Torint Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 posting posts can get you banned. I wish I could have inclement whether armor effect in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Wish granted, but the armor malfunctions an causes an F-1000 tornado that destroys all of humanity. I wish I could have three wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish granted, but the armor malfunctions an causes an F-1000 tornado that destroys all of humanity. I wish I could have three wishes. The genie doesnt know math so he gives you minus three, causing you to die. I wish i wasnt so short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 The genie doesnt know math so he gives you minus three, causing you to die. I wish i wasnt so short. If you were tall you wouldnt be able to fit in old model CRVs I wish that Halo 4 will be made someday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Halo 4 will be made someday and I wont dare ruin that wish for the sake of us all. I wish my job would pay me for sitting on my a** and playing Halo all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 It pays you, but you only get old rotten grunt meat that is filled with Flood, that then eats its way through your organs and then you be come a meat puppet and you kill you family, then their re-animated corpes make a Flood hive the consumes the entire world. I wish I could live in a alturnate universe and be apart of the Human-Covanant war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 You are part of the human/covenant war, but are doomed to spend all eternity doubled over in your minitaure grunt suit, forever living your life as a 2 foot bullet magnet. I wish I wasn't irresistible to women...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish granted. I've seen cows prettier than you. I wish no one would ruin this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Thank you. You wish is never ruined, however you gave to live in a bubble house never going outside or meeting / communicating again, your skin goes pale, you forget how to speak and end your days living like a wild animal un a cage. I wish I could swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish Granted. You try it, and get eaten by a shark. Stay safe kids. I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
343industries Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 You make so many wishes that everything changes around you, you lose control. While drinking you whisper "I wish I could die" and pouf! you're dead. I wish my old neighbour was still here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NarwalsPwn Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Your neighbour comes back as a mad scientist who has created a horrible virus that soon breaks loose and infects him turning him into a zombie, then going to your house and eating your brains... I wish that i had super powers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Your neighbour comes back as a mad scientist who has created a horrible virus that soon breaks loose and infects him turning him into a zombie, then going to your house and eating your brains... I wish that i had super powers... You get super powers, but you can only turn into a grunt, and you are shot, killed andthen t-bagged. I wish I could have a warthog and a fully-functional suit of MARK VI MJOLNIR armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish granted, but you begin to think that you are so bad a** that you decide to take on the Master Cheif himself but he PWNs you like you never been PWNed before and kills you... then YOU get t-baged. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish granted, but you begin to think that you are so bad a** that you decide to take on the Master Cheif himself but he PWNs you like you never been PWNed before and kills you... then YOU get t-baged. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. spectral jester eats you. I wish I could post on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NarwalsPwn Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish Granted, then a Random Stranger comes on this forum and Votes your Post Down causing you to have a bad reputation... I wish that I could stay under the age of 22 forever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 You do, but then a law is passed that everyone who is named NarwhalsPWN and is under the ago of 22 is arrested, put in a straight jacket, and put in a rubber room. I wish i could drink coffe as epicly as this emoticon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NarwalsPwn Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish Granted, but then your put into a horrific repeating stage where you continuously drink the coffe over and over non stop for the rest of your life... I wish that no one would post below me... until I had posted below myself and made another wish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish Granted, but then your put into a horrific repeating stage where you continuously drink the coffe over and over non stop for the rest of your life... I wish that no one would post below me... until I had posted below myself and made another wish... Wish granted, i have hacked machingas account MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!1 (jk) I wish my family would by non-diet pop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 (edited) Wish granted but you can't drink it. I wish I had gold membership for XBL Edited September 2, 2011 by Angel of Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NarwalsPwn Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Wish Granted, But then it expired a half Second Later... I wish that someone would post below me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Wish granted, but everyone sees this post and likes it better than yours so you drop into a deep depression feeling shunned and abandoned and therefore deciding that the best option would be to have your eyes surgically removed so that you never have to lay eyes upon this post again. I wish someone would post beside me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Good luck with that. I wish I had a one million man army who listened to my every command and would never betray me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 You do but then somehow they get order 66 and kill you and all of your jedi friends. I wish emoticons werent so fun!!!! :unworthy: :thumbdown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 You do but then somehow they get order 66 and kill you and all of your jedi friends. I wish emoticons werent so fun!!!! :unworthy: :thumbdown: Wish granted, byt then all happiness is gone from you life and you eventally commit sucicde. I wish I had a BR with unlimited ammo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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