Mafia: Classic III - Development Hell, 22.0 [GAME-OVER]

[BATMAN]

Swapping vote for Delpen; Guess I shoulda stuck with tradition.

[Delpen9]

There are so many fake screenshots going around.

[Drizzy_Dan]

While I am totally skeptical of Caboose, I have seen Axilus's pixel picking prowess firsthand in mafia. He'd tell us if Caboose was lying.

 

I mean...

 

Unless Axilus is mafian himself...

 

 

[Delpen9]

Axilus is Mafian, confirmed.

[Axilus Prime]

While I am totally skeptical of Caboose, I have seen Axilus's pixel picking prowess firsthand in mafia. He'd tell us if Caboose was lying.

 

I mean...

 

Unless Axilus is mafian himself...

Drizzy I'm dead

[Melody]

Penguins are cute and cuddly though, no way they could be involved with an evil organisation such as Mafia. 

 

*Waddles away* This penguin don't take no sass!

[Drizzy_Dan]

Drizzy I'm dead

 

This is a good point

[Delpen9]

I feel like I was hit by a flying train irl.

 

Looks like it's my time.

[Frankenzer]

Kk?

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Votes are locked. Lynch will be up soon.

[Mr Kittens and Gibberish]

Also why do we have the option to lynch somebody when there was no crime committed? If they decided not to lynch anybody, wouldn't that mean it would result to somebody being executed through RNG? There is literally no point to kill somebody for not killing anybody.

It just isn't common sense.

[BATMAN]

 

Also why do we have the option to lynch somebody when there was no crime committed? If they decided not to lynch anybody, wouldn't that mean it would result to somebody being executed through RNG? There is literally no point to kill somebody for not killing anybody.

 

It just isn't common sense.

 

We came for the violence, we stay for the bloodshed.

[Composite Armour]

We came for the violence, we stay for the bloodshed.

I thought all these executions were bloodless?

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

 

ROUND 3:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch: below

 

ROUND 4:

 

 

Lynch:

Pro-Town, thirsty for Mafian blood in today's Lynch, overwhelmed Delpen9, and curbstomped him the second he shut that porta-potty door. Within seconds the Delpen9 lay crumpled on the ground like a used baby-wipe. I mean damn, the Townies are like a roaming swarm of killer bees I swear. 80% of the angry mob probably didn't even know he was the Juggernaut. 

 

The hive mind, satisfied that they FINALLY nabbed a Mafian, went home for the night without even stopping to check if Delpen9 was frickin' dead. News flash: he ain't. The Juggernaut tenaciously lives on. However, the whereabouts of the porta-potty are unknown to this day...

 

Delpen9, the Juggernaut, loses a life.

You have 48 hours or less until Round 4, Part 1 is posted.

Player List:

1. Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
2. Frankenzer
3. Drizzy_Dan
4. Melody 
5. Kakashi_Hatake
6. Yang Xiao Long
7. Church
8. Delpen9, Juggernaut - 1/2 Lynched, Round 3
9. rrhuntington
10. Wam
11. BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
12. Dat Boi
13. Orlando
14. Composite Armour
15. Caboose The Ace

 

Role Status:

 

Also why do we have the option to lynch somebody when there was no crime committed? If they decided not to lynch anybody, wouldn't that mean it would result to somebody being executed through RNG? There is literally no point to kill somebody for not killing anybody.

It just isn't common sense.

 

In reality when bad things happen people protest, with a side of occasional mob violence and murders from extremists. It doesn't matter if it happened a week ago, it still happened, and people are REALLY angry about it.

 

In the Mafian continuity when bad things happen Pro-Town protests, with a side of vengeful killing because this isn't real life, and more like a comical Salem Witch Trials where any person can be executed if they so much as breath wrong. 

 

Also, there is NO RNG backseat driver here. No Role in this game can be controlled solely by RNG if they're inactive. The same applies to the Mafia.

[Melody]

Now we hunt all of the cute penguins? OwO ?

 

Edited September 19, 2016 by Melody

[Axilus Prime]

Oi, Delpen.

Here's your receipt.

[Frankenzer]

Oh heyy I'm still alive ^-^

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

 

ROUND 3:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 4:

 

Execution & Suspect List: below

 

 

Execution:

Church was worried. Caboose The Ace had just successfully team-killed him once again, and has now vanished - robbing Crutch of his recently acquired body he grave-robbed from some poor sucker (presumably Axilus Prime)  along with the chance to utterly annihilate Caboose once and for all.

