The Director

The awkward moment when you get spawn crushed by a tank in invasion...

Blackjack. I'm good at poker, but I love blackjack. WYR get an epic triple snipe, or an overkill with a rocket?

Superman. WYR eat a person cooked or raw?

Rock WYR dance with one leg, or do pushups with one arm? No prosthetic.

You'll get there eventually

Wow YOU have a dirty mind... shame = urine bro... Why? What did you THINK it was?

Not unless it's at 3k or 5k posts lol Spectral Jester has the most posts at 2200 or so, and he has only the awards mentioned.

I had a dream and I went back in time and everything that I did caused the stuff that I was trying to prevent...

The sword isn't overpowered. It works the way it's supposed to. That's like saying that the Rocket Launcher is over powered because it's not as easy to dodge it anymore. Or like saying the plasma grenade is overpowered because it sticks to you instead of bouncing off like a frag. Or like saying the grav hammer is over powered because it has an area of effect. The sword is a power weapon, and there is only one on most maps. And where there is a sword, there is a shotgun, so it's not like the sword is unstoppable. You can five shot a swordsprinter with a DMR pretty easily if you are any good. The sword is supposed to be a weapon that kills it's target. It's been like that in every other halo game it's been in, and it hasn't changed that much. The only addition that might be problematic is evade and sprint, but guess what? People can only evade twice, and sprint only lasts ten seconds. It's not hard to run away from the guy with the sword. Especially since most people use Jet-pack these days. When I grab a sword, I want to be able to kill people with it. It's like with Halo 3, when everyone had a sword at the same time, except you don't need to have one to block it. It's annoying and makes the sword almost useless, making the shotgun a whole lot more powerful than the sword instead of maintaining a balance between the two CQC weapons.

Dang it. You discovered my deepest, darkest secret! My name IS Godzilla D: TPAM is a very nice guy TPBM doesn't know what cytoplasm is.

The awkward moment when Jun betrays you with a sniper shot to the head.

The awkward moment when you assassinate someone and get betrayed by your teammate trying to yoink...

D: I'm not creepy! Perverted though... Can't deny that... >.>

You are unbanned bro.

I can listen to anything except country. I especially enjoy rock, metal, classical, and dubstep. I almost inseminate myself when I hear them mixed together.

I want to be a God. Plain and simple.

The awkward moment when someone tries to assassinate you off the spire and lands right in front of you instead...

I also like to assassinate people on Halo Reach

Updated to include Twam's Pizza award. Which I now have.

In my own opinion, the scoreboard COULD use a bit of work, but at the same time it's not a very important aspect of the game. There are many other things that are more important to actual gameplay that need to be addressed (especially those rocks in hemorrhage that seem to hate ghosts...)

It's unlikely that the covenant will return, however the Sangheili might be involved (on our side). I would like dual needlers too But only if they nerf it just a little.

Also, Halo Glasslands seems to be a prequel to Halo 4! I recommend reading it before Halo 4 comes out so you will be up to date on the story so far.

Facebook. A 120 character limit is ridiculous for my rants... WYR be a zucchini or a cucumber?

Bless me father for I have sinned, I made one of my teammates quite out because he was not smart enough to realize that walking in the middle of a bunch of enemies is a death trap, so I started using him as a suicide bomber with my plasma grenades... I didn't get a single betrayal, but managed to get two triples and one double by the time that he Q.Quit.

I think you are seeing things...