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The Stig

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  1. Why is every game starting to gravitate towards this whole "Online" thing... What happened to the days of Split screen, or fighting over the good chair and controller amongst your mates.... I don't have many friends on Xbox Live, and even if I did, I'm shy in person so I don't like to talk or use my mic, and I am always worried I could be on someones party or team and make them lose because I have an off day.
  2. Many people (Me included) wanted Halo 3 on the Original Xbox... We all know how that went. History always repeats itself, so its going to be the same with Halo 5 (which is even coincidentally named Halo Xbox One).
  3. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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    2. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      I left my hat, on winter's eve, to a flying bat, who's name was Steve.

    3. The Stig

      The Stig

      @Azaxx lol. I know which pokemon you were referring to. @SelfDestruct I have a Level 98 Crobat in Platinum that knows Poison Fang, Hypnosis, Sludge Bomb, and Crunch.

    4. Fishy

      Fishy

      I better not be luvdisc again. I hate how everyone chooses me as luvdisc.

  4. Yes. What Caboose said. But if your lucky and you keep your fingers and toes crossed and you wear horse shoes, and eat four leave clovers, and you dress like a leprechaun and you throw a penny into a well, then maybe someday 343i or Microsoft will release Halo 3 PC. And finish the Original Trilogy on the Computer. But first the Xbox One has to become the main console and the Xbox 360 has to be fully retired and phased out... Along with its version of Xbox Live and Halo 3 matchmaking.
  5. Finally. It was about time Azaxx became crowned King. But now the question is... Who is gonna be crowned Queen and take their place next to Azaxx as the (Hopefully generous and kind) rulers of the Shout Box?
  6. Back On topic: Yeah I too wonder who is going to take his shoes.
  7. They can't use the Kinect to Spy on us. Lets say that 100 million people buy the Xbox One... That means that a team of at the MOST only 100 or far fewer people would be monitoring us a little if at all. How could less than 35 people watch and keep tabs on well over 100 million people all at once, at all times. And most of the 100 million would be as boring as all hell to spy on anyways... Its either fat old hairy guys scratching their balls in their underwear... Or worse Naked. A child sitting in a sofa watching cartoons on Netflix, or playing Call Of Duty. A teenager eating snacks and drinking energy drinks or beer, while surfing the web in Internet Exploder app on XBL or something. Or a family playing a game or watching a movie together. Or a gamer guy/gal playing games. I don't speak for everyone, but I for one sure as heck don't stand in front of the TV flexing my muscles, flashing my GPA, and shouting my whole lives story out-loud for the whole world to hear. So even if I was a person of interest, picked out of the whole giant ocean of other gamers to be spied on, all that M$ would see is a dark living room with a glass table and a love seat, a couch, and a recliner rocking chair... And then when my dad, brother or I are in the room, they would stop watching after 20 seconds because we would be deemed boring normal folks.
  8. I agree, but for the part about the DLC being free, try to remember that its not 343 industries fault, its Micro$oft. They set the prices.
  9. Congratulations... But how do we know you don't work for Giovanni? Or are you Giovanni, Leader of Team Rocket?! The Color Red, and Rocket are in your name... Reminds me of something... Well, regardless, Good job but you gotta lot of work ahead of you, so good luck.
  10. Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is...

    1. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      Sport? Exercise?

      Wut

    2. The Stig

      The Stig

      I don't just not exercise for entertainment, I don't play sports to not have fun? Or do I?

  11. This has been said a lot before, and I know I am beating a dead horse but... Hopefully Halo 5 will be better, CSR and all...
  12. True. And I completly agree. But what if 343 did not create the game? What if they only made a small team of a select few help oversee the production of the game. Or what if they completly outsourced the game, and had zero involment... You can say that the cash cow has been milked enogh. But what if those last few drops are the best yet?...
  13. Granted. But the tocos you will get will be old fish tacos wrapped in a stale waffle shell, with horseraddish and expired tattersauce. And did did I mention it will be cold... I wish for.... nothing.
  14. When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than anything you can ever see or hear or touch. That deep part of you that allows you to stand for those things without which humankind cannot survive. Love that conquers hate, peace that rises triumphant over war, and justice that proves more powerful than greed.

