The Director

Maybe. Spongebob Squarepants.

Not at all. Being right for the job doesn't mean that you will automatically win in a democracy.

To use a statement or claim as a fact without any evidence to support it other than the statement or claim itself. Like saying "I think this soup is nasty because it's gross." The word gross does not explain why the soup is nasty, and pretty much means the same thing as nasty in this case. The proof of the statement is merely a restatement of the premise, so whoever would have said this would have "begged the question".

Don't you straw man the issue good sir. I said that I voted for myself because I'm confident that I'm the best for the job. Not because I'm confident that I am going to win. Voting for someone else out of "confidence" isn't confidence at all. It's arrogance.

Selfish? No good sir, you have it wrong. Confident. That's the word for it. I voted for myself because I firmly believe that I'm the best candidate for president. If I had voted for someone else I would have been letting down all of those who have supported me so far. I would have been saying, "Sorry guys, but turns out I'm not cut out for the job." But guess what? I AM cut out for the job. And everyone knows it too. Here's what Mr. DirectBiggles says about me: Here's what Bullet Storm has said about me: ZB-85 says that I'm in his top five of all time favorite members of the forum! Spectral Jester has this to say about me: And lastly this is what Vitamin PWN has to say about me: All of those are direct quotes. None of it is fabricated, like your story about me being selfish and a peeping Tom.

Let the crooked man tell his lies to boost his friends votes. The People of this forum know quality, and they know that when it comes to quality and virtue, The Director is the finest in both. That is why they vote for me. Not because I am their favorite, or because I slander the opposition with pointless and hurtful lies, but because they feel that I am the best choice for president of this forum. So let the crooked man tell his lies. It will not gain him friends, only enemies.

Yeah, I wouldn't spy on a married woman whilst she was in the shower. Especially since I am dating a woman I plan on marrying. Don't appreciate the heinously slandering false accusation sir.

A very long math problem! lol Jk, it's 22861440000000. We already have! Yay us! His name is Onkampip and he is 392 years old. He lives on a mountain in Tibet. People go up to talk to him every once in a while to seek wisdom. I am one of his disciples, trained from a very early age to one day replace him. Until that day comes, however, I have been asked to do what he does, but elsewhere from where he does to perhaps ease his burden (and also lessen his contact with people, he hates people).

Did you know that there are "yo mama" jokes based off of Halo? For instance, yo mama so fat that Installation 06 is her wedding ring.

Wouldn't be any point in making it TU lol No shields for bleedthrough, 1.5 health, etc. ZB on the other hand would be bloody amazing.

Double post for a bump lol Did you know that the "Ask The Director" thread has more replies than any other pinned thread in the General Discussion forum?

Lol Vitamin PWN dropped out of the race to help my campaign, remember? xD

These days a credit ban is the result of hitting the daily cap of credits. Don't worry, you'll be unbanned tomorrow. (Or in this case, you are already unbanned).

Did you know that in Halo CE (original one) if you highlight the "Edit Gametypes" section in the multiplayer section of the game, you come across an image of Master Chief with text that, seems to be schematics for each of his body parts. If you look closely, some of the text aren't schematics, but text: Text on Head/Gun: "UV Protectant Sun Visor for Protection from Elements". Text on Upper Right Leg: "Sometimes I give myself the creeps, sometimes my mind plays tricks on me" (lyrics from the Green Day song "Basket Case"). Text on Lower Right Leg: "Hydraulic Suspension Thigh Pads with cool Kevlar crap". Text on Left Leg: "Directional Locks MJOLNIR cyborg dealer parts". Text on Arm: "Action/Reload see may flexible joint system". Text on Torso: "All your base are belong to us".

He climbed on a block of ice that has since melted.

Couldn't have said it better myself. lmao

Thank you. Also, an update to Swat included one map. I haven't had a chance to play on this map yet, but hope to soon. However, this doesn't solve the problem of too few maps on Swat. Taking two maps and adding one is akin to taking one step forward and two steps back. While it is the opinion of many that it's a good thing that they took out those two maps, and we certainly don't want them to rush getting maps into Swat, we need more than one new Swat map. There have still been no updates to snipers, which isn't a good thing by any means.

Then factoring in the mass of everything, I would say one. All you need to do is supercompact it. How? Black hole. 1. A novel is a book with a story, a book is a class of written material. A novel is a book, but a book is not always a novel. (answered this before btw).2. Humans didn't evolve from Monkeys or Apes. Humans evolved from something that evolved from something that evolved from something that had two different evolutions. This split then transformed over time into two different species with similar DNA, but very different appearances and intellect. 3. If they break down your door by mistake, then yes. However, if they have a warrant to get you, then them breaking down the door is because you didn't answer it, or because you made them feel as if they had no other choice, so they do not have to pay for it.

Don't really follow Soccer, but the US does pretty well for a country that doesn't really care for the sport. lol Yes well this isn't the General Certificate of Secondary Education lol and the answer "yes, because it is formatted as a question" is valid in every field except for philosophy, who are right arses when it comes to logic. In philosophy, there is no right answer anyway. No, a Mermaid is not a human being. It would be eating a sentient being, however, which is considered immoral. Rtas 'Vadum if you mean the one in Halo 3. Also, had to double post because I had more than the allotted "quote blocks". xD

"old age" is a term that means someone died of cellular decay. The age for everyone is different. In the middle ages, it used to be around 30 or 40. Now it's between 60 and 100. If the person is not considered elderly, then they instead died of "natural causes". The theory that space and time are relative concepts rather than absolute concepts 10x10? 10 feet by 10 feet? 10 miles? 10 lightyears? 10 worlds? The letter m, and glass. Between 6-20 amps. Also, there is no such thing as a standard execution. Every different prison does it differently, every different state has different laws on it. That's not a question, but the answer to the riddle is fleas. The Idaho Vandals. lol Gotta rep the hometown. xD

Says the guy who just left the PC version for the XBL adventure ;D

Hey Azaxx, finished it for you Even added an extra Z for Zazz!

This thread is to keep track of those who participated in the Minecraft Playdate. All you've got to do is participate, then post here that you did. Post it like this Your gamertag: The Server Host you played with: And that's it. You'll get your awards soon after the playdate's conclusion.

They would call more doctors in to remove the doctor and take him to the ER while they continued to work on the patient. Why yes, yes I would. I'd have to say Mike Trout. Or possibly Matt Moore. They've got some good predictions going for them. Depends on the contents of the can. Also, I believe that Sound Intensity is measured in something other than decibels. My answer is "If you can measure it in decibels, then they would receive more than someone at 5 meters and less than someone at 25 meters" due to the massive amount of unknown variables in the question.

Direct quote of the original preface of the 1896 edition of Alice and Wonderland, "Inquiries have been so often addressed to me, as to whether any answer to the Hatter's Riddle can be imagined, that I may as well put on record here what seems to me to be a fairly appropriate answer, viz: 'Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!' This, however, is merely an afterthought; the Riddle, as originally invented, had no answer at all." The reason never is spelled correctly in this preface is because a proofreader caught the "mistake" and corrected it. However, in 1976 Denis Crutch bought the original transcript that was sent to the editors, and publicly noted the misspelling. So yes, he wrote nevar, however in the books it was spelled never due to a proofreader without a sense of humor. The joke is that he put the wrong end in front while saying it was "never" put that way, pointing out that nevar is a misspelling of never and at the same time making a play on some elementary school jargon.