 

Little did 'ol pseudo-ghost Church know, Caboose had been whisked away to a cold, dark locale deep within the recesses of the Mafian's domain. The Don, infuriated that Caboose kept drinking all their orange juice, ordered Caboose be brought to him in chains.

 

The irate Don gave a bound Caboose the courtesy of choosing his own demise. Caboose replied saying he liked cold spaghetti. Having sealed his own fate, Caboose was thrown into a meat-grinder, and converted into delicious noodles like he always wanted.

 

Church suddenly got an ethereal chill up his spine. He sensed that someplace, somewhere... Caboose had finally been put to death as horrifically as possible. And for once in his life, Church felt at ease... 

 

Caboose The Ace, Civilian, turned into a bowl of spaghetti.

Suspect List:

Kakashi_Hatake

Mr Kittens and Gibberish

Composite Armour

Orlando

 

You have 48 hours to decide who dies (or not) in the Lynch.

Player List:

1. Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
2. Frankenzer
3. Drizzy_Dan
4. Melody 
5. Kakashi_Hatake
6. Yang Xiao Long
7. Church
8. Delpen9, Juggernaut - 1/2 Lynched, Round 3
9. rrhuntington
10. Wam
11. BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
12. Mr Kittens and Gibberish
13. Orlando
14. Composite Armour
15. Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

 

Role Status:

 

[Drizzy_Dan]

This reminds me of a scene in 91 Days. The Don of that family was turned into lasagna.

[Melody]

Kakashi_Hatake voting.

[Axilus Prime]

Well, this adds a bit more credibility to the idea that Composite Armor is mafian. I vote him. Melody looks more and more like the SPY every round.

[Mr Kittens and Gibberish]

I vote Composite Armor.

[Delpen9]

I vote Composite Armor.

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

 

ROUND 3:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 4:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

Lynch: below

 

ROUND 5:

 

 

Lynch:

The mob's rage reached an all-time high upon sight of the late Chicken-Noodle-Cabus. As the blood-vessels in some necks burst, and aneurysms began to brew Pro-Town hastily cobbled together a list of suspects, but before anyone could begin an analysis a sudden unanimous vote singled out Composite Armour for some reason. Most historians today chock this up to swamp gas in the atmosphere reflecting the light from the star Sirius into the Townies' eyes, causing them to frenzy.

 

​Composite, in the middle of deep, intellectual thought on how much Predator Tanks actually cost, was unexpectedly drop-kicked by Orlando, and reverse-suplexed by Kakashi_Hatake before being drug out to the gallows. There he was strung up by his undies to dangle for all the world to see.

 

Feeling as though they were getting a little ahead of themselves, the drones convened amongst themselves wondering if Composite should be given a more... "spectacular" death. The mysteriously mysterious Wam emerged from the shadows with the brilliant suggestion to extract toaster strudels from the condemned, to which the hordes agreed with wholeheartedly.

 

However Frankenzer (the mention of strudels triggering flashbacks, and causing him to go absolutely bananas) jumped onto a man-cannon, soared halfway across the map, and 720 Quadruple-Body-Slammed Composite Armor midair into some jagged rocks behind the gallows - Frankenzer afterwards plummeting into the sea, and sinking like a rock. Though heavily weakened the Ledgend endured, built to last like a tank.

 

Before Composite could retaliate a surprise Orlando jumped Composite (seemingly waiting this whole time to finish Composite off), and pinned him in a headlock. His quarry finally within his grasp, Orlando proceeded to noogie Composite with some brass knuckles for approximately 1 hour. Apparently the Townies were too preoccupied with trying to drudge Frank from the bottom of a deep ocean trench, and completely forgot about the entire Lynch.

 

That day, Wam vowed to never eat a toaster strudel ever again.

 

Composite Armour, Goon, noogied to death.

You have 48 hours or less until Round 5, Part 1 is posted.

Player List:

1. Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
2. Frankenzer
3. Drizzy_Dan
4. Melody 
5. Kakashi_Hatake
6. Yang Xiao Long
7. Church
8. Delpen9, Juggernaut - 1/2 Lynched, Round 3
9. rrhuntington
10. Wam
11. BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
12. Dat Boi
13. Orlando
14. Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
15. Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

 

Role Status:

 

 

 

[Axilus Prime]