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Forum game: Ruin Halo 5!


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Here's another forum game.

Each member posts "suggestions" for Halo 5 that would completely ruin the game and the rest of the franchise. 

Pretty simple and straightforward. For example:

 

In Halo 5, Master Chief joins a gang of Jiralhanae and Kig-Yar which speak and act like 19th century British sailors. They get on a stereotypical wooden ship and act as pirates, stealing treasure and fighting their way past sharks with Spartan lasers attached to their heads. At the end they find the location of a mythical treasure in an underwater cave, only to find that it is not there. John takes his helmet off, puts the barrel of a DMR in his mouth, and pulls the trigger. The screen cuts to black and the credits roll. 

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It will be called Halo Xbox One, not Halo 5. And the next game after that will be called Halo Xbox One 2. 

The main campaign enemies will be an army of Kung Fu-trained frogs and squirrels which are led by Joseph Stalin. Matchmaking will feature deathstreaks> Dead Man's Hand and Final Stand. Also, a single betrayal, either on purpose or by accident, will result in a ban for 200 quadrillion years. 

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You find out that cortana was a man...and chief is Beibers ??? Great grand daughters half son... Arbiter has his arms replaced with teddy bear arms and Halsey has another clone of cortana that is Sandy yellow and is a punk rock star.

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