Vitamin Pwn Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 why did the chicken cross the road? because it was too far too fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xUnH0Ly xKiLLeR Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Did you know that your thumb is the same length as your nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saifa117 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 dunkin donuts open at 5 am in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna FISH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 hap978e4hygap78y3h3phy9 sorry guys, i was cleaning my keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna FISH! Thats the difference between pea soup and roast beef? you can roast beef, but you cant pee soup!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Snape killed Dumbledore!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuun Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 This one time at Band Camp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Why can I not fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 If you walk in a bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you inside? Yourapeein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolmenade Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 Hold my beer and watch this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 just done mashed potato's and havent boiled the potatoes enough, so they are still like solid oops!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuun Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 Y U NO SWAT WIT ME COMMUNITY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 ^^^^^^^^^ Spelling is a gift ^^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGruntMeister Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 did u know that scientists r only pretending to b smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xUnH0Ly xKiLLeR Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Did you know that Hippo milk is pink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 what turns a man to neutrality is it a lust for gold? power? or were just just born with a heart full of neutrality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Whilst in a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John-117 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Master Chief and Sara Palin on the table....... You thought they were doing it pervert, they were talking about the space program! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 sea cows, think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John-117 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 most off topic comment eh? I like, no wait I LOVE HALO REACH!! The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! and I am the strongest card in the deck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destyran Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 two muffins in a oven: one says to the other : boy its hot in here. The other one replies: holy crap a talking muffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Currently on my way to work and the guy siting in front of me just farted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Cheesy banana ninjas from outer space with dwarven girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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