Caboose The Ace Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 To counter this threat of this duel presidents for all my current supporters and supporters to come here is why you should vote for Caboose the Ace for president. 1 If you vote you get some sort of position at my side 2 I work for the good of the site a vote for me is a vote for the community 3 I have a case of awesomeness 4 a zebra cannot be trusted 5 A caboose can be trusted 6 I will cure cancer 7 free milk for all 8 free cookies for all 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckoningZebra1 Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Since when are zebras untrustworthy??? And how do you plan on curing cancer? My fellow members these are the words of a mad man. Why would anyone vote for the next Nero of Rome? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted September 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Since when are zebras untrustworthy??? And how do you plan on curing cancer? My fellow members these are the words of a mad man. Why would anyone vote for the next Nero of Rome? 1 they were untrustworthy as soon as the dawn of time. 2 because I have magic than can only happen if I win 3 I called them supporters take a look again 4 Nero was boss like me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 FALSE PROMISES! Everyone Beware! "1 If you vote you get some sort of position at my side" He fails to tell you what kind of position you will have IF ANY at all!! The cookies he promises are just internet cookies! Not real cookies! Don't buy into this gimmick! He claims a Zebra can't be trusted, he CLEARLY never met Marty from Madagascar! Madman indeed! Beware voters! Don't fall victim!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted September 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 FALSE PROMISES! Everyone Beware! "1 If you vote you get some sort of position at my side" He fails to tell you what kind of position you will have IF ANY at all!! The cookies he promises are just internet cookies! Not real cookies! Don't buy into this gimmick! He claims a Zebra can't be trusted, he CLEARLY never met Marty from Madagascar! Madman indeed! Beware voters! Don't fall victim!! that position at my side is what ever they want I will send real cookies in the form of likes I have met Marty as well I liked him A vote for caboose is a vote for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 There was a question about individual campaign threads in the Offbeat Forum. They are legit. Much like a commercial spot on TV. Go for it, but one a piece though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipe MD Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 ...Whoever wins...we lose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haloman 2 Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) so you are saying that you might be having thirty vice presidents and maybe no senators or representatives for each thread? that will be utter chaos. also caboose i almost voted for you (wink wink) Edited September 27, 2013 by haloman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FleshBack Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 I like Caboose the Ace as a poster, but Zebra's Star Wars Fanboyism touches my inner nerd. This is a tough one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 ZEBRA RACISM! I WANT RIGHTS! Also, these two cannot be trusted. YOU CAN TRUST A GREEK LETTER! Vote for me. Vote. Are ya voting yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckoningZebra1 Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 @Omega I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Greek is a dead language! Why would anyone trust the unliving!? I certainly don't want a zombie president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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