Maestro the Stampede and You

[Maestro]

 

Greetings, everyone. I am Maestro the Stampede, candidate for the presidency of the United States of the Forums. As you all know, the race for president is well underway, with each candidate showing their strengths and weaknesses, as well as their true colours. While many candidates are well known amongst the membership, you may be wondering:

 

Who is Maestro the Stampede?

 

 

First and foremost, I am the only candidate not resorting to mudslinging. I may chastise fellow candidates who display unsavoury behaviour in the Shoutbox, but I do that only to try and protect their integrity as a candidate. After all, who wants to vote for someone who wishes death upon their opponents in a democratic forum such as ours, who stoops so low as to claim their rivals perform nefarious deeds in their spare time? Not I.

And who else tries to protect their opponents? Not a single candidate.

The strength of my opponents reside in their reputations. They have been here longer, that cannot be disputed. In the long run, however, that may be their only saving grace. Their weakness is common, their weakness is mutual: they resort to mudslinging.

Why support those who sling mud, when that is all too prevalent in modern politics? When you watch television during an election, there will be ads to try and convince you to vote for a particular person. Sure, that is all fine and dandy. But, instead of showcasing what the politician they are trying to promote can do for you, they will display why you should not vote for their opponent without giving you a reason to vote for the one who is being promoted.

I, however, respect each opponent, and instead rely on my strengths to propel myself ahead. I will stand tall, I will keep my head up high.

 

What are my strengths?

 

 

To put it simply, I am the underdog. I am the only candidate representing Emerald Team, the new members amongst the United States of the Forum. My opponents have unknowingly splintered the vote, creating a divide between members with more seniority in the community. What divide have I created? Just the divide between other candidates and myself.

I do what I can to make other members feel welcome. While I may poke fun, each joke I make is in good taste, with positive intentions. Know that I am not laughing at you, but with you. I put forward my best effort to cheer other members up. If you have a problem, you are more than welcome to talk to me about it, and I will do everything in my power to try and fix it. If you are nervous about something, I will motivate you to man up and JUST DO IT!

 

 

More importantly, you can trust me. I am fiercely loyal to my friends, and I shall come to their aid in their time of need, as shown with my tendency to choose the Drop Shield and Regeneration armour abilities in Halo Reach and Halo 4. I will not betray you, even if you betray me. I remain focused on the mission at hand, and will make sure that everyone stays on course.

 

Why should you vote for me in the upcoming election?

 

 

I shall positively represent this forum through my words and my actions. If I am to be sent on diplomatic missions to other Halo forums, I shall give them a "Hello" that all of 343i.org can be proud of.

I also have a vast experience in governing. My governing experience goes back five years, to the formation of the Empire of Alexhstan. During that time, I have fended off invaders and fought those who would otherwise destroy the integrity and rules bounding which create the very foundation of the Nationsverse. Now, Alexhstan waits. It is the hero that the Nationsverse deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

I am the hero that the United States of the Forum deserves, and the one it needs right now. I will pull our forum out of the depression, and continue our march to glory!

 

And remember... what other members do...

 

 

Thank you for your time.

 

This message has been approved by Maestro the Stampede and created by the Maestro the Stampede for President group.

[BeckoningZebra1]

For real? *facepalm*

 

You said you aren't a mud slinger and that's what sets you apart, but you know how you proved that? By slinging mud!

 

By accusing the other candidates of mudslinging, and overall untrustworthiness you proved yourself a mudslinger.

 

Oh the irony.

[Composite Armour]

A vote for Maestro is a vote for ending the tyranny of the iBot and giving the greens and purples a voice.

[Maestro]

For real? *facepalm*

 

You said you aren't a mud slinger and that's what sets you apart, but you know how you proved that? By slinging mud!

 

By accusing the other candidates of mudslinging, and overall untrustworthiness you proved yourself a mudslinger.

 

Oh the irony.

 

If stating facts and observations is mudslinging, so be it. Although... you did unknowingly point out that that example should be clarified. FIXED! 

[BeckoningZebra1]

If stating facts and observations is mudslinging, so be it. Although... you did unknowingly point out that that example should be clarified.

 

As a candidate if you do this, your fellow candidates will consider it mudslinging.

 

Also I don't understand what example I pointed out

[Maestro]

As a candidate if you do this, your fellow candidates will consider it mudslinging.

 

Also I don't understand what example I pointed out

 

I simply stated what I have observed based on the behaviour of others; interpret my words as you please. But, that does not change the fact that mudslinging is taking place in Caboose's advertisement thread.

 

EDIT: The example you pointed out was the one about modern politics. I was referring to politicians you see on TV, but I guess I didn't clarify that before.

 

Anyways, I got a closing shift at work today and must get ready. I will return in a few hours!

Edited September 28, 2013 by Maestro the Stampede

[Caboose The Ace]

A vote for Maestro is a vote for ending the tyranny of the iBot and giving the greens and purples a voice.

 

What have you got against 343i bot !

[BeckoningZebra1]

What have you got against 343i bot !

 

I totally missed that!

 

How can you be so cruel to 343ibot? She's ready to usurp the for-uh, I-I mean she's uh super nice, and shows that with her diligence in welcoming new members.

[Caboose The Ace]

I totally missed that!

 

How can you be so cruel to 343ibot? She's ready to usurp the for-uh, I-I mean she's uh super nice, and shows that with her diligence in welcoming new members.

