The Liken and Smilen Game (Bet I can make you smile)

[DoctorB77]

Lol. You all brought my thread back from the dead.

 

Tucker: Ooo-kay. Church... is trying to get a TRANSLATOR. So that WE can TALK to EACH OTHER.

Church: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.

Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose.

Church: Oh.

Caboose: [camera pans to reveal Caboose] I don't understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold? Tucker: What? No. Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs and a blanket?

Tucker: Damn it, no, Caboose, I'm NOT cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my ******* sheets again, I'm gonna kill you.

 

Caboose: Okay, gargantuan alien, now that we have decided to keep you, you need a real name. I vote for Fluffy.

[Mr. Bashful Brute]

Yo momma so ugly, someone mistook her for the Gravemind!

[ZB-85]

 

 

Caboose: "Okay garganchuen alien, now that we have decided to keep you, you need a real name. I vote for Fluffy."

Tucker: " Fluffy?"

Caboose: "Fluffy! The alien that only Loves! "