The Director Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Last one for now: When you try to jumpcrouch over someone when they are in your way in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 When you buy enough halo stuff that it all is more valuable than a Rolls Royce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armored penguin Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 when u think babies are grunts and u punch them in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJayma Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 when you are a Noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJayma Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 When pretending to be superheroes, you and all your friends decide to be Master Chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 when u think babies are grunts and u punch them in the face That's kinda bad but it seriously made me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISTPUNCHER18 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 when u think babies are grunts and u punch them in the face When you think tall people are elites and, because of reach, you think elites are enemies and punch them in the stomach because you cant reach they're face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When you know how to sing every piece of music from every halo game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Also, when you recognize the theme song to Halo 3 played from a cell phone in the next room over your television. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When you wake up with a puddle of drool on your chest, and open bottle of Mountain Dew beside you along with a half eaten piece of pizza. You re-enter match making out of reflex, take a bite of stale pizza and a swig of flat Mountain Dew and play on with the drool still on your chest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakbox21 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 you get excited when you see the number "117" on something. EVERY DAY MAN. EVERY DAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When you wake up with a puddle of drool on your chest, and open bottle of Mountain Dew beside you along with a half eaten piece of pizza. You re-enter match making out of reflex, take a bite of stale pizza and a swig of flat Mountain Dew and play on with the drool still on your chest! When your boss tells you that you are being made redundant and you want to throw a sticky grenade at him 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 ...if you've already reached Inheritor rank in Halo Reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 When you have spent more hours getting Halo achevements than getting hours on your job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSlAyEr13579 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 If you named your wife Cortana and tell her to "Wake me... when you need me" every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Substandard IQ Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 When you change your name to Johnson and walk around saying, "I know what the ladies like" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Substandard IQ Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 When you E-Break your car hoping to get some splatter kills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIREN4 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 whenever you get home late and crouch walk to avoid being detected by your wife/parents Teehee... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 You create a fictional account of John 117 as a young boy and spend your days at work thinking about what will come next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaNdAmOnIuM193 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 when you daydream about the covenant coming to Earth that day and how to fight them (YES I have thought of this ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 After spreading peanut butter on your morning Thomas' muffin, your carefully make a Halo ring with the grape jelly on it then eat it in small nibbles while listening to the Halo sound track repeatedly and sliding back and forth across the floor and dancing like Tom Cruise in " " in your under ware. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 If in History class, while learning about Sparta, you picture Master Chief whenever the word "Spartan" is mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandonwild11 Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 When you get board of playing halo you play halo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Don't know if it's been said... when you join a forum that revolves around Halo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack52 Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 When you see a blue sparkler on the fourth of July and flinch because for a split second you think it is a plasma 'nade. (Yes this happened to me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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