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Is there a such thing as a stupid question?

Yes. A question that makes an assumption that something is true when it isn't.

 

For instance, "If computers were people then what would their favorite color be?"

 

The reason that it is a 'stupid' question is because it makes the assumption that computers are people, which they are not, and poses a hypothetical situation with a query that is in it's nature unanswerable. The only way to determine the answer would be if the original assumption of the question were factual, and since it is not the question cannot be answered.

 

Does the number two actually exist? :)

Technically, yes. While the number two does not have a 'tangible' presence in our world it does exist in our collective consciousness, thereby allowing us to accomplish such things as measurement, sorting, and mathematics. If the number two did not exist then we would not be able to perform such feats without replacing it with another symbol of that number.

 

What would be better for holding my hair in a certain place, a band of lace, or a hairband? I actually use the lace because it's cute, but I want something more effective.

Hairbands are more effective, but style > effectiveness when it comes to fashion. My recommendation is to use a hairband/clip (a cheap one that won't break the bank) to see if it's worth giving up the band of lace for. If you find that it is worth it, then seek out a cuter hairband/clip to use.

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What is the best place to go where I can sell my digital Abstracts online?

 

I really need money, and so far looking for a summer job only brought me nothing.

 

 

There are rules against me referring you to sites where you can do this, but if you google "sell my digital abstracts online" there will be a link to a site called Artsy Shark (should be the first one) that has a massive list of places where you can sell them.

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My Xbox isn't working. I don't know why, but when I try to play a disk, it just keeps saying "Reading..." and I've tried many disks and cleanded them too but nothing works. Any ideas?

If it isn't reading any discs then it is probably an issue with the disc drive. If it is a newer Xbox you should try contacting Microsoft Support to see if you're still within warranty.

 

Why is it when I try to upload a pic to my gallery I get a error? :/

What kind of error do you get?

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There are rules against me referring you to sites where you can do this, but if you google "sell my digital abstracts online" there will be a link to a site called Artsy Shark (should be the first one) that has a massive list of places where you can sell them.

 

Thanks! And I completely forgot about that...sorry :hope:

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Why was the joke - Which came first the chicken or the egg? So popular?

Lol that's not a joke, that's a philosophical question. It goes back quite a long ways, even having Aristotle (died in 322 B.C.) give a guess as to the answer (except the query was 'what came first, the bird or the egg').

 

The reason it's so popular is because it is truly a 'deep question'. This causality dilemma has inspired thought for thousands of years. That's why it is such a popular question.

 

Interesting side-note, the answer is fairly simple thanks to Darwinism. Two birds that were not chickens laid an egg with a genetic mutation which hatched into the first chicken. Therefor, the egg came first. If you do not believe in Darwinism and instead believe in the Garden of Eden origin story, then the bird (or chicken) came first. Then another bird and they laid eggs together.

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So what do I do if there's a problem with my disc drive?

You have to contact Microsoft Support by clicking here. Then find and click where you are having issues. Go through the suggested troubleshooting (in case it isn't a hardware issue) and then you'll finally get to the point where it offers a repair solution.

 

If you aren't in warranty, then you'll have to pay a repair fee. Should still be cheaper than buying a whole new Xbox though.

 

Do people ever get rich then use their buttload of cash to start riskier, innovative businesses? 

Yes, of course. Donald Trump, for instance, is known for doing just that. Trump steaks, anyone?

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Can you believe it's not butter?

Actually I can. Back when Leonardo Favio was doing their commercials my mom got some and we ALL tasted the difference. It wasn't bad, per se, but it definitely wasn't butter.

 

 

I concur...

 

Also, Have you seen a TV Show called "The IT Crowd"?

 

Its really hilarious! But its from the UK so you wont be able to find it on TV here.

 

I watched a couple of episodes of it while I was working Tech Support for Apple. Definitely recommend it for tech savvy people looking for some funnies.

 

Are you looking forward to MGSV?

 

and if so what do you think about the change in Big Bosses voice actor? :)

I've never been a huge fan of the MGS series, to be honest. The first few games were awesome because they were hilarious and action packed (lolbox), but the changes they continued to make eventually drove me from the series. 

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Do you watch The Walking Dead?

 

Have you also seen the season 6 trailer and what are your thoughts if so?

I watched the first three (maybe four) seasons of it with my wife, but it got a tad repetitive for me. So now she watches it while I play ESO or Halo or whatever else I play. 

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