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That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!

 

 

 

Hey Grif, Chupathingy! How about that? I like it. Gotta ring to it

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Sarge: "Hey Meta, lets settle an old bet. Does that look like a big cat to you?"

 

Caboose: "Ctrl-F-U."

 

Church: "Relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll."

 

Simmons: "Shotgun"

Grif: "Shotgun. ****."

Donut: "Shotgun's lap"!

Simmons: "****"

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Andy: come on! 5...10 megatons tops.

 

Sarge: Agent Washington. You just got *shoots shotgun*

Sarge: Da** it. messed up my one liner.

 

 

Caboose: ya! you're not in our buddy club.

 

Grif: Boo! no explosion!

 

Caboose: ah.... son of a b****

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Vic's voicemail: to repeat this message, press 9.

 

Church: I will f***ing stab you computer phone lady!

 

*next scene*

 

Vic's voicemail: to mark this message as urgent, press 11.

 

Church: there is no 11 you f***ing wh***!

 

Tucker: oooohhh language....

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