The Director

You didn't specify video game, board game, or real life game, so mine is just as correct as yours. That was me teaching you that the word "game" is a generalization. lol If you are talking about the book, then Barney Stinson. Nope. As I said, I live near a town called Caldwell. They make you learn this sort of thing in school in states like Idaho. Because the teachers aren't smart enough to teach anything else. :/ Springfield, OR. Or more specifically, the Springfield in "Father Knows Best". C'mon, you know better than to try to stump me with a Simpson's trivia question.

For being a clergyman fighting in a war... and having the soldiers in the battle of Springfield fire hymn books at the British. Well, technically they used the books as wadding, but still. xD

Erm... You mean Caldwell? He was a clergyman who participated in the battle of Springfield during the American Revolution. He's got three (at least) famous cities named after him, and a high school. There is also a Caldwell (city) that borders the city I live in. lol Oh, if you haven't talked to her much, talk to her more. Ask if she'd like to get to know you better by having lunch with your or somesuch. No one bro came up with the idea of the bro code. The bro code is the modern equivalent of the "man laws" and other such ideologies. I believe the current term used to describe it (i.e. bro code) originally came from a 4chan board, but was then made popular by the show "How I Met Your Mother". I believe it's called "Rock Toss". It was played by cavemen. The most experienced players would go easier on the newer players and more difficult on the harder players, thereby following the definition of a difficulty curve. Also, technically, every game since then that doesn't have a fixed difficulty setting. It's either 10:15 or 1:45 (he gave a quarter to two). 18234572631.578947368421052631579:1. Roughly.

Had a massive paper I had to write on it my senior year. Mainly because I was a smart-*** to my history teacher the entire semester. xD We each got "randomly" assigned topics. .-.

Fixed your post Welcome to 343i.org, the friendliest corner of the Haloverse. lol

There may have been a President of the United States in Congress Assembled who was black, and there is a rumor that John Hanson was black (he wasn't), but the President of the United States in Congress Assembled had duties that are more similar to the modern Vice President than the actual President of the United States. Also, this office was held under the Articles of the Confederation. So technically, Obama is. However, he is not fully black (he's mixed), so another technicality is that we haven't had one yet. 1. No I do not. The only thing I've done as far as map making articles are tutorials on how to set up game-types in Reach. lol 2. Take her to your house, and watch a movie or two with her. Save up money, and then take her to an actual theater. Don't forget to clean up a bit though. lol 3. I've never really been into clans, and I prefer to forge on my own. That doesn't mean I am against them, just wouldn't join one.

Nope. Vicente Guerrero was North America's first black president, and there have been many, many African "presidents" over the years. There is also scuttlebutt about the first president of the United States being black, but this isn't quite right. There may have been a black "president" of the continental congress, however at the time that was not the United States of America. No, I have one.

No, it was founded as a Constitutional Republic. Liberty Bottle-works water bottles.

Answer difficult questions. Second favorite is play BF3 with my friends. lol

Live my life like I always do. I have no regrets, and nothing I would do differently. Take up a hobby such as building models (the little cars and airplanes and stuff). Or take this time to learn some new things that you did not know. 1. Star Wars KotOR (knights of the old republic)2. Halo 2 3. Dues Ex The Conspiracy OUR ship? >.> This is MY ship, and yes it damned well can. Trap or no trap! You wait until the concrete is fully dried. That way, the eggs impact will not crack the concrete. No, actually I'm right. I said it is the day after today. Saying that tomorrow is today tomorrow is wrong, because when it becomes tomorrow it is no longer tomorrow, which means that when it becomes today it is not tomorrow anymore. Also, saying that tomorrow is today tomorrow is redundant, and begging the question, which makes it an invalid statement. There isn't only one mammal that lays eggs. The platypus lays eggs, but so does the spiny anteater. Basically every species of animal in the Monotreme order lays eggs. I believe there are only 3 or 4 discovered so far.

WBC is a group of imbeciles that got together to preach to other imbeciles and try to force their imbecilic ways onto real people. Anonymous isn't a group. It is everyone. Which means that it is good, and bad. That's right. Every 12 year old script kiddie is a part of anon, as well as the real "haxorz".

I wish we could live in a world where this type of thing didn't happen. I really do. I also wish we lived in a world where everyone didn't have an agenda to push, and instead of trying to stand on a soap-box could see a tragedy for what it really is rather than an opportunity to push their beliefs. Tragedies are tragedies. In this particular case, the tragedy was that people were killed. They were not killed because the man who did it bought a gun, or because he played video games, but because he snapped. He was a 20 year old autistic (allegedly) male who lived out in the boonies with his mother. His mother happened to own guns, mainly for hunting and protection. The cause of this shooting was not facebook (a person with symptoms of autism would have a difficult time even functioning on a social media site and would most likely try to avoid it as much as they can. Kind of the definition of the disorder there), not because of a video game, and not because of guns. It was because a person snapped for a reason unbeknownst to anyone but that person and used readily available weaponry to do what is unthinkable to most of us. My condolences for those who lost their loved ones.

