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BeckoningZebra1

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  1. New England's Super Bowl 47 hopes RIP :(

    1. MCPO Mayh3m
    2. SuperIntendant

      SuperIntendant

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

  2. When Master Chief does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

  3. Once a cop pulled over Master Chief....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning

    1. Caboose The Ace

      Caboose The Ace

      no lucky enought a life is lucky

  4. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Master Chief is called Logic

  5. Did you see those Ravens soar? AFC championship = Bal. Ravens vs NE Patriots! #Excited

  6. Master Chief doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is

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    2. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      Stupid? It's one of the most important question in existence.

    3. BeckoningZebra1

      BeckoningZebra1

      It doesn't matter who made it fish Master Chief controls it

    4. Fishy

      Fishy

      Last time I checked, The Director killed Master Chief.. So who controls it now?

  7. Master Chief can slam a revolving door

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    2. EliteSniper

      EliteSniper

      Imagine Master Chief but a little less badass LOL

    3. BeckoningZebra1
    4. A71william

      A71william

      The Chief cannot slam. He melees it :P

       

  8. Master Chief has counted to Infinity, twice XD

    1. Durandal v2

      Durandal v2

      The Master Chief doesnt need to count, thats why he has cortana or well had

    2. Zaguroth

      Zaguroth

      *spoiler alert*

  9. A+ in Algebra II! Like A Boss! xD

    1. Zed The Evil Taco
    2. Tommy

      Tommy

      Like my Chinese friend's father always told me.. "It's either A+ or the Short Bus."

    3. BeckoningZebra1

      BeckoningZebra1

      @Zed thanks

      @Brony lol

  10. Wanna play a custom game? or a game on the Forge? Message me and I'll play

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