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Grunt's Rights!!!!


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Grunts aren't just Grunts. They are superunatural organic unrealistic 3-D animated fake and idealistic beings too! *gasp for air*

 

I mean, come on! Grunts can do a lot more than those 1 mile an hour Hunters, Acrobatic kicking Elites, or those old fat hairy Brutes, right?

 

Grunts are famous for:

 

-Blowing the hell out of you with a Fuel Rod gun.

-Running at you wielding 2 sticky grenades, prepared to kill even 10 of their own teammates.

-Being in the way and accidently getting ran over by a friendly ghost.

-Being hit in the head just because players love seeing confetti fly out. (What a terrible birthday present for the poor ole' Grunt)

-Not being able to jump except when a grenade lands near you.

-Being so easily killed, they are killed mostly because they're in the way.

-Being target practice.

-Top notch grenade spammers.

 

Over all these amazing (and rather annoying) Achievements... Grunts deserve the rights a Spartan does! :P

 

 

(Comment yes if you would like to see more things like this.)

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