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Delpen9

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  1. The boltshot was nerfed to no avail. 343 should've mustered some ingenuity from their hard-hats and made a more creative weapon to the extent of a needler. Either the boltshot or scattershot should be removed to add more game-play diversity, with the remaining weapon being made strictly pick-up or ordnance.
  2. I think I'm either misunderstanding, misinterpreting, misconstruing, or mis-*insert anything meaning to not understand* what you're saying. How is the Halo: Reach's main menu simple? even if his is cluttered. The way you say this is like Halo: Reach has a simple main menu, even though it doesn't. Halo 3: ODST had an uncomplicated main menu on both discs, and in terms of details each preceding halo was much more so.
  3. This reminds me of inclement weather from halo reach, though it really isn't much of the same. Halo Reach has extended its DLC period, therefor you may wish to salvage this idea for the halo 5 thread. If you post this in 'Halo 5' I'm sure you'll have more community input.
  4. You should include me in more local sightings allowing my presence to progressively develop into an urban legend. Then if your city builds a movie theater, you can base a movie off of my urban legend. You can even give additional details about it being a box-office hit and highest grossing cult horror in movie history.
  5. ~~ Graves of the Gone Ones Flurries of letters scour the graves of the deceased welcoming their ascension. The paper clings to the ground not complaisant to the wind's desire to whisk them away. They are walled off by the assortment of shrubs, grave stones, and mounds; with some letters fixed into the dirt, like a knife stabbed into someone's thorax. Tremors sift the ground, tombstones crack, and lumps protrude from the coarse soil. Skeletons arise from their graves, leaking embalming fluids. "That was terrible! I had to watch the embalmer snip my vein open and fill me up with gross liquids." "EEEEEW there was a worm in the ground with me. It went through my body... like several times." *shivers* "If Fishy was here he would have gladly wanted that worm. Fish like worms after all." -another spoke. "Yeah, but he was flushed down the toilet. His letter is probably soaked right now, considering that the sewage system leads to the reservoir." *Starts to laugh* "I don't remember what he looked like, but if he was goldfish he certainly isn't anymore; yep, he'll be a sewer fishy... a dirty fish bone... what a sucker." "You're terrible at jokes. Just stop.. stop now." - Retorted Ruby Rose. "Sad face." "Will you scum just pick up your letters already? That's the whole reason we left our relaxing graves isn't it? Come on, stop being stupid." "Umm... Excuse me? That was anything but comfortable. There was a 'worm' in there with me. He was tickling my rib bones, and it was really weird. I feel violated." "YOU REALLY ARE THE ORNERY ONES AREN'T YOU? I BET YOU'RE A LITTLE PEEVED AFTER DYING... AND GETTING EMBALMED... AND BURIED. COURTESY OF ME NONE-THE-LESS. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS DESERVED A PROPER BURIAL." *Troll face* - Proudly exclaimed Delpen9 with a titillating smile. "You monster! There was a worm in there!" "Shutup you mongrel!" -Delpen9 countered. Delpen9: "I'm here because I accidentally replaced your invitations with my sister's birthday cards. Quite a coincidence actually. *lol* I'm giving her 8 presents so I made her 8 cards. Got a problem?" "You're weird."- retorted Ruby Rose. (Ruby rose you retort too much) "So I've been told. While I'm here I'll go on and give you guys the news. I'm holding a commemoration of your deaths. Exciting right?" "Oh cool!" "I'm in..." "Why are you commemorating our deaths???"-Retorted Ruby Rose. "You're getting on my nerves. I'll flush you down the toilet if you continue your charade of incompetence, just like what happened to Fishy. Ruby, breathe with me. Ten times." *Both Ruby and Delpen9 inhaled and exhaled 4 times. After that, Delpen9 just punched him.* "Alright, well I'll be off. The commemoration starts whenever I'm ready sooooo... just play cards or something in the mean-time."- *With that Delpen9 zips on 4 coats, slaps on a penguin beak, and wears a pair of sun-glasses. He jumps on the nearest glacier and floats his way to Antarctica.* "Hey, Delpen forgot his sister's birthday cards." *They all look inside the birthday cards... and they don't like what they see.*
  6. Why do you want me dead, pathetic slime? Just taking my personality into perspective, I'm prone to over-doing everything. If I'm a civilian I pretend to be the moderator, and either way I'll be as active as possible. The real moderator has stayed hidden this entire time, and all I was doing was helping him. I'm telling you this now because there is no way you'll kill the moderator.
  7. It's just so funny that everyone still thinks I'm the moderator. I never was... XDDD
  8. I saw you in the zoo today. Went to the Or'yang'otang section of the zoo.

  9. Why does it matter if I vote right now? Bnus is the mafia. The other mafia are just... there.
  10. It isn't the mafia's plan. It is Bun's plan. Get it right!
  11. My last post or Installation 07. This is a hard one.
  12. The 30,000 were sentinels and they were on sentinel devastators. The 7 are the submissive brilliance dudes.
  13. Are you dizzy drizzy?

    1. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      Well are you Dan?

    2. Drizzy_Dan

      Drizzy_Dan

      Nope, I'm just Drizzy. Which I just found out recently could involve dizziness but like I said: nope!

  14. I'm not going to pick favorites, but Bnus is my favorite 343i member. ;) to die...

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    2. Sadly Just AL

      Sadly Just AL

      Daw, it's cute that this is being taken seriously.

      :P

    3. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      I'll mount your head on a wooden staake!!

    4. Minuette

      Minuette

      Stop right there, criminal scum!

  15. I hope you die in hell!... so youll go in hell #2 and I wont have to see you.
  16. voting again. dont get mad. ~prometheans?
  17. I still threw a 600 pound fish. That's quite an accomplishment.
  18. So the moral of the story is that I am strong enough to throw a 600 pound fish.
  19. Here's a riddle: 1. 21 years before Reach. 2. Buildings perish. 3. Cut off the four inner legs of a spider. 4. Color me purple 5. I like it. What is it?

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    2. Cooliest

      Cooliest

      @The Dumb Marine what- I said no such thing.

    3. Mothy

      Mothy

      It sounds like a Giraffe, but I could be wrong

    4. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      Cooliest you don't get to delete your comments! What's wrong with you!

  20. I still live in the bowels of the numbers 7, thank you very much. That's how the letter 2 came about. If you flip 2 vertically and horizontally you'll get 7 with a big belly. -and I still get to vote, fish Edit: Since 2 + 2 = fish, you must be full. Having a fun time being constipated with me? lol
  21. Ledgend, I dont want you making anymore riddles.
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