~~ Graves of the Gone Ones
Flurries of letters scour the graves of the deceased welcoming their ascension.
The paper clings to the ground not complaisant to the wind's desire to whisk them away.
They are walled off by the assortment of shrubs, grave stones, and mounds; with some letters fixed into the dirt, like a knife stabbed into someone's thorax.
Tremors sift the ground, tombstones crack, and lumps protrude from the coarse soil.
Skeletons arise from their graves, leaking embalming fluids.
"That was terrible! I had to watch the embalmer snip my vein open and fill me up with gross liquids."
"EEEEEW there was a worm in the ground with me. It went through my body... like several times." *shivers*
"If Fishy was here he would have gladly wanted that worm. Fish like worms after all." -another spoke.
"Yeah, but he was flushed down the toilet. His letter is probably soaked right now, considering that the sewage system leads to the reservoir." *Starts to laugh*
"I don't remember what he looked like, but if he was goldfish he certainly isn't anymore; yep, he'll be a sewer fishy... a dirty fish bone... what a sucker."
"You're terrible at jokes. Just stop.. stop now." - Retorted Ruby Rose.
"Sad face."
"Will you scum just pick up your letters already? That's the whole reason we left our relaxing graves isn't it? Come on, stop being stupid."
"Umm... Excuse me? That was anything but comfortable. There was a 'worm' in there with me. He was tickling my rib bones, and it was really weird. I feel violated."
"YOU REALLY ARE THE ORNERY ONES AREN'T YOU? I BET YOU'RE A LITTLE PEEVED AFTER DYING... AND GETTING EMBALMED... AND BURIED. COURTESY OF ME NONE-THE-LESS. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS DESERVED A PROPER BURIAL." *Troll face* - Proudly exclaimed Delpen9 with a titillating smile.
"You monster! There was a worm in there!"
"Shutup you mongrel!" -Delpen9 countered.
Delpen9: "I'm here because I accidentally replaced your invitations with my sister's birthday cards. Quite a coincidence actually. *lol* I'm giving her 8 presents so I made her 8 cards. Got a problem?"
"You're weird."- retorted Ruby Rose.
(Ruby rose you retort too much)
"So I've been told. While I'm here I'll go on and give you guys the news. I'm holding a commemoration of your deaths. Exciting right?"
"Oh cool!"
"I'm in..."
"Why are you commemorating our deaths???"-Retorted Ruby Rose.
"You're getting on my nerves. I'll flush you down the toilet if you continue your charade of incompetence, just like what happened to Fishy. Ruby, breathe with me. Ten times."
*Both Ruby and Delpen9 inhaled and exhaled 4 times. After that, Delpen9 just punched him.*
"Alright, well I'll be off. The commemoration starts whenever I'm ready sooooo... just play cards or something in the mean-time."- *With that Delpen9 zips on 4 coats, slaps on a penguin beak, and wears a pair of sun-glasses. He jumps on the nearest glacier and floats his way to Antarctica.*
"Hey, Delpen forgot his sister's birthday cards."
*They all look inside the birthday cards... and they don't like what they see.*