  15. Does anyone find it strange that were alien abduction reports that started appearing, and then after Area 51 was built... Then humans got the largest technological advancements we have ever had in just a matter of decades... First aliens paid us a visit... Then the Government captured one, or at befriended one... Then they built Area 51 to dissect and inspect the aliens, and reverse engineer their technology... Then the government started building prototypes based off of what they discovered... And here we are today with Smart HD Televisions, Touchscreen smartphones, Super Computers, etc.
  16. I would like a game that lets you play as the Early Humans or possibly a Forerunner. You fight along side either Early Humans if your playing as a forerunner or Forerunners if your playing a Early Human respectively. And you get sentinels to aid you in your battles... The Enemy?... Why the flood, of course? It all takes place during the Forerunner-Flood War and the building of the Halo rings, and other installations. Hell Maybe if we were lucky we would get to play as the badass forerunner who finally activated the rings.
  17. Well I have genes from the very fist Single celled organism that contained the (What would someday become, blueprints for a love and passion for gaming...). But in a more modern terms, you could almost say I was born gaming. I'm a gamer straight from the womb, and right to the tomb. My first game was PC games for Windows 98 on a high-end early 90's computer that my dad purchased. It took over an hour just to turn on, and boot up, but back in 96 that was the bomb. Nightmare Ned,101 Dalmations: Escape from DeVil Manor, and some kinda Tonka truck video game were my firsts. Then came Gameboy Pocket, Gameboy Color, and Nintendo 64.. That's when my gaming interest really started to take off. And its all history from there... Here I am today!
  18. Well I'm proud to say I still have a Tube TV from the early 90's. But if I ever get some spare cash, I will finish my filling my "Rainy Day" Glass jar for money. I have been saving up for the past three and a half years to get... This sucker>http://www.sharpusa.com/ForHome/HomeEntertainment/LCDTV/Models/LC80LE857U.aspx
  19. Help me help you, to help me help you, so you can help me help you, so I can better help you help me help you. I wanna be of service, but your not giving me much to work with.
  20. If "Shutdown" is the only level/mission you did not complete on legendary, or if you did complete it on legendary, but it did not register, then you should just have to complete that one mission on legendary while connected to Xbox Live and you should unlock the armor.
  21. I never tried with using this one software to see if it works for all of my internet connection (like phone, laptop, tv, Xbox) or just my Desktop PC but it could be something to look into if you are concerned about safety... Try This > http://www.hidemyass.com/ See if using this helps you my friend. Investigate to see if purchasing the full version is worth it to you. Don't get it if it won't resolve your issue, or if you feel it will not help you in anyway. It sucks about whats happening to you, and I wish I could help more, but I am not a tech guy so don't take my word for it. I can only give my advice and opinion but its is up to you if you want to follow it... At the end of the day, you can do whatever you wanna do.
  22. I want to get the Legendary Edition. But my wallet is looking at me with a sad face... It is hungry and needs to be fed, but I have no cash to feed it. So now my Xbox will cry because it will not get to taste Destiny...
  23. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved.

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    2. Silent Orbis

      Silent Orbis

      You're funny. (Sarcastic)

    3. The Stig

      The Stig

      The answer? Hot is faster. Because you can catch a cold.

    4. The Stig

      The Stig

      I am not trying to not be unfunny. Funny is a form of sarcasm in a day were only the reverse opposite of the false statement about truth is illogically illogical. Which is quite logical if you don't ask me.

  24. Ah, I know the feeling man... Those first few lines... The meaning behind those lyrics... The way she sings them... Her voice... That song is powerful... hits me right in the feels.
  25. A shield world would protect you, yes. Could we build one today? No... BUT if you reversed the Polarity's of the fluctuating, Combustion, of the Displacemented dispersal units, into reverse override Level 3, and adjusted the Frequency of the Hyperbolic Space Time Continuum and altered it to a Optimal Level of Habitable Capabilities and combined it with a large enough self sustaining ecosystem and Created an Artificial Intelligence that was Unencumbered, you could have an Operable and in working order shield world capable of sustaining a blast equivalent to the magnitude levels of a halo ring firing. That is of course you built it correctly and Floccinaucinihilipilification isn't included in the same sentence as your design infrastructure... But onto your idea. It sounds very interesting but it sounds like something from a Star Wars game.
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