Machinga Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Wish granted, byt then all happiness is gone from you life and you eventally commit sucicde. I wish I had a BR with unlimited ammo. it does but eventually the gun jams and you cant ever use it again. I wish bananas didnt grow on trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Wish granted, but the bananas have nowhere to grow so all the bananas in world start growing in your house and suffocate you to death. I wish I could have another swimming pool at my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 You getthepool and hop in, but it turns out to be tar andyou sink slowly into and drown on tar. I wish I had a Pelican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMan Posted September 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Granted, you now own one living pelican with an extra long beak that makes all the other pelicans jealous, and you now live your life hating yourself for not being more specific on what kind of pelican you meant! I wish i was spider-man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGruntMeister Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 u become 99.9% spider and .1% human i wish to have a pelican from halo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 The wishmaster misunderstands you and gives you an MOA. I wish my grass would stay the same so I'd never have to mow again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGruntMeister Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 The wishmaster misunderstands you and gives you an MOA. I wish my grass would stay the same so I'd never have to mow again. moas arent even related to pelicans besides the fact that they r birds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 The wishmaster misunderstands you and gives you an MOA. I wish my grass would stay the same so I'd never have to mow again. wish granted, but you and your house are covered in perminant cyro freeze and you never move again. I wish I had my own Halo ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 moas arent even related to pelicans besides the fact that they r birds I guess I'm the only one that seen the humor in that. wish granted, but you and your house are covered in perminant cyro freeze and you never move again. I wish I had my own Halo ring. Wish granted, but instead of a flood containment facility it's a nyan cat containment facility and they escape and take over the galaxy. NYAN CATS EVERYWHERE!!! I wish I had been the one to invent toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Wish granted, but instead of a flood containment facility it's a nyan cat containment facility and they escape and take over the galaxy. NYAN CATS EVERYWHERE!!! I wish I had been the one to invent toilet paper. Wish granted. Congrats. People, like yourself, have been using plants for years now to wipe their rears. The reason you invented toilet paper: that was poison oak. I wish I the ability to put my hand in my pocket and always pull out the exact amount of cash I needed for any situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Wish granted, but very soon the US government finds out, captures you, gives you a drug that makes you immortal, and makes you pull money out of your pocket for an eternity to solve the debt crisis. I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted at any time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Wish granted. You get a machine that allows you to teleport anywhere. Unfortunately a fly went in with you, and your heads got swapped. Woops. I wish I was an inheritor in Halo: Reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 You reach the rank of Inheritor but your real face is doomed for all eternity to have a haunted helmet on it. Females run away from you, jobs dry up you end up living in a dumpster for the rest of your life. I wish I could prove aliens really existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean PHD Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 You find convincing evidence that aliens exist! Governments of the world begin to research space age technology banding together to bring us to the technology age of the Halo Universe! Hooray!!! Unfortunately the timing of your discovery is all wrong, which brings about us discovering the flood earlier that expected. Master Chief is not yet born and the flood destroys all life and the galaxy and we are all screwed. Way to go with the alien discovery! I wish I knew exactly when and how I am going to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Wish granted, but when you wished that, Death himself has to make a special trip from the after life just to tell. This frustrates him, being the busy guy that he is on top of having a crappy day, and he decides to go ahead and take you now due to the fact that he doesn't feel like making a second trip. I wish I had a taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 I'm here. (Deep voice) Fear me! Btw, I can live with this: You reach the rank of Inheritor but your real face is doomed for all eternity to have a haunted helmet on it. Females run away from you, jobs dry up you end up living in a dumpster for the rest of your life. Equip ^that^ with red flame irl, then take a chain and wrap it around my torso, I'd be Ghost Rider. So, that is my new wish. Minus the chicks part, that sucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISTPUNCHER18 Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 You are ghost rider, but you burn to death because of youre flames. but since you are already dead, you have to live a life of eternal pain. I wish I was invincible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlow Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 granted! you are invincible. sad thing is though that this tiny little green rock is able to take you down. i wish i could fly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Ima just use yours. granted! you (change of words) can fly. sad thing is though that this tiny little green rock is able to take you down. I wish I had a better comeback for that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlow Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 you're going to have to be more original than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Ima just use yours. I wish I had a better comeback for that... Wish granted, you come up with the greatest comeback of all comebacks. It's such a mind blowingly great comeback that even God gets jealous and decides to strike you down with a bolt of lightening. I wish I had a pet Grunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 I wish I had a pet Grunt. Wish granted. You name him pickles. Nothing bad happens, because your pet grunt is awesome. However, you die in an accident a week later in a completely unrelated event. I wish this wish wouldn't end in ME dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Wish granted. You name him pickles. Nothing bad happens, because your pet grunt is awesome. However, you die in an accident a week later in a completely unrelated event. I wish this wish wouldn't end in ME dying. you dont die but then you fall down a dried up well and no one ever finds you but you live forever, alone. I wish i liked chinese food (and dont end in me getting fat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Unfortunately for you, you go home and order chinese food. It was poisoned. I wish you would ruin his wish, but remove the fat bit. You are allowed to kill me in the wish if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 You lose weight and live and have a happy life. I wish my cat didnt sit in the box next to my computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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