his Community Moderator dark blue overcoat and slate pants, a shiny midnight coloured pair of shades, and glossy black shoes, each adorned with a golden buckle, his hand adorned with it's own gold ring, with the words "Shoutbox King" engraved into it. He notices Bnus sitting by the corner table, with a cerulean leather shirt and ripped navy jeans. With this, he looks down and sighs deeply, looking up and biting his teeth hard against each other, he walks toward the table without saying a word, and sits adjacent to Bnus, looking the other way, Bnus speaks first, simply muttering Azaxx's name. Azaxx turns, looking Bnus straight in the eyes through his shades. He cleanly states to Bnus "I feel like incinerating myself." Bnus as well turns and sighs saying, "Look maybe you should leave... Dad." This action causes Azaxx to grit his teeth harder, as he opens his mouth to show them, two of his front teeth sharp and accented with black as a mark of all those he has banned. His skin turns somewhat fiery red, as he looks down and takes a second to cool off. He states, "I'm not speaking to you." to which Bnus quickly replies with, "Fine! You know, you need to take anger management buddy." This starts a loud and displeasing slue of words, which goes on for about two minutes. The cafe then turns completely silent as the two simply stop arguing. Bnus soon breaks the incredibly awkward silence muttering in a low voice, "Much quiet, such argument, wow." Which immediately prompts Azaxx to slam his fists into the table, infuriated. Azaxx stares at Bnus, towering above him with red hot eyes and pale white skin, as Bnus is welled up with laughter, not even looking at Azaxx, he simply cackles until he falls off his chair, still laughing. He quiets down, as does Azaxx, when in storms another member of the forums. His verdant light green sweater pairs well with his brown cargo pants, his shoes a fine green with an image of a... A griffin emblazoned in gold on them. It is the Art Department's own Gryffin, a look of fury on his face, as he begins yelling, "AZAXX! You said you were just going to do Moderator Business with RedStar!" to which prompts Azaxx to put his hands on his face and mutter, "Oh no." but Gryffin continues yelling saying, "Why did you lie to me Azaxx?! You didn't tell me you were going to see this filthy piece of bread!" which offends Bnus, making him jump up and yell, "Hey!" Azaxx, still with his hands on his face, and Bnus and Gryffin both arguing with Azaxx and themselves, the story ends. Take bets and guesses on whose next. I've got a certain mammal and a bot lined up for the next spot. And happy Valentine's Day! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I actually want to be part of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaulting♥Frog Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I am game, just so long as it doesn't get too creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I have read this a few times now.I do not understand what the hell I was doing. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Orbis Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I wanna be in it! :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) Bring it on !!!!!!!! I will make it the best valentines date ever ! ( I want to be part of it just for a LOL ) Edited February 14, 2014 by Ranger447 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Make it more romantic. Crank it up to a love story deeper than the movies "Titanic" and "The Vow" and "The Proposal"... Make us cringe. Add more Bromance! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 His verdant light green sweater pairs well with his brown cargo pants, his shoes a fine green with an image of a... A griffin emblazoned in gold on them. It is the Art Department's own Gryffin, a look of fury on his face, as he begins yelling, "AZAXX! You said you were just going to do Moderator Business with RedStar!" to which prompts Azaxx to put his hands on his face and mutter, "Oh no." but Gryffin continues yelling saying, "Why did you lie to me Azaxx?! You didn't tell me you were going to see this filthy piece of bread!" which offends Bnus, making him jump up and yell, "Hey!" Azaxx, still with his hands on his face, and Bnus and Gryffin both arguing with Azaxx and themselves, the story ends. All of my wut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Hmmm.... Fun concept. I won't be participating though. I also see quite a few ways to have improved your writing, but I won't analyse it unless asked specifically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinreaper Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I guess Im down for this. Should be interesting... I guess Im down for this. Should be interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckoningZebra1 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I wanna see 343i bot make an appearance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sιlεƞτ Aʟρнα Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I kinda wanna be in it... Just for fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sadly Just AL Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Hmhm, I like the basis of it. Might turn out quite ... Eventful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Intel Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Happy Valentines Day to all of you. Nice story Edward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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