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Riddle: Who is fascinated with poop and makes many stale jokes?
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B-B-B-B-B-Bnus
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YES. 'Stale' jokes. Jeez. lol
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More than just the poop
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I know absolutely nothing about you. What I do know is that your name reminds me of those tasty vitamins I took as a child. So every time I see your name my mouth is imagines being filled with joy.
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Yoshi, my friend that I haven't seen much of lately, regrettably due to my mistakes, you are the most approachable person I know of in this forum. That's an attribute that makes great friends- friends that can actually help, even when they think they aren't. Keep living. The world needs your talents.
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I waste time coming to your profile because you are my buddy. Buddies need to check-up on each other, even when they have nothing... to checkup on.
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Does anyone know the time when you feel alone? You pray and you can tell that you don't feel alone. Then you wonder if you're deceiving yourself, but decide that believing in your company feels the best. The most natural. Even if you lie to yourself, it doesn't matter. You are satisfied.
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I MADE THIS... for YOU!
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Don't drink that racist coffee.
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King: "Great news, I'm having a son!"
Nobleman: "You queen is having a child, sire?"
King:"What child?"
Nobleman:"The one that you're having with your queen, sire. Someday he'll grow to takw the throne."
King:"No child will take my throne. When is this foul verman being born?"
Nobleman: "In 9 months I suppose, sire."
King:"Well when this child is born I want him hung in front of the entire kingdo...
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Nobleman: "As you wish sire."
King: "Good. *momentary pause* My son will be born in 9 months. The queen and I are very excited!"