Someone already went nuts. Check the question below this one. Of? If you mean overall (as in average) China. Definitely China. You have failed at what you were trying to fail at, but succeeded at failing. You mean tomorrow? lol It's the day after today. I am sorry, but the normal qualifications for such a thing are: "Be a Dedicated Member". My qualifications are: "Be a Dedicated Member who has been active for at least 3 months". ^Bam. Friggin toldyaso Vaulting Frog. As for your question, James can make more from making 9 pizzas than he can from making 6 barrels of cola, by about 1.5 times (assuming the price he charges is the same, of course). Ben, on the other hand, can only make 1 1/5 (sorry, didn't feel like typing a decimal for that. lmao) by choosing pizza over cola. Since it costs both of them the same amount of labor hours to make the cola, Ben would suffer less of a loss than James would. If they were in business together, it would be more efficient for James to make the pizza and Ben to make the cola, therefor the comparative advantage goes to Ben. However, the absolute (and boy do I mean absolute) advantage goes to James. Friggin employee of the month material right there. Step up Ben. Step up.

I did not say that it was an impossible question, I said that impossible questions would still not get you the award. And no, yours is a myth. There is no documented evidence of that happening, however mine is documented. Srsly. Check it out.

^ Correct. Your turn. VaultingFrog - 6 SykoWolf - 3 Humpstyles - 2 Virus - 2 Winry Rockbell - 1 Zaguroth - 1 Director - 1 Church - 1

Depends on the population of the population centers. There would be survivors though. And at the moment, pretty low. There aren't as many "nuclear" countries as the media would have you believe, and the ones with nuclear weapons are at an understanding about them. Not to mention that the SETI systems would make it pretty difficult to wage nuclear war. Actually, yours is a common myth spread by people who don't know any better (people back then were not that stupid, the rate of sneezes with the type of sanitation that they had around would mean that over half the world at any given time would have lost their souls. Mutliple times). Mine is based on documented history and facts. Also, you should REALLY read the OP on "impossible questions". If they are, in fact, impossible then you still won't get the award if I answer them wrong. Neither. Or both? o.O Easy enough. You suggested that by the end of the trilogy in halo 6 that they feature every single map that has ever appeared in Halo multiplayer. You posted it on the 11th of March, 2012 at 5:42 pm (my time). Shotty Snipers and Swat. lol

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. I saw her from afar and I was curious. Could this be another me? Have I gained a companion? Who is she? Why is she here? I am shy though, because I've never met another me. So I keep a distance, and watch. Wait, she isn't supposed to do that. She isn't the same as me. I have to stop her. Who am I, and who is she?

31221113112211 1 and 11 is once a 1, then it's 21 as in twice a 1, then it's 1211 as in once a 2, once a 1, etc to thrice a 1, twice a 2, once a 1 and then once a 3, once a 1, twice a two, and once a 1.

I am not into the "bacon flavored" thing. I prefer straight up bacon. Artificial bacon just doesn't cut it for me. A long, long time ago it was believed that sneezes preceded illness. So blessing people after a sneeze became customary, because it meant that you were wishing them good health. "God bless you" is simply the modern equivalent of that. I found it. I did have to resize it to fit as an avatar pic, but other than that I didn't edit it.

Aunt Dot?

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/13804-on-the-nature-of-newb-and-noob/ I do not give out personal information, including what goes on in your head. You're welcome.

The elites who spoke English during the Human-Covenant war were equipped with translators or taught to speak English because they were being trained to fight and eradicate humans, and understanding their insults would assist in demoralizing the humans. Not to mention the intel they would be able to gather by having a grasp of humanities language. The elites that are a part of The Storm have not had a need to speak English thus far, which is why they don't. Some of them may be able to, but they simply don't. As far as some of the other things you pointed out, remember, Halo 4 is the first in a new trilogy. Cortana may not even actually be dead. There wasn't much of a cliffhanger ending, sure, but if this trilogy follows the same pattern as the first then Halo 5 will be the cliffhanger game.

Yes. Depends on which areas were hit. Basically, what the missiles were aimed for. Everyone assumes that the missiles will be aimed at heavily populated cities, but this may not be the case. If they were to target strategic military points only, then probably around 40% of the world's population would die from nuclear related causes. The rest would probably have to either move to a different area or live underground or else suffer the same fate, but it would not be nearly as bad as movies and video games would have you believe. True, it would be the end of the world as we know it, but not the end of the world itself. I suggest doing something that you love, and using whatever money you have left over after feeding, clothing, and housing yourself to help people. If you don't know what you love, then try doing a bit of everything that you can.