Frankenzer Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted but it's broken :/ I wish for more wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted, but they must all be wishes for some form of suffering brought upon yourself. I wish I could think of less vicious and more humorous corruptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted. Its so funny we die laughing. I wish milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 granted but it's spoiled milk I wish for a gravity hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted. But the hammer has such gravitational manipulative powers that it flings you into a river with a submarine in it which proceeds to murder you via high exsplosive torpedoes. I wish for an M4 Sherman tank that I can drive to Burger King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted, but one of the waitresses destroys it with a Panzerschreck. I wish to be the master over all space and time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted! Yuno Gasai is now your friend/lover/stalker! I wish for a different color palette on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Grant-a-mundo! The new Color Palette is now a color which will cause mass destruction of the imagination once viewed. I wish that my wish will not get corrupted and/or twisted in a way that causes total world domination and congregation of the Earth by intergalactic Mole people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted, you just kinda die. I wish for sound to be less, sound...ey.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, now even the most minor and simple sound will become a sonic boom. I wish to travel back in time and speak with Erwin Rommel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but you get stuck there and die. I wish I could fix all my problems and not have new ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted. You think you're good at crime fighting, and you go running along rooftops in a Red suit. Eventually tripping and falling off, and down 20 stories below. I wish my Dog would stop harassing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but it harasses someone else and they kill it out of frustration. I wish to be a Legendary member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Granted, but you die before you can receive the title. I wish I had a good laptop for games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted, but the only games that work are Minesweeper and Chess. I wish for Sony Vegas Pro 12 to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted. Then your PC blows up. I wish religion never existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted but only for 1 sec I wish to be the arbiter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted, but you're in an alternate timeline where you lose the fight with Tartarus, and the ring is fired. I wish to be able to play Starcraft 2 on best graphics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted. But your mind explodes at even the slightest sight of max graphics SC2. I wish Republicans and American politics weren't so dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted, they're only 1% more intelligent, however. I wish I had a super toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted. The Toilet ends up being too powerful for you to control, and it leads a Revolution of the Toilet race against Humanity, leading to our total extinction and the rise of the Toilet Empire. I wish I knew what this wish was for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted, but upon learning what the wish is for you are struck down by Raptor Jesus. I wish I had an M1A1 Thompson Submachine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted. You fire away against a curved slab of metal, thus reflecting the bullets back at yourself. You die of internal bullet-wound bleeding. I wish for an Assassin's Creed "hidden blade". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted, but you stab yourself in one of your arteries because you weren't paying attention and died of blood loss. I wish that the United nations would ban songs as bad or worse than 'hot problems'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Granted, but they also ban cold problems in the process. I wish for good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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