Melody Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Mister Chef: Lolz come Corntata, we haz to go save teh world. Corntata: lol k [Approaches typical battlefield on forerunner planet] Corntata: O noes Chef, Elites! Do somthng. Mister Chef: Sud up Corntata I do wut I want [Gunfire from covenant forces] Gold Elite commander: Wort, Wort, Wort! Elites: Blarg! Blarg! Grunts: Demon! We kills u! Mister Chef: Lolz Corntata watch dis [Mister chef making pew pew sounds as he fires a Battle Rifle] Mister Chef: Lolz u guis suk, get g00d *pew* *pew* [After what seemed like a long firefight chef eliminates the covenant forces and proceeds to crouch up and down every dead elite on the ground] Corntata: OMGZ no way, you beatz tehm.. G00D job! I'll openz teh door 4 u. [Various door beeping noises later] Corntata: There, goes killz teh monsters ahh.. *disappears into the covenant internet* Mister Chef: My ROFL Copter goes... SOI SOI SOI!!! *Gunfire* [Hunters approach ahead from set of doors] Hunter 1: lolz u no pass Chef. Hunter 2: Thou shalt not PASS! [Chef throws a plasma killing the hunters in one shot cuz hes on easy difficulty] Mister Chef: LOLOLOLOLOL u guis r terrible lolz [More bad puns and crouching later...] Corntata: Chef lok there gravity lift! Get aboard it lolz. Mister Chef: lol kay *jumps into the magical lift force* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [Later aboard a Phantom] White Elite Ship Pilot: BLARG, BLARG, BLARG! Scrub Elites: Ughghghgghgh! *foreign language that no one comprehends* [Chef enters the ship through via gravity lift] Mister Chef: Say hallo 2 my little friend! *pulls out a rocket launcher with his controllers' sensitivity on 10* White Elite Ship Pilot: BLARG! KILL THE DEMON! Scrub Grunts with plasma pistols: *internal screaming* DIE DEMON! *proceeds to fire incredibly weak plasma bolts while spamming inaccurate grenades* [Chef 360 no lifes and kills all the grunts with a wasted rocket shot] White Elite Ship Pilot: RAWR! *pulls out Energy Sword* Mister Chef: lolz gimme ur body *panic spams rockets until pilot elite and scrub elites are dead* [proceeds to crouch on everyone of them] Corntata: g8 blow it up nao lolz Mister Chef: No Corntata I want Phantom! Corntata: Nu Chef u can't tak phantom! [Chef flies the phantom into the sunset and crashes it against an invisible wall] [Mister Chef falls to his death following the huge phantom explosion] Corntata: Well poop.. we ded nao.. [Corntata spends the rest of her life at a mill making corn and corn products] FIN [My incredibly dumb Halo short story parody] 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzy_Dan Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 I think we may have a machinima short on our hands here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStarRocket91 Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melody Posted September 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 You know it was funny, admit it. lolz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Orbis Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 Good stuff haha funny to come back to this after so long xD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Is this the draft for Halo 6? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Is this the draft for Halo 6? Clearly. 10/10, solid repetitive gameplay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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