Baeztoberfest Posted December 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Pirate Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Godzilla originally planned to attack Los Angeles, but he learned that Chuck Norris was in America so he turned towards Tokyo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Awesome pussim a revival ! Did you know Chuck Norris once won a game of Kinect four with 3 turns ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Pirate Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Chuck Norris has logged more kills in Titanfall than everyone else on Xbox Live combined. And that was before he even turned his Xbox One on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 Chuck Norris has a bear as a carpet ... The bear is not dead it is just afraid to move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Pirate Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 The true aim of the Spartan program was not merely to create a super soldier, but to re-create Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 The Atomic Bomb is based off Chuck Norris BBQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Pirate Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 No alien force has ever invaded Earth, because the aliens know they will be facing Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) When the Bogeyman goes to sleep he always checks his closest for Chuck Norris. Edited March 17, 2014 by Caboose the Ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet. The grizzly isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Pirate Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Always be yourself. Unless you can be Chuck Norris, then be Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 The kraken is from Chuck Norris aquarium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter pilot by pointing his fingers in the air and shouting "Bang!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Chuck Norris is responsible for the Big Bang. He also is the reason the dinosaurs are extinct. He killed them all one at a time, while blindfolded, with both hands tied behind his back. He ate them for lunch, and used there bones as toothpicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Chuck Norris likes Justin Bieber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Pirate Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Chuck Norris does not use weapons when he fights the Covenant. He just stares at them until they surrender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Chuck Norris does not swim across water ! Water swims him ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a game of Tennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Chuck Norris once talked for a hour with a brick wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Chuck Norris is coming for you, Caboose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Chuck Norris once watched Star wars episode 2 ... SOBER ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Pirate Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 The real reason Grunts run from battle. They know that Chuck Norris is coming for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Chuck Norris power comes from his beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Of Harts Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Chuck Norris once beat a statue in a staring contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Chuck Norris once made a face and stuck like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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