I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Granted. But like in that movie I can't remember, you Time Travel into a Tree and die. Anyway I wish I could Fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Granted, you die due to aging. I wish that the 404 was found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Granted, but it is subsequently lost. I wish I could has job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Granted, It is a job as the guy who has to apologize about all the flaws in the Xbox One. I wish that I was in charge of writing Halo 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 G-Ranted! The 343i board of Writers decides that you're story is too terrible to conceive... and they gather and bury it in a tomb on Mount Everest to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands. I wish I had a pet Yeti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Granted. So it rips all your limbs off before tearing your head in two and eating your brain. Also it tore your spine out of your mouth. I wish North American cops weren't so racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Granted. So it rips all your limbs off before tearing your head in two and eating your brain. Also it tore your spine out of your mouth. I wish North American cops weren't so racist. Granted. Something goes horribly wrong in the "Transfer procedure" and now we all have 60s era cops running around. I wish I had more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Granted. You are now immortal but feel pain still. I wish for a steak sandwhich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Granted. It has expired Mayonnaise on it, and you receive food poising. I wish I was moderator of the 343 Industries Community Forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted August 19, 2013 Report Share Posted August 19, 2013 Granted. You are made a moderator that can't do anything but have a flashy blue name. I wish for an P-40 Warhawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 19, 2013 Report Share Posted August 19, 2013 Granted. The missile launcher malfunctions and it explodes with you in it. I wish Dark Horse would publish my Roleplay as a Halo book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted August 19, 2013 Report Share Posted August 19, 2013 Granted but he had a second thought and cancelled it quickly before it was published I wish all the corrupted wishes gets uncorrupted and attacks anyone who tries to corrupt this wish. It will guard this wish forever and ever and if anyone tries to corrupt this, it will instantly get uncorrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteSniper Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) Granted, your wish stays uncorrupted. But you die >: D I wish I had bacon. Edited August 20, 2013 by Elite Sniper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Granted, your wish stays uncorrupted. But you die >: D I wish I had bacon. You're Super Radio-logically, and biologically contaminated Bacon from Chernobyl will arrive shortly. I wish I had... MICROWAVE POWERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Granted, you accidentally burned your house down. I wish I had my money back from getting GOW:J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Granted, you accidentally burned your house down. I wish I had my money back from getting GOW:J. Granted. You get you're money's worth with you're new copy of Gears of War: Judgement!! I wish to be brought a pack of 12-Pack tacos since I'm friggin' hungry right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Granted. You get you're money's worth with you're new copy of Gears of War: Judgement!! I wish to be brought a pack of 12-Pack tacos since I'm friggin' hungry right now. Granted. But the tocos you will get will be old fish tacos wrapped in a stale waffle shell, with horseraddish and expired tattersauce. And did did I mention it will be cold... I wish for.... nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Granted. But the tocos you will get will be old fish tacos wrapped in a stale waffle shell, with horseraddish and expired tattersauce. And did did I mention it will be cold... I wish for.... nothing. Granted.... YOU. GET. NOTHING!! I wish for a new shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Granted, but it seems that your shirt is a strait jacket. I wish for good help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Granted. It's from Nicholas Cage with a throat infection, ergo, you cannot understand him. I wish for another Bundle for Halo 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Granted, but its a bundle of nukes that blows you up. I wish to be able to jump 9 feet from a standing position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Granted, you hit a bird in the face and kill it, and you become a Bird Murderer. I wish for a Mass Effect themed MMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Granted. But it ends shortly afterward. I wish for a kick a$$ new Dog named Scruffy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Granted, but since you use $$ in place of the s's, it costs you 100 billion dollars. I wish for an epic plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Granted, but since you use $$ in place of the s's, it costs you 100 billion dollars. I wish for an epic plane. Granted. The Epic Plane you ask for is actually a Dry Desert Plain in the middle of nowhere, that has been heavily irradiated from constant Nuclear Tests. I wish for a Dubstep Gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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