Jack Of Harts Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 I'm so badass, I stepped on a Lego and survived! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 I'm so badass that I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast... Without any milk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 I tripped, and hit hit my left eyebrow on the very edge of a step... and survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haloman 2 Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 im so badass i activated the halo rings and survived 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I beat GSD in a 1v1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I ate a Kit-Kat without breaking it first. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) How badass am I? Pretty badass. I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes. Edited October 12, 2015 by Caboose The Ace 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wam Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm so badass. I'll have you know I went to Weenie Hut, Jr., but I was SUPPOSED to go to Mega Weenie Hut Jr. #JustBAMFThings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm so Badass, I cross the street, after only looking left, and then right, I DON'T NEED TO LOOK LEFT AGAIN! YOLO!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 ^ I once jaywalked. I guess we'll be seeing each other in Highway hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm so badass because raisins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted October 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Chuck Norris actually had to hit me in order to knock me out! Well, it was more like a tap but still most people go down when he breathes near them... He actually had to tap me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) "I've been scarfing down enough food for thought that I've got bowels so backed up with brilliant ideas that eventually, I'm gonna **** books. I'm gonna **** books so bad-ass they'll be banned for trying to redefine bravery as walking into a biker bar wearing a pink sweatshirt with a picture of a unicorn being tamed by a gnome." Edited October 12, 2015 by BATMAN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I once opened a new bottle of ketchup.......in just 30 MINUTES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I once killed a dragon with sweetrolls. While naked and singing Trogdor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted October 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I actually killed a Grunt on Halo 2 Legendary! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm so badass I know that this is the Krusty Krab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haloman 2 Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 im so badass i blew a rift in multidimensions and caused metroids to join forces with the covenant to atack master cheif and samus aran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I drunk straight out of the bottle... I don't need no stinkin' cups! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zRexx Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I'm so badass I ate a happy meal in under 30 seconds, and I also ate the toy! AND THE BOX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted October 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I drunk Monster Energy and was only vomiting for 30 minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 I ate at Taco Bell and didn't get diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStarRocket91 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 I literally can even. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 I win arguments on the internet, against women. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 I managed to convince myself I was enjoying Destiny! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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