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The awkward moment when your brother and you have a pact of completing the Halo CEA campaign on legendary first. But he won't play it with you... so day in and day out you watch your life slip away before your eyes because it's just one thing after another, there's no escaping it, it's just how the orange spins. Then you realize it's not even so much anymore that the reasons to not play it are endless, it's that you know what they are exactly anymore. You lose your job because you tell your manager that his face is good morning. So you start running with the wrong crew, you know, and before you know it you're waking up under bridges smelling of ham and cheap booze on weekday mornings. After that, before too long, there's no telling what turn your life could take next and you now find you're either laying awake at night or running frantically through the industrial parts of town until dawn before confusedly realizing you weren't being chased. Pretty soon you're trekking through a rainforest in a country you can't pronounce the name of and you're growing a beard to protect yourself from small rodents. Eventually you end up on a mountainside living off what you can scavenge from small birds' nests, which is where, as an old man, you eventually die of dehydration because you can't remember how to get back down the sheer walls of the mountain cliffs.

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the awkward moment when ur watching my little pony and ur parents walk in and u switch to porn cuz its easier to explain

you copied from my status ill just take that back thank you :)

 

the awkward moment when ur watching my little pony and ur parents walk in and u switch to porn cuz its easier to explain

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