Twinreaper Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Your cat now magically does not sit a box next your pc. But now the cat sits on top of your pc. Then while putting in the newest volume of Juggies on Dvd your aunt bought you, the cats tail wagged and got caught in the dvd drive while.closing. The cat yelps and claws the power cord. This triggers an electrical fire in the wall. Everything in the house burns. The only remaining object left from the fire is ironically the box your cat used to sit in. I wish kids didn't ruin every nice car you buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Wish granted but then Sgt. Johnson destroys your car with a Spartan Laser. I wish I was as epic as Master Chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Wish granted, you so epic that epic isn't even a good enough word to describe it, but since you are not a genetically altered super soldier and your body wasn't meant to handle all of that epicness... you spontaneously combust on your poor old grandma at Christmas dinner. I wish to have an unlimited supply of BACON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Wish granted, you so epic that epic isn't even a good enough word to describe it, but since you are not a genetically altered super soldier and your body wasn't meant to handle all of that epicness... you spontaneously combust on your poor old grandma at Christmas dinner. I wish to have an unlimited supply of BACON! Wish granted, but it keeps comingand coming and sson you drown in the grease of 12,000 tons of bacon. I wish I could somehow time travel into 2529 and get into the Spartan-II program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlow Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 wish granted. but in the trials of becoming a spartan you did not pass the tests and were kill in combat. i wish i could go to the far reaches of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Wish granted, you built a spaceship that will take you to the far reaches of the universe but you are 99 by the time you finish it. So you blast off and are almost to the farthest reach of all reaches, but you suddenly you have a heart attack and die leaving your body deep in space never to be discovered. I wish I could see the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4sT3r Ch13f S117 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 The Future will turn bad and when you look down you see your dead body. I wish I had Halo 4 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchy Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 You get halo 4 but onlt to find that the disc doesnt work I wish had 1 million dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 A man walk sup and begins saying "Dollar" 1 million times. I wish I was Bill gates for just 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 He would talk to you for an hour, but only talks about how great he is. I wish I had unlimited Xbox LIVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biggles Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 You would get addicted to your xbox, and never see the outside world. I wish i was an MLG pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerribleTimbo Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 MLG then drops the game you went pro following the event. I wish I had a superpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 MLG then drops the game you went pro following the event. I wish I had a superpower. Your superpower is to be able to take diseases from people by dragging them into your own body, and you can't control it and are taken advantage of by the government. I wish I could control everything, even my own life span. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4sT3r Ch13f S117 Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 Everything would blow up. I wish I had all upcoming Halo games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SangMan Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 The epicness of the next 343 halo games will make your brain dissolve. I wish I never posted on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4sT3r Ch13f S117 Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 You know will post on this 20 times. I wish I got to meet Master Chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuko 'Zarhamee Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 You know will post on this 20 times. I wish I got to meet Master Chief. You meet him, but before he can say anything the Flood attacks Earth and kills everyone. I wish that I was a Spartan II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStarRocket91 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 You get to be one of the ones who was crippled for life. I wish I was less talkative in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biggles Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 but then everyone would think you were depressed and would not want to talk to you anyway. I wish Games were Real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auramyst Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 But then the characters from the games would turn on you and you only. I wish I was an Inheritor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4sT3r Ch13f S117 Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Your account then gets hacked and you need to find a new profile. I wish I meet the Arbiter from Halo 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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