SuperIntendant Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 We know him as the one man who gives us our daily dose of news (sorry Vitamin, but this is his thread...). His fine journalistic abilities put him up with great names like CNN and the Onion (of corse). Some say that when Chuck Norris hears his name he runs and hides, and that he gave Alex Seropian the idea for GNOP! effectively creating Halo. All we know is that he is called John-117. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 i heard that John has already been to Mars, that's why there is no signs of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 HE HAS A SON! *GASP* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I heard when John-117 cries, it rains. When he coughs, tornadoes and hurricanes form. When he goes mooning, it's a full moon. When he pees, oceans form. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperIntendant Posted October 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Fist bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John-117 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I hear that when he was captured by Iraqi terrorists, the only took him to throw a party to celebrate his awesomeness! Oh wait, thats me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 I hear that when he was captured by Iraqi terrorists, the only took him to throw a party to celebrate his awesomeness! Oh wait, thats me Self serving your own "Tribute" thread! lol Sorry I did not post sooner John, I wanted to make sure that you did not get to full of yourself. Since that didn't happen, let me tell you and all others the truth about our John. John we rarely get to talk, chat or play together any more, but I want you to know how much I appreciate the hard work, digging under rocks and peeking behind closed doors that you do for us. You bring all the big and small bits of information together for the forum members into one spot. You know I have been a fan of your "sluething" skills since the beginning and have seen you grow from a "cub" reporter to a "Big City" anchor of this site. You are an integral part of what I like to call "The Big Show" which is better than peanut butter, ice cream and a magnum pistol all rolled into one. Thank you! I heard that John got the "Superman" cape and suit from Superman himself by winning a bet the two had, which was to see who could bed Lois Lane first! She lost interest in Superman that night! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 I heard that he gets his news by a time machine that God gave to him for killing the angel of death. (Chuck Norris, who else!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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