The Director

1. The horse is named Friday.2. Burying live people is illegal. Also survivors* lol 3. A line segment only goes between 2 fixed points, and it can be measured. A line goes on indefinitely, and cannot be measured. That and the word "segment".

There ya go!

Because by the time a child is born they are already technically 9 months old. Double posting is posting twice instead of editing your previous post. It's frowned upon here because some people do it purposefully to boost their post count. To edit your post, click the edit button towards the bottom. This way, you can make one post instead of two

Yes, the questions have to be in the "Ask The Director" thread in the General Discussion forum though.

You should vote for The Director. Here's some propaganda to help sweeten the deal! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-gxPacU7TY&feature=player_embedded Now here are some posters that are pleasing to the eye! Courtesy of Vitamin PWN. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There they are. This coming election, vote for the member with the most posters out of all the candidates. Vote for the member who is so intelligent, there is an award for those who are able to stump him with questions. Vote for the member who took the time out of his busy day to actually post all of these pictures and write this long post to convince you to vote for him. The Director for president.

You get bragging rights lol Once you've stumped me though, the only real reason is to use this thread for it's original purpose, which is a Q&A to help people.

The Vitamin P award is the award given out by the moderator Vitamin PWN. It's given out for two reasons. The first reason is because someone stumped me in this thread. The second reason he gives it out is because he feels like it. You get awards by meeting the prerequisites for the awards. To view awards as well as the prerequisites for them, click the "Awards" tab at the top of the page, between the "Calender" and the "Shoutbox" tabs. You can only get each award once. You can ask multiple questions, and I will answer them, just like I'm doing now. Be sure to have all of your questions in one post though, double posting is frowned upon here. Only one other person has stumped me, and thereby received the Vitamin P award.

Seeing if enough people want one first > finding hosts for it. lol Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. xD

Oh nice! You combined two different lateral thinking puzzles (the skydiver and the wordplay on "cabin" meaning an airplane cabin)! You got me with that one. You deserve the award. xD

Would it be correct if I had said "A wild animal" instead of a bear? And if not, then go ahead and give me the answer lol

You realize that Twam and Jester can still demote and or ban you right? ;D lmao

Or The Director lol http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/8421-ask-the-director/ My name is Albert, my favorite game is a tie between Dues Ex The Conspiracy and Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic (the first one), competitive weight lifting is my favorite sport, and I like to try to bring a literal sense to the phrase "know it all". Before you ask, no, I'm not staff or a moderator, and the only power I have in this forum is the power of persuasion (which, as effective as it may be, may not be as effective as it SHOULD be lol). I like to challenge myself by helping people solve their problems, no matter how hard they may be, so don't be afraid to PM me or post in the thread (which you already have, you lateral thinker you) if you need help with anything.

So the questions are pretty self explanatory. I am deciding whether or not it will be worth the energy to put together a Minecraft X-Box 360 Community Playdate, so please answer the questions above honestly. This poll should be locked by the end of this month. So please vote as soon as you can. *Please Note* If you have it for PC, good for you. That is not at all relevant to this poll. Those trying to start or participating in a PC vs Console flame war may have their posts deleted and warning points increased. However, after this poll I will start another poll to further determine whether a cross console playdate will be viable. For this poll, though, please check "No" if you do not have or do not intend to purchase Minecraft for the X-Box 360.

Did you know that when you go to flip the elephant on Sand Trap, the HUD pop-up telling you to press a button to flip says the following instead of the usual message (which would be "Hold {button here} to flip {vehicle name here}")? Hold (button here) to flip... Wait, what? How did you do that?

There's quite a few solutions with such non-specifics. 1. A bear broke into the cabin and killed the two people (who were using the radio for weather reports and such). 2. The people in the cabin were spies or military and were killed by a breach and clear by their enemy. 3. The two people were a skydiver with their coach who's parachute didn't deploy and crashed through the skylight of the cabin. 4. It was a guy and a girl who were vacationing (using the radio for weather reports) who killed each other in a domestic dispute. 5. The "cabin" is actually an old fashioned wooden airplane or modern glider cabin, and the two people crashed on top of the mountain. Any of these correct?

There's quite a few people here who have different aces up their sleeves! Just ask around, I'm sure you'll find someone who can teach you something new. You can message me on XBL if you'd like me to give you a few pointers in the gametypes I'm good at My gtag is AAN2. Welcome to the forum, I hope you enjoy your stay.

My suggestion is to try your hand at snipers. If you haven't done it yet, it will put you against newer players (such as yourself) so that you can gradually learn. Although, the best way to learn is to play with people who are REALLY good, get your butt kicked a lot, and then get better. The School of Hard Knocks doesn't have many graduates, but those who do are practically built of iron. Crappy metaphor, but you get the drift. Playing against good people will make you better faster than playing with people who don't know what they are doing.

Married with Children's Al Bundy! Great... now I feel old. -.-

Ooooooo, lateral thinking! I love these. Going to need a few specifics though. Try to answer correctly without giving the answer away.1. Is the cabin a log cabin? 2. What kind of radio? 3. What are the corpses wearing?

Alright, thanks for the suggestion! I didn't mean to be misunderstood here, I was simply stating the reasons for the forming of HLG. Unfortunately this may have come across as me being "down with MLG", but that's not quite the case. While recently, the ones who are running MLG have angered me (long story), I harbor no ill will towards those who compete in MLG tournaments. Glitches are included within a game. Mods you have to either make or buy. Someone who is on a strict budget cannot afford to mod. There are children who's parents won't let them even take apart their controller, let alone their X-Box. So no, not everyone can do it even if they put their minds to it. That's why modding can not only get you banned, but sued as well. It is a breach of contract with the ones who are in charge of the multiplayer matchmaking servers. The only reason why more people aren't sued is because it's so widespread that it makes it impractical to. You cannot, however, be sued for "glitching", as this is an exploit that is caused due to lack of competence on the part of the game developers, and is even more widespread then actual modding. Also, as I've said, this is not a debate. Fact: If it's difficult to do then it requires skill. Fact: Finding glitches is difficult to do. Sometimes exploiting them is even more so. Fact: Working as a team to exploit a glitch is even more difficult than doing it by yourself. Fact: It is not an unskilled way to play, as it takes precision, timing, and teamwork.