 

To add to this 343i bot helps the community in many way.......*343i bot assuming control*  

[Maestro]

I personally have no quarrel with 343iBot. But my affiliate speaks on behalf of those who 343iBot has attacked. While she welcomes each new member with a smile and a wave, her actions towards regulars are unwelcome, such as changing usernames or member titles. Such shenanigans need to be stopped in their tracks. If left unchecked, they may escalate into more than just username alterations.

 

Anyways, once again I have to leave because of work. Got a long shift tomorrow.

[Drizzy_Dan]

Mr. the Stampede what do you intend to do about the lack of good, well thought, discussion threads if you are elected?

[Maestro]

Mr. the Stampede what do you intend to do about the lack of good, well thought, discussion threads if you are elected?

 

If I am elected, I shall choose a team of specialists who will start thought-provoking discussion threads on an infrequent basis. Once one thread winds down, another shall take its place. These threads may cover current events or other topics such as what you think happens when one dies.

[Caboose The Ace]

If I am elected, I shall choose a team of specialists who will start thought-provoking discussion threads on an infrequent basis. Once one thread winds down, another shall take its place. These threads may cover current events or other topics such as what you think happens when one dies.

 

What do you plan to do about 343i bot see needs to be put do...........not again !!!

 

*343i bot assuming direct control.  

[haloman 2]

If I am elected, I shall choose a team of specialists who will start thought-provoking discussion threads on an infrequent basis. Once one thread winds down, another shall take its place. These threads may cover current events or other topics such as what you think happens when one dies.

and who exactly do you think would make those threads? if you can think of those members starting them

[MCPO Mayh3m]

The best thing a candidate can do to improve topics discussion is to actually take the time to read through the discussion and give a well, thought out opinion and response. That is what BZ1 and I have been known for and will continue to do. We want to lead by example and show the members what the model members should be like.

 

Save your nominations for other candidates and nominate BZ1+TM3! We are the BEST choice for you and the forum. We want to make this forum better.

[Maestro]

Oh wow, five notifications after a nightmarish shift at work. Let's get started, shall we?

 

What do you plan to do about 343i bot see needs to be put do...........not again !!!

 

*343i bot assuming direct control.  

 

This is exactly the reason why 343iBot needs to be stopped. She keeps assuming direct control over you and directorating your actions. D:

I plan to have her put on probation during my term if elected, and if she does not stay in line, she will be decommissioned.

 

and who exactly do you think would make those threads? if you can think of those members starting them

 

I have not determined who will compose this team yet. If I win, that shall be my first priority.

 

The best thing a candidate can do to improve topics discussion is to actually take the time to read through the discussion and give a well, thought out opinion and response. That is what BZ1 and I have been known for and will continue to do. We want to lead by example and show the members what the model members should be like.

 

Save your nominations for other candidates and nominate BZ1+TM3! We are the BEST choice for you and the forum. We want to make this forum better.

 

Your first point is valid. Well developed posts definitely improve the quality of a thread. But, keep in mind that a well developed start to a thread helps encourage the creation of thought-out posts, and makes the thread greater in the long run.

 

As for the rest of your post, please do not advertise in my thread. If you want to promote your cause, create your own thread.

[MCPO Mayh3m]

 

Your first point is valid. Well developed posts definitely improve the quality of a thread. But, keep in mind that a well developed start to a thread helps encourage the creation of thought-out posts, and makes the thread greater in the long run.

 

As for the rest of your post, please do not advertise in my thread. If you want to promote your cause, create your own thread.

 

OT: Positions that are promised but have yet to be created? 

 

 

But a good member could also turn an undeveloped topic into a great discussion.

 

Fair enough, I suppose I will let my sig do the campaigning.

[Caboose The Ace]

What do you plan to do about 343i bot see needs to be put do...........not again !!!

 

*343i bot assuming direct control.  

 

NOOO !!! 343i bot you must be stopped !!!

[Maestro]

OT: Positions that are promised but have yet to be created? 

 

 

But a good member could also turn an undeveloped topic into a great discussion.

 

Fair enough, I suppose I will let my sig do the campaigning.

 

Positions that are created yet unfilled. There's a difference, y'know.

[Drizzy_Dan]

NOOO !!! 343i bot you must be stopped !!!

 

Did you really quote your own post and reply to it?

[Maestro]

Here's something for your viewing pleasure.

 

[Caboose The Ace]

Did you really quote your own post and reply to it?

 

The picture got swapped and I can only assume it was the BOT !

[Maestro]

The election has started! Be sure to vote for Maestro the Stampede!

 

Edited October 4, 2013 by Maestro the Stampede

[Maestro]

And so, the first election I have ran in during my membership here comes to a close. While it unfortunately did not end in my favour, I have to thank those who supported me during my campaign and those who voted for me. Thanks to Ledgend1221 for promoting my campaign in my absence; it's a shame that the people didn't vote in our favour. We'll get 'em next time. It was a good run; the Propaganda Machine ran at full capacity up until it hit a snag a week ago and the mechanic didn't stop by and fix it. Even though I lost, the campaign run was fun; I have no regrets. I fought against forum giants and lost... but there is no shame in trying.

 

In conclusion, congratulations Mr. Azaxx. Don't shut down the Forum Government like the Republicans have done in the USA, and keep the Forum economy on the express lane to prosperity.

 

As for the rest of the candidates, it was an honour to engage in glorious combat with you all. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who could cut the competition in the air with a knife. And Spyro, make sure everyone who has been sufficiently nominated is added to the polls next time, eh?

 

 

Beware though... next time... the gloves are off.